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If Your Girlfriend Was A Bowl Of Rice by CookingPot(f): 12:10pm On Dec 10, 2020
let's assume your girlfriend or boyfriend was raw rice, how would you prepare her?

I will wash the rice for 2 minutes, put a little salt then wash it again for 6 minutes.
Re: If Your Girlfriend Was A Bowl Of Rice by donbachi(m): 12:15pm On Dec 10, 2020
I go cook her palm oil rice.
Re: If Your Girlfriend Was A Bowl Of Rice by tnerro1(m): 1:29pm On Dec 10, 2020
Sell the rice and use the money to buy her ice cream
Re: If Your Girlfriend Was A Bowl Of Rice by CookingPot(f): 12:34am On Dec 11, 2020
tnerro1:
Sell the rice and use the money to buy her ice cream
better cook it
Re: If Your Girlfriend Was A Bowl Of Rice by tobechi74: 1:58am On Dec 11, 2020
CookingPot:
let's assume your girlfriend or boyfriend was a raw rice, how would you prepare her?

I will wash the rice for 2 minutes, put a little salt then wash it again for 6 minutes.

Is she that dirty
Re: If Your Girlfriend Was A Bowl Of Rice by tobechi74: 1:58am On Dec 11, 2020
Swap her for onions
Re: If Your Girlfriend Was A Bowl Of Rice by paulolee(m): 6:10am On Dec 11, 2020
would mix n wash her with hypo bcoz shes too full of lies n deceit...
jumoke too get plenty male cousins n uncle, she wan use lamba kill me bcoz both of us know say dose numbers always calling n chatting her up are his cliants..
Re: If Your Girlfriend Was A Bowl Of Rice by CookingPot(f): 9:16am On Dec 12, 2020
tobechi74:


Is she that dirty
lol

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