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How To Produce Canned Tomato Paste At Home by bingbagbo(m): 11:08am On Apr 10, 2021 |
Find three ripe tomatoes Put them in your mouth and chew Chew them hard Chew thoroughly the seeds It's okay if some enters your throat, bring it back into the mouth When the paste is fine in your mouth, find any empty can, milk can or tomato can, vomit your paste into it and cover the can with paper and cellotape You can now use your paste to prepare food for your guests This yoke is dedicated to all the old jokes section posters Bunmioguns Laride Donkolione Ajibel Homar Bright Slim2chick2 Etc
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Re: How To Produce Canned Tomato Paste At Home by bunmioguns(m): 1:31pm On Apr 10, 2021 |
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Re: How To Produce Canned Tomato Paste At Home by NEWBIN: 2:50pm On Apr 10, 2021 |
bunmioguns: Booqee and I broke up yesterday, I am auctioning her now |
Re: How To Produce Canned Tomato Paste At Home by Ajibel(m): 1:35am On Apr 11, 2021 |
Old habits never die. Binbabgo still on with his dry jokes decades later Wey your babe Agybabe dey |
Re: How To Produce Canned Tomato Paste At Home by bingbagbo(m): 5:34pm On May 08, 2021 |
Ajibel: Agybabe is at yaba left now |
Re: How To Produce Canned Tomato Paste At Home by Agybabe(f): 10:13am On Sep 01, 2022 |
Re: How To Produce Canned Tomato Paste At Home by bingbagbo(m): 8:22pm On Feb 20, 2023 |
Agybabe: Nay love |
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