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Definition Of Balls & Guts by Nicer(m): 4:57pm On Jul 11, 2007 |
We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below, GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?" BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next." I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome. Since both ultimately result in death. 1 Like |
Re: Definition Of Balls & Guts by osereka(m): 5:00pm On Jul 11, 2007 |
Re: Definition Of Balls & Guts by CrazyMan(m): 7:07pm On Jul 11, 2007 |
:-x |
Re: Definition Of Balls & Guts by folanusi(m): 5:37pm On Jul 12, 2007 |
Nice one. me i feel you! |
Re: Definition Of Balls & Guts by Nicer(m): 10:08am On Jul 13, 2007 |
A Principal employed a literature teacher to handle JSS 3 students in readiness for their JSCE so he takes them in English Language; The Principal was going on his routine checks to ensure that the students are being well taught. On this occasion the teacher was teaching them Comparatives and Superlatives. So he talked and they followed him Teacher; Tall Students; Taller, Tallest Teacher; Big Students; Bigger, Biggest Teacher; small Students; smaller, smallest The principal repeated what the teacher was said Principal ; Tall Students ; Taller, Tallest Principal; Big Students; Bigger, Biggest Principal; small Students; smaller, smallest He nodded his head in satisfaction (saying good) Students; Gooder! Goodest Principal; No!!! Students; Noer! Noest!! Principal; Stop Students; Stoper! Stopest!! Principal; Haba! Students; Habbier, Habbiest!! Principal: Shu! Students; Shueer! Shueest!!, The class teacher fainted straight out! AV A NICE WEEKEND |
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