For the first time in as long as I can remember, I jus committed a big simp. Those of us on nairaland here know how big a crime it is to simp and I can just feel the guilt eating me up from the inside.
To cut the short story long, I met this fine ass girl a while ago, and after throwing a few lines her way, I fished her number and I have been baiting her with the usual text, calls and whatsapp ish.
Now, this girl isn't half bad when it comes to looks, and she seems like a good balance of streets and good and she isnt an old newspaper too. Man here was already down for wooing her and shii. Now here comes the important part; she billed me for call card. Now, I am nowhere near the executive members of SMAN, but still I am very prudent how I spend my money, but I still fell into temptation and simped.
I have been beating myself up since morning over how I fell for the old trick, and I have to seek forgiveness from the record keepers of Simps to not write my name down.
I promise to inform you before it ever happens again.


paulolee
mosdii

Just call card?you stingy guy.I thought you want to say that you gave her 50k

Playmaker14, please come and sanction this brother for such huge laxity.

You too don watch porn tire, fûck dey hungry you na why.

Ghostrye:
For the first time in as long as I can remember, I jus committed a big simp. Those of us on nairaland here know how big a crime it is to simp and I can just feel the guilt eating me up from the inside.
To cut the short story long, I met this fine ass girl a while ago, and after throwing a few lines her way, I fished her number and I have been baiting her with the usual text, calls and whatsapp ish.
Now, this girl isn't half bad when it comes to looks, and she seems like a good balance of streets and good and she isnt an old newspaper too. Man here was already down for wooing her and shii. Now here comes the important part; she billed me for call card. Now, I am nowhere near the executive members of SMAN, but still I am very prudent how I spend my money, but I still fell into temptation and simped.
I have been beating myself up since morning over how I fell for the old trick, and I have to seek forgiveness from the record keepers of Simps to not write my name down.
I promise to inform you before it ever happens again.


paulolee
mosdii

lolz....it do happens sometimes especially when a gee loses focus dt easily...
you acknowledge ur sins n confessed them....go n sin no more my gee n continue to spread d gospel of redpillz...

God

Kriss216:
Playmak.er14, please come and sanction this brother for such huge laxity.

I read with dismay how our beloveth brother, Ghostrye could fall for that trap... Simping is a sin against the order of Heaven and capital punishment should be applied regardless of the confession.


Ghostrye, you've committed a grievous crime by Simping, your actions were inappropriate and we hereby give you 7days to bang her and trick her to send you the exact amount of airtime you got for her.

During this period, no member will communicate with you and you'll rub ashes on your head before you sleep as a sign of being remorseful.

7days.

You simped real bad.... You need to ensure that you get her banged to reduce your punishment....

Ghostrye:
For the first time in as long as I can remember, I jus committed a big simp. Those of us on nairaland here know how big a crime it is to simp and I can just feel the guilt eating me up from the inside.
To cut the short story long, I met this fine ass girl a while ago, and after throwing a few lines her way, I fished her number and I have been baiting her with the usual text, calls and whatsapp ish.
Now, this girl isn't half bad when it comes to looks, and she seems like a good balance of streets and good and she isnt an old newspaper too. Man here was already down for wooing her and shii. Now here comes the important part; she billed me for call card. Now, I am nowhere near the executive members of SMAN, but still I am very prudent how I spend my money, but I still fell into temptation and simped.
I have been beating myself up since morning over how I fell for the old trick, and I have to seek forgiveness from the record keepers of Simps to not write my name down.
I promise to inform you before it ever happens again.


paulolee
mosdii

Lollittaa my lollipop come read this and summarize it for me..

I can't

Ghostrye:
For the first time in as long as I can remember, I jus committed a big simp. Those of us on nairaland here know how big a crime it is to simp and I can just feel the guilt eating me up from the inside.
To cut the short story long, I met this fine ass girl a while ago, and after throwing a few lines her way, I fished her number and I have been baiting her with the usual text, calls and whatsapp ish.
Now, this girl isn't half bad when it comes to looks, and she seems like a good balance of streets and good and she isnt an old newspaper too. Man here was already down for wooing her and shii. Now here comes the important part; she billed me for call card. Now, I am nowhere near the executive members of SMAN, but still I am very prudent how I spend my money, but I still fell into temptation and simped.
I have been beating myself up since morning over how I fell for the old trick, and I have to seek forgiveness from the record keepers of Simps to not write my name down.
I promise to inform you before it ever happens again.


paulolee
mosdii

instead of you to repent, seek the Lord for forgiveness so that you name will be cancel from the book of death. and you are here talking rubbish.

Jeon:


instead of you to repent, seek the Lord for forgiveness so that you name will be cancel from the book of death. and you are here talking rubbish.

Shebi na you write my name there na, low budget Gabriel Jesus

Ghostrye:
Shebi na you write my name there na, low budget Gabriel Jesus

because of recharge card nah you dy ynaw like.
abeg move

Jeon:



because of recharge card nah you dy ynaw like.

abeg move

Leave me and my yawn abeg. you no be redpiller secretary so you no fit understand the gravity of this sin

Ghostrye:

Leave me and my yawn abeg. you no be redpiller secretary so you no fit understand the gravity of this sin

abeg go sit-down.

hungry pple hiding under the shade of redpill

common recharge card you dy shout.

Lollittaa my winter bear how are you.

PlayMaker14:
I read with dismay how our beloveth brother, Ghostrye could fall for that trap... Simping is a sin against the order of Heaven and capital punishment should be applied regardless of the confession.


Ghostrye, you've committed a grievous crime by Simping, your actions were inappropriate and we hereby give you 7days to bang her and trick her to send you the exact amount of airtime you got for her.

During this period, no member will communicate with you and you'll rub ashes on your head before you sleep as a sign of being remorseful.

7days.

What a mild sanction.

Thank you Jason for tampering justice with mercy.

Dear Ghostrye, endeavour to adhere to this ruling by our Chief Judge.

Kriss216:
What a mild sanction.
Thank you Jason for tampering justice with mercy.
Dear Ghostrye, endeavour to adhere to this ruling by our Chief Judge.

with that ur dirty curtain

Jeon:

abeg go sit-down.
hungry pple hiding under the shade of redpill
common recharge card you dy shout.
Lollittaa my winter bear how are you.

Leave us hungry pple alone, las las gbogbo wa la ma je breakfast

Ghostrye:

Leave us hungry pple alone, las las gbogbo wa la ma je breakfast

Refuse the urge to Shalaye.

Don't reply simps.