Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,164,138 members, 7,856,543 topics. Date: Monday, 10 June 2024 at 09:59 PM

My Girlfriend - Romance - Nairaland

Nairaland Forum / Nairaland / General / Romance / My Girlfriend (3312 Views)

I Caught My Girlfriend With My Dog! *True But They Won't Believe Me* / My Girlfriend Wants To Pay Me Off And Marry A Richer Man / My Girlfriend Is Afraid To Kiss: Is That Normal? (2) (3) (4)

(1) (2) (3) (4) (Reply) (Go Down)

My Girlfriend by chelseabmw(m): 5:16am On May 09, 2011
Guys,its 4:30am and i have not slept. . . .While i was sleeping at nyte my girl looked through my phone and saw that i went to lagos without her knowing about it. . . Now she is so angry and she is saying that my room is making her uncomfortable that she wants to leave and that today will be the last time i will see her . . . .Am trying to sleep but she does not want me to sleep. . . she promised me since about two hours ago that i would sleep but i did not believe,not until now.She is till talking and ranting. . .I wanna sleep but can't sleep. . . .Just confussed
Re: My Girlfriend by Nobody: 5:21am On May 09, 2011
lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

Bro,

grow some coj0nes and let her know bottom line how you feel. Ask no questions!
If there is another part of the house you can sleep, go there and get some rest. Bottom line.  undecided
Tell her you two will discuss it in the morning or whatever. If you have already apologized or tried talking to
her to no avail then there is nothing else you can do. If she wants to walk out of your life, depending on the situation
and how you feel about her let it be undecided. Another one will come or if she is the one for you, she will calm down or come back.
But get your rest.
Re: My Girlfriend by BABE3: 5:24am On May 09, 2011
LMAOO---- Today must have been a hard day for you Mister! Firstly, Chelsea/Shepe lost!

Secondly, you can't sleep! hehehehe---lol

You went all the way to Gidi City without telling your girlfriend? How won't she yell at you?

Wait o, and you're typing while she's talking--she's supposed to break that laptop/desktop/Ipad on your head! Nonsense!


Anyways, deal with it! Goodluck! smiley
Re: My Girlfriend by LordReed(m): 5:25am On May 09, 2011
Wetin you go do for Lasgidi?
Re: My Girlfriend by Dyt(f): 5:57am On May 09, 2011
I m sure u slpn now
Re: My Girlfriend by chelseabmw(m): 6:05am On May 09, 2011
MzDarkSkin:

lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

Bro,row some coj0nes and let her know bottom line how you feel. Ask no questions!
If there is another part of the house you can sleep, go there and get some rest. Bottom line.  undecided
Tell her you two will discuss it in the morning or whatever. If you have already apologized or tried talking to
her to no avail then there is nothing else you can do. If she wants to walk out of your life, depending on the situation
and how you feel about her let it be undecided. Another one will come or if she is the one for you, she will calm down or come back.
But get your rest.


Tnx for d advise. . . I really love the girl but dnt even know wat to do rite now. . .I can't even sleep rite now as she made a statement in pigin english. . .It goes like dis 'Pikin wen say e mama nor go sleep d pikin self nor go sleep'. . . .Any where i go to she follows me. . .
Re: My Girlfriend by chelseabmw(m): 6:10am On May 09, 2011
Lord_Reed:

Wetin you go do for Lasgidi?

I go contonou go buy car for my friend ooo. . . .So i con over stay lagos small(cos of the ay live show at eko hotel) Me nor even tell her say i go lagos self. . .After i don sleep for nyte na im she carry my phone beginning look my pics con see say i use flight go lagos. . . Na im i meet say person dey say. . . .Eddie eddie wake up. . . so u went to lagos without telling me?u went to ay live show with a girl? how many girls did u mess?i hate u, i want to leave ur house rite now. . . .u r a liar. . . .

Those r the exact words from her. . . .We still dey battle so. . .She even say mk i kill her self or hit her. . .
Re: My Girlfriend by chelseabmw(m): 6:13am On May 09, 2011
Dyt:

I m sure u slpn now

Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. . . .Sleep fire


Today is my judgment day and a day of baptism of fire. . . . .I am even begging her to wait till morning but she says that i wouldn't sleep today
Re: My Girlfriend by chelseabmw(m): 6:20am On May 09, 2011
At last she was sat on the bed. . . .But she is still talking. . . .I can't just wait for her to shut up her mouth and sleep
Re: My Girlfriend by chelseabmw(m): 6:21am On May 09, 2011
BABE!:

LMAOO---- Today must have been a hard day for you Mister! Firstly, Chelsea/Shepe lost! Secondly, you can't sleep! hehehehe---lolYou went all the way to Gidi City without telling your girlfriend? How won't she yell at you? Wait o, and you're typing while she's talking--she's supposed to break that laptop/desktop/Ipad on your head! Nonsense!Anyways, deal with it! Goodluck! smiley

Pls dont even remind of our lost today. . . .It's because of our lost that's why i slept without putting my phone where i normally keep it. . .In fact she is saying all sort of things rite now and now am feeling bad. . . .I have never hit her before and she is saying i will have to hit her for the first time today if not i would sleep. . .we just completed a year recently

Abt my laptop,i swear to God i ve been looking at it with one eye because i nor go like am if she torch am oooo. . .I even had to beg her to let me hold my laptop cos she was sitting very close to it grin . . . My eyes are aching me rite now . . .Pls u uys shd pray for me : cry cry cry cry cry
Re: My Girlfriend by MrsChima(f): 6:21am On May 09, 2011
Poor thing.  Let us pray.
Re: My Girlfriend by chelseabmw(m): 6:23am On May 09, 2011
Very soon pikin wen say e mama go sleep the pikin go sleep too

since 1:30am now its 6;23am shocked shocked shocked shocked
Re: My Girlfriend by MrsChima(f): 6:24am On May 09, 2011
You are not sleepy?
Re: My Girlfriend by chelseabmw(m): 6:26am On May 09, 2011
Mrs.Chima:

Poor thing.  Let us pray.  

Yes pls. . . I need prayers rite now?Are u married?If yes,Excellent
but if no,i don't think i need ur prayers cos ur prayers aren't going any where pass ur ceiling

Ur boyfriend must have woken u up with his rod

But if u r married then ignore my post grin
Re: My Girlfriend by BABE3: 6:28am On May 09, 2011
Sweerie OP! Pele! I'm praying for you! smiley

She's asking you to hit her, for her to shut up!? ehn, Hit her now! No koso! Hit her! --lol

What are YOU doing to mitigate the situation, apart from reporting/commentating on NL
?
Re: My Girlfriend by chelseabmw(m): 6:28am On May 09, 2011
Mrs.Chima:

You are not sleepy?  

i swear to God. . . .Am feeling sleepy. . . .Sheis playing music at same time talking to me. . .I tired sleeping like that but no way
Re: My Girlfriend by MrsChima(f): 6:31am On May 09, 2011
chelseabmw:

Yes pls. . . I need prayers rite now?Are u married?If yes,Excellent
but if no,i don't think i need your prayers cos your prayers aren't going any where pass your ceiling

your boyfriend must have woken u up with his rod

But if u r married then ignore my post grin

Uhmm. I am in USA and it is not morning time either. Yes, I am married and my wife name is Rokiatu. She doesn't have a rod.
Re: My Girlfriend by chelseabmw(m): 6:33am On May 09, 2011
BABE!:

Sweerie OP! Pele! I'm praying for you! smiley

She's asking you to hit her, for her to shut up!? ehn, Hit her npw! No koso! Hit her! --lolWhat are YOU doing to mitigate the situation, apart from reporting/commentating on NL
?

hit her nooooooooo. . . . . .Dis girl is my tonto dikeh ooo. . .She is just like her. . .I can't even dream of hitting a beautiful and sweet girl like this. . . . . I do not have any plans as i know i am guilty. . . I am just trying to play smart by not talking cos if i shd voice ut anything she will then have a thousand and one things to say. . .Am just here on NL. . .

Infact u guys are helping out here

Tnx babe

but stop laughing pls
Re: My Girlfriend by chelseabmw(m): 6:35am On May 09, 2011
Mrs.Chima:

Uhmm. I am in USA and it is not morning time either. Yes, I am married and my wife name is Rokiatu. She doesn't have a rod.

Ooopppppssss. . . . . . Ur name is misleading shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

Anyways sorry for that. . . . .So what's ur advise for me?
Re: My Girlfriend by Pweety4me(f): 6:37am On May 09, 2011
You might what to leave that room, before you do something reall sttupid!
Re: My Girlfriend by chelseabmw(m): 6:38am On May 09, 2011
Pweety4me:

You might what to leave that room, before you do something reall sttupid!

Have tried that. . . .She seized the key
Re: My Girlfriend by chelseabmw(m): 6:40am On May 09, 2011
You guys would believe she is feeling sleepy too grin grin grin
I can't just wait for her to sleep
my eyes wanna fall off
Re: My Girlfriend by BABE3: 6:42am On May 09, 2011
chelseabmw:

hit her nooooooooo. . . . . .Dis girl is my tonto dikeh ooo. . .She is just like her. . .I can't even dream of hitting a beautiful and sweet girl like this. . . . . I do not have any plans as i know i am guilty. . . I am just trying to play smart by not talking cos if i shd voice ut anything she will then have a thousand and one things to say. . .Am just here on NL. . .

Infact u guys are helping out here

Tnx babe

but stop laughing pls

lol-- I was joking when I said "hit her" o! Abeg, I don't encourage destructive violence.

Anyways-- I have a feeling you're lying about this whole story sef, but it's aight, I'm just gonna go with the flow! wink

I understand what you're doing by not talking back. It's a good move. You just have to sacrifice your sleep my dear.

You caused it! Sit there and let her download all her feelings! The downloading will eventually stop, but it's gonna be a slow process. When she's done, then talk to her.

Re: My Girlfriend by Pweety4me(f): 6:45am On May 09, 2011
chelseabmw:

Have tried that. . . .She seized the key

Pretend your avin stomach ache. . .? undecided
Re: My Girlfriend by chelseabmw(m): 6:52am On May 09, 2011
Pweety4me:

Pretend your avin stomach ache. . .? undecided

My dear we r in the 21st century. . . U think she will believe that?will u believe me if i told u i had a stomach ache at this crucial state?
Re: My Girlfriend by chelseabmw(m): 6:56am On May 09, 2011
BABE!:

lol-- I was joking when I said "hit her" o! Abeg, I don't encourage destructive violence. Anyways-- I have a feeling you're lying about this whole story sef, but it's aight, I'm just gonna go with the flow! winkI understand what you're doing by not talking back. It's a good move. You just have to sacrifice your sleep my dear.You caused it! Sit there and let her download all her feelings! The downloading will eventually stop, but it's gonna be a slow process. When she's done, then talk to her.

I know u were joking. . . .U think i will fake dis on NL?Am a moderator for crying out loud and most times we r not suppose to be doing this. . . .I dnt post on romance section so why will i be acting it?
Re: My Girlfriend by BABE3: 6:59am On May 09, 2011
oh-- You're a mod!!!! cheesy cheesy cheesy That's like celebrity status on NL!! cheesy cheesy

Can I have your autograph? Plssssssss!!! **cute face**

Anyways, I believe you. Has she stopped? sleeping yet?
Re: My Girlfriend by MrsChima(f): 7:03am On May 09, 2011
You are a moderator? Prove it. Delete this post.
Re: My Girlfriend by chelseabmw(m): 7:04am On May 09, 2011
BABE!:

oh-- You're a mod!!!!  cheesy cheesy cheesy That's like celebrity status on NL!! cheesy cheesy

Can I have your autograph? Plssssssss!!! **cute face**

Anyways, I believe you. Has she stopped? sleeping yet?


U want my autograph?Ok pls wait till i wake up. . . Will let u know. . . .u wudn't believe me. . . . . . . She is sleeping like a baby. . .

now i can sleep. . .At last   7am
Re: My Girlfriend by BABE3: 7:05am On May 09, 2011
chelseabmw:

U want my autograph?Ok pls wait till i wake up. . . Will let u know. . . .u wudn't believe me. . . . . . . She is sleeping like a baby. . .

now i can sleep. . .At last   7am

Yay you! wink
Re: My Girlfriend by 190: 7:17am On May 09, 2011
chelsea what happened?

was it that your GF i once knew
Re: My Girlfriend by Nobody: 7:26am On May 09, 2011
young man go and sleep in the toilet, at least she wont be comfortable with the smell there. My own 10kobo advice

(1) (2) (3) (4) (Reply)

Not Because I Like You That I Must Date You! / How To Win A Lady's Heart (A Must Read For Guys) / Midehi Come And Explain This Pic Please!!!

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 51
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.