Kayberg wrote:

The HOLY SPIRIT never leads to lie. But you thought you're being hilarious in your own eyes meanwhile you just kept goofing. Because just as JESUS CHRIST said, you never knew the HOLY SPIRIT, neither can you receive Him.

You know the description of your god shows it's not a god but a human imagination. And if this illusion be real, then how cool it is for a man's god to have two arms on one side without any on the other side, and then directly feet and shins without legs.

What does that look like to you?

1. Then the Lord awoke as from sleep, as a warrior wakes from the stupor of wine.
Psalm 78:65

How does a warrior wakes from the stupor of wine? Can't imagine.

2. Psalm 44:23
Wake up, O Lord! Why are You sleeping? Arise! Do not reject us forever.

3. Psalm 73:20
Like one waking from a dream, so You, O Lord, awaken and despise their form.

4. Isaiah 42:13
The LORD goes forth like a mighty one; He stirs up His zeal like a warrior. He shouts; yes, He roars in triumph over His enemies:

Kayberg, it's proven that the Biblical Lord sleeps and wakes as someone being intoxicated with wine.

This is not my Lord!

AntiChristian:

1. Then the Lord awoke as from sleep, as a warrior wakes from the stupor of wine.
Psalm 78:65

How does a warrior wakes from the stupor of wine? Can't imagine.

2. Psalm 44:23
Wake up, O Lord! Why are You sleeping? Arise! Do not reject us forever.

3. Psalm 73:20
Like one waking from a dream, so You, O Lord, awaken and despise their form.

4. Isaiah 42:13
The LORD goes forth like a mighty one; He stirs up His zeal like a warrior. He shouts; yes, He roars in triumph over His enemies:

Kayberg, it's proven that the Biblical Lord sleeps and wakes as someone being intoxicated with wine.

This is not my Lord!

Bunch of figure of speech
Not to read it, but to understand it.
The above verses is to ginger God to act fast. Everybody know that God no dey sleep nor slumber.
God no dey eat food nor drink.HIS food is in praising and HIS happiness in the obedient of men.

@AntiChristian is a Christian in disguise. You study the word of God more than some pastors and even preach on nairaland more than the pastors here.

Anyway have a wonderful week and know that Jesus loves you too.

Adamgeneral12:

Bunch of figure of speech
Not to read it, but to understand it.
The above verses is to ginger God to act fast. Everybody know that God no dey sleep nor slumber.
God no dey eat food nor drink. HIS food is in praising and HIS happiness in the obedient of men.

So God needs "gingering"?

God no dey eat...His food is in praising......

What an ironic statement!

peggywebbs:
@AntiChristian is a Christian in disguise. You study the word of God more than some pastors and even preach on nairaland more than the pastors here.

Anyway have a wonderful week and know that Jesus loves you too.

You too.

I really laughed.

I love Jesus, Moses and all others too.

AntiChristian:

1. Then the Lord awoke as from sleep, as a warrior wakes from the stupor of wine.
Psalm 78:65

How does a warrior wakes from the stupor of wine? Can't imagine.

2. Psalm 44:23
Wake up, O Lord! Why are You sleeping? Arise! Do not reject us forever.

3. Psalm 73:20
Like one waking from a dream, so You, O Lord, awaken and despise their form.

4. Isaiah 42:13
The LORD goes forth like a mighty one; He stirs up His zeal like a warrior. He shouts; yes, He roars in triumph over His enemies:

Kayberg, it's proven that the Biblical Lord sleeps and wakes as someone being intoxicated with wine.

This is not my Lord!

Your case is like a man who was told

"it is your cup of tea",

who then went around asking where is the cup and tea. And start scattering the house, and disturbing others for his ignorance.

Bro, go get proper literature education. Not everything you should be schooled on. You can be taught Bible here but not English. Find a good English forum to learn first then you can be helped with Bible understanding.

Education is lacking and obvious in your writeup.

Dint make yourself a laughing icon.

AntiChristian:


So God needs "gingering"?

God no dey eat...His food is in praising......

What an ironic statement!

God no dey eat food or drink wine like humans do, just praise HIM and HE is satisfy because that's HIS food.

Now for you to describe my word you also us one among the figure of speech.
'What ironic statement'

Adamgeneral12:

Bunch of figure of speech

That Anti-God does not know many many things including that simple thing called "figure of speech".

So therefore, he is incapable of reading the Bible.

And anyway, shall Satan ever speak good for God?.

hupernikao:

Education is lacking and obvious in your writeup.

Dint make yourself a laughing icon.

How can his education be sensible when all he was taught was how to be a murdering psycho?

Adamgeneral12:

God no dey eat food or drink wine like humans do, just praise HIM and HE is satisfy because that's HIS food.

Now for you to describe my word you also us one among the figure of speech.
'What ironic statement'

God actually doesn't need anything! My own God is free of wants, worthy of all praise!

hupernikao:



Your case is like a man who was told

"it is your cup of tea",

who then went around asking where is the cup and tea. And start scattering the house, and disturbing others for his ignorance.

Bro, go get proper literature education. Not everything you should be schooled on. You can be taught Bible here but not English. Find a good English forum to learn first then you can be helped with Bible understanding.

Education is lacking and obvious in your writeup.

Dint make yourself a laughing icon.

But you could have spent the little time you wasted on simply explaining the verses as it relates to your English.

Rather than mentioning cup of tea. Are you a redeem member? Cos na their GO talk say Jesus drank his tea some time ago.

hupernikao:



Your case is like a man who was told

"it is your cup of tea",

who then went around asking where is the cup and tea. And start scattering the house, and disturbing others for his ignorance.

Bro, go get proper literature education. Not everything you should be schooled on. You can be taught Bible here but not English. Find a good English forum to learn first then you can be helped with Bible understanding.

Education is lacking and obvious in your writeup.

Dint make yourself a laughing icon.

For the fact that you do not understand a thing does not render it invalid.
You will one day beg HE be your GOD.
But I pray it be not too late.

Dtruthspeaker:


That Anti-God does not know many many things including that simple thing called "figure of speech".

So therefore, he is incapable of reading the Bible.

And anyway, shall Satan ever speak good for God?.

So who is the Satan now? Anyways Jesus called Peter Satan too

Matthew 16:23
Jesus turned and said to Peter, "Get behind me, Satan! You are a stumbling block to me; you do not have in mind the things of God, but the things of men."

AntiChristian:
Kayberg wrote:

The HOLY SPIRIT never leads to lie. But you thought you're being hilarious in your own eyes meanwhile you just kept goofing. Because just as JESUS CHRIST said, you never knew the HOLY SPIRIT, neither can you receive Him.

You know the description of your god shows it's not a god but a human imagination. And if this illusion be real, then how cool it is for a man's god to have two arms on one side without any on the other side, and then directly feet and shins without legs.

What does that look like to you?

For all the peoples will walk, each in the name of its god, But we will walk in the name of Jehovah our God forever and ever! Micah 4:5

They may claim they're worshipers of the God of Abraham, they might even claim they're the worshipers of His Son but we will distinguish ourselves by walking in the name of our own God "JEHOVAH"

So you need not go far or think far before knowing how to describe our God because We are JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES, WALKING in His name!

Which simply means when you look at us as ONE BODY or ORGANIZATION you can speak of our God even without asking us a question! John 17:22

MaxInDHouse:



For all the peoples will walk, each in the name of its god, But we will walk in the name of Jehovah our God forever and ever! Micah 4:5

They may claim they're worshipers of the God of Abraham, they might even claim they're the worshipers of His Son but we will distinguish ourselves by walking in the name of our own God "JEHOVAH"

So you need not go far or think far before knowing how to describe our God because We are JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES, WALKING in His name!

Which simply means when you look at us as ONE BODY or ORGANIZATION you can speak of our God even without asking us a question! John 17:22

Being called by the name of JEHOVAH GOD is not the issue, but walking with HIM in the Spirit is. Many called themselves believers, but that does not mean they share the true belief.

Called by the name of the LORD are those who truly walks with HIM, not by lips nor eye service.

And to you Antichristian, you're just another potential terrorist.
You ain't Antiidolatry, Antiinnocentbloodsheddings, Antibeheading, Antikillings, but you made yourself Antichristian. What does that not make you?

If you're so full of hate for Christians that you could no longer contain it within your hatefilled heart, why not just head to Afghanistan and join the Taliban?

Kayberg:
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You never respond to me since I opened the thread.

You were eager to describe my God before but your velocity has been severely deterred since the thread was created.

AntiChristian:


You never respond to me since I opened the thread.

You were eager to describe my God before but your velocity has been severely deterred since the thread was created.

That was an error.
Tagged you wrongly.
That's why I modified it immediately the error was spotted.
Sorry about that.

Kayberg:


That was an error.
Tagged you wrongly.
That's why I modified it immediately the error was spotted.
Sorry about that.

Thread closed

AntiChristian:



Thread closed

What game are you playing here?
That was in response to MaxInDHouse, not you.
How did it now become you all of a sudden?

Kayberg:


What game are you playing here?
That was in response to MaxInDHouse, not you.
How did it now become you all of a sudden?

You mentioned me not once o!

Dtruthspeaker:


That Anti-God does not know many many things including that simple thing called "figure of speech".

So therefore, he is incapable of reading the Bible.

And anyway, shall Satan ever speak good for God?.

Is trinity also a figure of speech ?

Guy better keep to your misinformation with your fellow Churchgoers.
We are JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES so next time if you want to know the meaning of what is WRITTEN in the book of our Heritage ask us to TEACH you!

Walking with JEHOVAH in Spirit means people around will only SEE imperfect humans come together to produce the FRUIT of God's Holy Spirit in a perfect way yet you won't see anyone directing us but imperfect humans like ourselves.

Jehovah's Witnesses only have a small group of older men directing the affairs of a global family of peace loving worshipers and yet this order men are also imperfect humans like everyone else!

They have successfully gathered people from different races throughout the earth and made them vow never to raise weapons against anyone again! Isaiah 2:2-4; Micah 4:1-3

That's what walking with JEHOVAH in the SPIRIT means.

So when i quote God's word where the same Micah says we (JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES) will walk in the name of our own God, i mean we're going to perform before all eyes the will of our own God. Matthew 5:13-16

If you are also a worshiper of the true God say how you are connected to the true God by the FRUIT of your religion! Matthew 7:16

Kayberg:


Being called by the name of JEHOVAH GOD is not the issue, but walking with HIM in the Spirit is. Many called themselves believers, but that does not mean they share the true belief.

Called by the name of the LORD are those who truly walks with HIM, not by lips nor eye service.

And to you Antichristian, you're just another potential terrorist.
You ain't Antiidolatry, Antiinnocentbloodsheddings, Antibeheading, Antikillings, but you made yourself Antichristian. What does that not make you?

If you're so full of hate for Christians that you could no longer contain it within your hatefilled heart, why not just head to Afghanistan and join the Taliban?

2dominate:

Is trinity also a figure of speech ?

If you do not know what figures of speech are, being Muslim, how then can you determine when it is in play or not in play?

Your problem anyway.

One of your imams has promised to come and kill us, yet your brother says we should not call you people murderers and terrorist.

Kayberg:

And to you Antichristian, you're just another potential terrorist.
You ain't Antiidolatry, Antiinnocentbloodsheddings, Antibeheading, Antikillings, but you made yourself Antichristian. What does that not make you?

If you're so full of hate for Christians that you could no longer contain it within your hatefilled heart, why not just head to Afghanistan and join the Taliban?

I am a potential terrorist but I never kill any of your family yet. You are also a potential terrorist just as everyone is.
Being "Anti" does not suggest hatred but "being against" something.

Why Afghanistan and not Saudi? And where will you go? Vatican?

Your tomfoolery is potentially stinking!

Dtruthspeaker:


If you do not know what figures of speech are, being Muslim, how then can you determine when it is in play or not in play?

Your problem anyway.

One of your imams has promised to come and kill us, yet your brother says we should not call you people murderers and terrorist.

So if a Christian says he wants to kill me then all other Christians are also culprits?

Who made you guys like this?

AntiChristian:


So if a Christian says he wants to kill me then all other Christians are also culprits?

Who made you guys like this?

One Muslim, is definitely an anomaly but when everyday, Muslim kills, Muslim kills, Muslim kills, Muslim threatens to kill... that's a phenomenon a disease and a plague.

Men, I really do not participate in this kind of filth, so please leave me alone, I really do not want to talk about what your people do or don't do.

For what they have done, they have done already and what they did not do, is not yet done.

Dtruthspeaker:


One Muslim, is definitely an anomaly but when everyday, Muslim kills, Muslim kills, Muslim kills, Muslim threatens to kill... that's a phenomenon a disease and a plague.

Men, I really do not participate in this kind of filth, so please leave me alone, I really do not want to talk about what your people do or don't do.

For what they have done, they have done already and what they did not do, is not yet done.

Same as your Yahweh in the old testament. I really do not want to talk about what he did. Who he sent to kill, destroy, save virgins for warriors,...
That's a phenomenal disease and a plague.

Guy, i really don't believe Yahweh and prince of peace could invoke the kind of carnage in the old testament.

What Yahweh has done, Israel still continues till today but na Taliban bẹ your problem.

He can still do more!

Kayberg:


For the fact that you do not understand a thing does not render it invalid.
You will one day beg HE be your GOD.
But I pray it be not too late.

Sir? Are you sure it is my post you wanted to quote? I am struggling to get how this applies to my post.

Maybe a clearer word can help my knowledge.

AntiChristian:


But you could have spent the little time you wasted on simply explaining the verses as it relates to your English.

Rather than mentioning cup of tea. Are you a redeem member? Cos na their GO talk say Jesus drank his tea some time ago.

You aren't reading properly. It showed in how you still read my post. Let me help you again.

Your problem is not understanding the scriptures, your problem is higher than that. Your issue is you don't have good grasp of communication in the language the scripture in your hand is written.

English literature is what you need not Bible explanation. And I seriously mean it. Go and get that proper education and not waste your time in presenting yourself as a jester. Because many will laugh at your comprehension if this is how you read and speak to intellectuals.

Please Bro, do. Google can help you at no cost.
I have helped you with a link that suits your level best to start learning.

https://www.dummies.com/education/language-arts/grammar/basic-english-grammar-for-dummies-cheat-sheet/

hupernikao:


You aren't reading properly. It showed in how you still read my post. Let me help you again.

Your problem is not understanding the scriptures, your problem is higher than that. Your issue is you don't have good grasp of communication in the language the scripture in your hand is written.

English literature is what you need not Bible explanation. And I seriously mean it. Go and get that proper education and not waste your time in presenting yourself as a jester. Because many will laugh at your comprehension if this is how you read and speak to intellectuals.

Please Bro, do. Google can help you at no cost.
I have helped you with a link that suits your level best to start learning.

https://www.dummies.com/education/language-arts/grammar/basic-english-grammar-for-dummies-cheat-sheet/

Maybe the Bible was made so that people will not understand and enter hell.

Mark 4:10-12
When he (Jesus) was alone, the Twelve and the others around him asked him about the parables. 11He told them, "The secret of the kingdom of God has been given to you. But to those on the outside everything is said in parables 12so that," 'they may be ever seeing but never perceiving, and ever hearing but never understanding; otherwise they might turn and be forgiven!'