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I Want To Be A God by smile11s(m): 7:26am On Jul 25, 2007
Sometimes, i wonder why people have to pray for long time befor etheir prayer get answered. I want to a god so that i can give happiness, luxirious life, wealth to my followers. I am already asking other gods to give me divine power, so that i can change the world of my follwers into a prosperous one. You can lucky to be reading this because when i start reaching out to the world, it will not be new to you and alot of people will want to believe and worship me because of my instantanous blessings.

I want to be the Giver of Destiny(god)


The only one that is yet to come.

Its me!!!!
Re: I Want To Be A God by zenom: 11:15am On Jul 25, 2007
Get a grip of your sanity before you go over board!!! grin
Re: I Want To Be A God by pilgrim1(f): 11:30am On Jul 25, 2007
Joker of the day. You're such a late arrival - there are many who have expressed the same thing and gathered some followers around them; and yet they still couldn't meet their own desires for themselves.

smile11s:

I am already asking other gods to give me divine power,

An apprentice 'god' does not need to ask other gods for divine power - that's not the way those other gods you're already "asking" got to the level you envisage them.

Meanwhile, you may want to try some of those new exotic new age religions; or an older version for upgrades - Mormonism. The latter promises that all males will be gods in the celestial heavens, with plenty of wives and their own planets to rule. A small catch to that, however: you've got to follow their own rules strictly before you're approved. wink
Re: I Want To Be A God by jagunlabi(m): 12:44pm On Jul 25, 2007
You're a god,already.You just need to recognize that yourself.
Every human is a god in his or her own right.
If you need something,just look inwards and bring forth that divine spark in you.
It is working for the white folks and that is why they are advancing and evolving nicely.
Re: I Want To Be A God by Kuns: 2:06pm On Jul 25, 2007
agba ato,

Brother Jagunlabi, the most High and all of his heavenly host will continue to bless you.

According to the bible or religious information we are Gods didn't Yashua (Jesus) say in John 10 : 34 that we are Gods.
and I quote " Jesus answered them, Is it not written in your law, I said, Ye are gods?"

And we can cross reference that in the book of Psalms 82: 1 & 6 and I quote " God standeth in the congregation of the mighty; he judgeth among the gods."

And in verse 6 it says and I quote "I have said, Ye are gods; and all of you are children of the most High."

As children of the most high this makes you a God. The only God that is going to come and save you is yourselves.

It is crazy waiting for someone to come from the clouds to bring you salvation, and it is super krazy waiting for a white man to come down from the clouds to save you. You are the one that will save yourself Sons and daughters of the most high.

No one is going to come from the clouds to save you people, you will have to save yourself with right knowledge, right wisdom and right overstanding which in our language is Nuwaupu the science of sound right reasoning.


ire
Re: I Want To Be A God by jlee(m): 8:21pm On Jul 25, 2007
man @ smile11s u can hear yourself claim to be God in other to full what is written in the book of David. "That he shall arise cliaming to be like God and shall tend to change times and seasons{laws} of the most high.
   I tell u this day don't allow suitutions around u to bring u down to give to being a vesule(instrument) for the devil.
   Just bear this in mind "In every suitiation u find yourself just give thanks to the Almight creator for he knows best and he is the author and the finisher of our faith"
Re: I Want To Be A God by smile11s(m): 12:51pm On Jul 27, 2007
Th earlier you belive in me, Quicker you reach your destiny.

I am coming, soon,
Re: I Want To Be A God by Aproko(f): 2:41pm On Jul 27, 2007
pilgrim.1:

Joker of the day. You're such a late arrival - there are many who have expressed the same thing and gathered some followers around them; and yet they still couldn't meet their own desires for themselves.


word!!

why do i always agree with you these days?

smile11s:

Th earlier you believe in me, Quicker you reach your destiny.

I am coming, soon,

you are starting to sound more and more like a false prophet!! grin
Re: I Want To Be A God by otuwe(f): 3:06pm On Jul 27, 2007
Aproko:

word!!

why do i always agree with you these days?


girlfriend its becos u girls now share one thing in common











[size=20pt]a husband[/size]












[size=25pt]enitan[/size] grin grin grin grin grin
Re: I Want To Be A God by Aproko(f): 6:00pm On Jul 27, 2007
LMAO grin grin grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy grin grin cheesy cheesy grin grin cheesy cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin




please don't let them sack me from work oh!i'm rolling on the floor with laughter
Re: I Want To Be A God by ricflare(m): 6:19pm On Jul 27, 2007
IT WILL BE BETTER IF U TRACE UR STEP BACK AND BELIEVE IN JESUS CHRIST B4 IT WILL BE TOO LATE don't try to be a god many have tried it and are no where to be found on earth today. Dont develop into a reprobate mind. Receive Jesus and Exercise ur power there thaks
Re: I Want To Be A God by Papa(m): 3:12am On Jul 28, 2007
It's been a funny one going through your (everyone's) comments and responses.

I'm a christian - born-AGAIN! This time not born of the woman known as my mother, but by God. That's what my bible tells me. And I believe it.

A goat doesn't give birth to a chicken, a mango doesn't give birth to an okra,
men don't give birth to snakes, they give birth to men; When God or a god gives birth, what do you expect, so find the BIGGEST God ever and become born-again, this time, of that G(g)od

I am GOD in a man's body, you could probably start by looking to me, I'll show you the way!
That's what light is for, to show you the way. My God and father tells me that I am the light of the world,
so already you don't need to search for hope, that I came your way is hope for you!
Re: I Want To Be A God by StephenP(m): 5:07am On Jul 28, 2007
You desperately need to go to church because you're brain is all fried up. When you get well, you'll realise the dumb sh** you are saying! Malaysia musta gotten into your head, maybe hailstones fell on your head and loosened them nuts in your head or the bitter cold. Hurry before it's too late.
Re: I Want To Be A God by smile11s(m): 7:46am On Jul 28, 2007
Somany prophets came and his people did not accept him, I am not suprise
Re: I Want To Be A God by wakiri: 8:11am On Jul 28, 2007
@smile11, Are u still hanging out in chowkit? Get a grip. U better get your ass outa there before it is too late. I'm damn sure you are hallucinating already. Too much of nasi goreng, init? Awak gila already.
Re: I Want To Be A God by Papa(m): 8:14am On Jul 28, 2007
@StephenP
grin I knew someone would itch the moment I said the right things,
You react just like the jews in the day Jesus walked the earth:


John 10

30[/b]I and my Father are one.

[b]31[/b]Then the Jews took up stones again to stone him.

. . .

[b]33[/b]The Jews answered him, saying, For a good work we stone thee not; but for blasphemy; and because that thou, being a man, makest thyself God.

[b] 34[/b]Jesus answered them, Is it not written in your law, I said, Ye are gods?

You must be thinking, "and if Jesus said it, who are you to compare yourself with Him!?"

Well here's God's answer: (Romans 8:17) I am a [b]joint [/b]heir with Christ - The keyword's [b]JOINT

That means that I equally own everything He owns which are:

John 16:15
All things that the Father hath are mine: therefore said I, that he shall take of mine, and shall shew it unto you.
Re: I Want To Be A God by StephenP(m): 9:10am On Jul 28, 2007
@Papa

Ok I really understand and appreciate the fact that you want to be right but don't unnecessarily add my name to that ok? I was not refering to you. I didn't even read what you wrote! I am talking to the guy who wants to be the 'giver of destiny' or whatever he said.
Re: I Want To Be A God by PawPaw3(m): 3:22pm On Jul 28, 2007
You are mad, really really mad. Better go to aro for cure.
Re: I Want To Be A God by redsun(m): 8:29pm On Jul 31, 2007
Man is god,all you need to do is believe and live it out.Be the center point and connect with the essentials.Christ said,just believe,you will be whole.
Re: I Want To Be A God by Horus(m): 9:44pm On Jul 31, 2007
Re: I Want To Be A God by mandi: 3:36am On Aug 01, 2007
[size=16pt]Psalm 82:6

I have said, Ye are gods; and all of you are children of the most High.
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Re: I Want To Be A God by redsun(m): 5:46am On Aug 01, 2007
It is so easy,yet very hard,
Re: I Want To Be A God by otuwe(f): 9:00am On Aug 01, 2007
@ poster.

first u have to give God back everything He has given u.(i wonder wat u wud be after that)

then u leave the earth and find ur own abode (i wonder where that will be)

then you create ur heaven and earth (but then again u wud have no consciousness to do dat)

then u wud create people in ur own image (wat image are we talking abt, u wud have no image anymore)



in fact guy, its im[size=18pt]po[/size]ssi[size=18pt]ble[/size].

u hear? ? ?
Re: I Want To Be A God by doyenn(m): 10:05am On Aug 01, 2007
Once you make yourself an hero like Ifa,Sango and others in no time you'll get those ingrates people worshipping you and you'll beable to give them anything possible under your care.
Re: I Want To Be A God by willyt1: 8:13pm On Nov 08, 2007
I really appreciate your effort 2 become god. We will b at your side. Just continue on what d god almighty I asked you 2 do.

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