> School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.
>
> Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so
> that you can die Rich.
>
> Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.
>
> Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor
> degree and a woman gains her masters.
>
> Divorce: Future tense of Marriage.
>
> Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated
> by feminine waterpower.
>
> Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the
> Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the
> minds of either"
>
> Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number
> present.
>
> Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody
> believes he got the biggest piece.
>
> Dictionary: A place where success comes before work.
>
> Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and
> everybody disagrees later on.
>
> Father: A banker provided by nature.
>
> Criminal: A guy no different from the rest, except that he got
> caught.
>
> Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are
> early.
>
> Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your
> Confidence after.
>
> Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by
> bills.
>
> Classic: Books, which people praise, but do not read.
>
> Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
>
> Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home
> life.
>
> Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
>
> Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you
> actually do.
>
> Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to
> decide that nothing can be done together.
>
> Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.
>
> Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.
>
> Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken
> of when dead

Nice

hilarious

ol boy wat a waste of good time but that was preety intelligent if all that came from ur head but smart if u got it from somewhere

nice

fine one

hmmm ogechi this is indeed fine! i know u somwhere but precisely where i cant recall but dis guys post are reallly realistic and humourous.

just by the way, osereka are you a student of christian science?

nice one