So guys if you wake up naw tomorrow see say u be girl or ladies see say you be guy how you go react and wetin you go do?
Me: Oh My God Oh my God. i don get breast

Some nairaland men go start to dey do ashawo work

I won't react, I will just go back to sleep again. Maybe na dream sef

Red pillars will become feminist


Simp will become share giver

Nothing much, na just to do runs for the whole day, Fvck those Alhajis so when I go back to my normal Gender, I fit get money to use Chop/Survive


Life too Hard as man abeg

Actually I've asked lots of girls if in their next life, they want to be a man, and none have actually told me yes. They all preferred being women. Although some said they would like to be for like a day, just to understand the boner thing, but they don't want to be men.

If I wake up tomorrow and find myself as a woman, I'll stay like that because who will scam all this weak men with cash if not me? then later find one wealthy idiot to marry and scam him permanently? I think men wouldn't mind, because compare to men's life, women life is way way easier, the proof is that there are more men changing to women than women changing to men.

But I think most women won't want to be men. All they have to do is look at their contact list populated with simple men, that they've placed on weekly billings, the free stuff they get just for being women, and no expectations of accountability. So yea.

EmzyT:
Nothing much, na just to do runs for the whole day, Fvck those Alhajis so when I go back to my normal Gender, I fit get money to use Chop/Survive


Life too Hard as man abeg

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pansophist:
Actually I've asked lots of girls if in their next life, they want to be a man, and none have actually told me yes. They all preferred being women. Although some said they would like to be for like a day, just to understand the boner thing, but they don't want to be men.

If I wake up tomorrow and find myself as a woman, I'll stay like that because who will scam all this weak men with cash if not me? then later find one wealthy idiot to marry and scam him permanently? I think men wouldn't mind, because compare to men's life, women life is way way easier, the proof is that there are more men changing to women than women changing to men.

But I think most women won't want to be men. All they have to do is look at their contact list populated with simple men, that they've placed on weekly billings, the free stuff they get just for being women, and no expectations of accountability. So yea.

And yet, if they somehow surmount the terrible struggles handed to them, the society shames them into marriage to continue.

I go finger myself see how the we'll be like

Raalsalghul:


And yet, if they somehow surmount the terrible struggles handed to them, you shame them into marriage to continue.

When have I shamed men to marry?

pansophist:


When have I shamed men to marry?

You, society; all join.

Raalsalghul:


You, society; all join.

No vex

No be me born myself

God can never be author of confusion .

I'm born man

I remain man till eternity.

Na so Bobrisky take start him work. Na exactly this same thinking

I will go back to sleep

Can't ever think of being a woman not even in my next 10 lives,

Don't have time for monthly nonsense .

Beebah2000:
Some nairaland men go start to dey do ashawo work

I won't react, I will just go back to sleep again. Maybe na dream sef

lol BABE YOUR SO HILARIOUS.

BlackfireX:
Red pillars will become feminist

Simp will become share giver

lol #BlackfireX IS ON FIRE

EmzyT:
Nothing much, na just to do runs for the whole day, Fvck those Alhajis so when I go back to my normal Gender, I fit get money to use Chop/Survive


Life too Hard as man abeg

abi... Dats why we won't blame bobrisky.

Danielkelly:
abi... Dats why we won't blame bobrisky.

Swears

pansophist:
Actually I've asked lots of girls if in their next life, they want to be a man, and none have actually told me yes. They all preferred being women. Although some said they would like to be for like a day, just to understand the boner thing, but they don't want to be men.

If I wake up tomorrow and find myself as a woman, I'll stay like that because who will scam all this weak men with cash if not me? then later find one wealthy idiot to marry and scam him permanently? I think men wouldn't mind, because compare to men's life, women life is way way easier, the proof is that there are more men changing to women than women changing to men.

But I think most women won't want to be men. All they have to do is look at their contact list populated with simple men, that they've placed on weekly billings, the free stuff they get just for being women, and no expectations of accountability. So yea.

seriously i agree with you bro.

Being a woman would have been my greatest regret.

Danielkelly:
lol BABE YOUR SO HILARIOUS.

lol

Danielkelly:
So guys if you wake up naw tomorrow see say u be girl or ladies see say you be guy how you go react and wetin you go do?
Me: Oh My God Oh my God. i don get breast

Im female so if i woke up as a man i would inspect my penis closely see if i got a nice big one and then if i have ill go find a hot chick nd do doggy and all assortments all night

Mrscarter:


Im female so if i woke up as a man i would inspect my penis closely see if i got a nice big one and then if i have ill go find a hot chick nd do doggy and all assortments all night

i like how naughty you are but i thank God am not dat hot girl you want to assult with big dick.

Danielkelly:
i like how naughty you are but i thank God am not dat hot girl you want to assult with big dick.

Lmao but i want more than one girl. I go try 3 in one night all at once or one after the other.
Ill try one girl with big brezz n one with big azz and one petite one i can pick up n rough play around lol. I will have them all at once and seperate too

Mrscarter:


Lmao but i want more than one girl. I go try 3 in one night all at once or one after the other.
Ill try one girl with big brezz n one with big azz and one petite one i can pick up n rough play around lol. I will have them all at once and seperate too

i am bored by how amazing your fantasy story is. Bad girl i know you like varites ;P Of it P ;P.
I would be the innocent girl with dowerment front and back and slim. Walking along the lonely path you happen to be walking on you remember that bushpath. When you set your eyes on me your kneels goes weak and your rouger will become so hard you can't resist the urge to take her. You catchup with her grab her into the bush, she trie to struggle with you but you overpower her and tear her red dress, choke her neck, penetrate hard into her like an arrow, groannning and spanking her ass sucking ravisously on her boobs arrrrgh mmmh uhhhh yesss moans out loudly and orgams multiple times over your big dick.

I will sleep again.

Danielkelly:
i am bored by how amazing your fantasy story is. Bad girl i know you like varites ;P Of it P ;P.
I would be the innocent girl with dowerment front and back and slim. Walking along the lonely path you happen to be walking on you remember that bushpath. When you set your eyes on me your kneels goes weak and your rouger will become so hard you can't resist the urge to take her. You catchup with her grab her into the bush, she trie to struggle with you but you overpower her and tear her red dress, choke her neck, penetrate hard into her like an arrow, groannning and spanking her ass sucking ravisously on her boobs arrrrgh mmmh uhhhh yesss moans out loudly and orgams multiple times over your big dick.

Chai
U turned me into rapist lol.
No they will all see how big i am n sexy i am n come into d bush willingly haha

Mrscarter:


Chai
U turned me into rapist lol.
No they will all see how big i am n sexy i am n come into d bush willingly haha

Okay..o
save some of that sexy for me,
i am wish a Merry Christmas even do it's late.

Danielkelly:

Okay..o
save some of that sexy for me,
i am wish a Merry Christmas even do it's late.

Lol. Merry xmas to u too n have a great new year