There is this common sentence most especially Nigerian men use in approaching a lady the've never met before.

1. Do I know you somewhere?
2. Your face looks so familiar
3. Do you live around here?

For Romance sake, what the bbbbbbbbblllllllleeeeepppp?

I and i friend saw one pretty lady last week saturday, mehn d babe wz eyez licking. We argued on whom to woo her without her 'armpittin us'. we finally settled he was gona do that cos i might not be patient with her shakara.
When he said, Do I know you somewhere pls? The babe just hissed and ran off like we were ghosts, Still vexing mehn!!

iice that's exactly what I was thinking about, just hello

Hi / Good morning / etc

Though this isn't bound to get you a civil response. Some women just aren't civil.
It's not you, it's them.

You might get a hiss or disrespectful look and wut-have-u just by saying hello to one such woman.

In which case, feel free to shout out "You're wearing too much damn makeup!" for the world to hear

Haven't i seen this backside before?

You like my ars3?

nice1gals buh trust me, Nigerian gals r verymean. They want u to say or do somfin magical. say somfin oda than d regular, so jst forget d 'hi' tin.

ARE YOU A THIEF -


WORKS EVERY TIME FOR ME

;d ;d ;d ;d

@OP pls "wats the time" it works like magic for me or i just call out a name and if the person says no am not so-so-so person from there i enter her

Mr, Cork:

HALT THERE. IDENtiFY YO SEF!!!

LMAOO

Most of the time a simple hello will do the trick

Mr, Cork:

HALT THERE. IDENtiFY YO SEF!!!

lol. na by force, or u be police ni?


i always use 2 . . . . hello sugy, as in if she is agbani; she won't just _stand what i mean (sugy means sugarcane). as for the fat ones, i just say hello billy and now she thinks i'm refering to her as billy ocean; how 4 god sake a girl thinks she'd be called billy ocean?

You know for your mind say all that demo na because you wan fork her. Why dont you just go straight to the forking point and tell her whats on your mind? That way, you dont waste your time, you dont waste her time and most importantly, you dont waste Jonathan's time.

so u lost to a loser

I wouldn't know what the first word is meant to be but it's different strokes for diff folks. For me, here are some tips from my long service award memoirs;

I love the perfume you're wearing, I guess you wouldn't mind a ride home, uhmmmm, you're my mother's name sake, you look worried- is there something bothering you we can share?.

Guy, just get away from the conventional compliments and you'll find these ladies warming up to you. But most of all the crazy stuff I'd tried, the craziest seem to be a fateful Valentine day when everyone at work literally turned up at work in red. I told a lady I have had an eye for who turned up looking really smashing in her red camisole with a black skirt suit to go with it. Guy, I whispered into her ears I could bet she was wearing a sexy red g-string underneath to compliment her outfit. You know what?, I got a consolation screw just two days after.

Gbam

BadT me!!! Ill embarass any lady i try my cheats on and it dsnt work o. Naija slogan "you tink say you fine'?

sexkillz:

Fine girl! You look Ridiculous!

why not 'weird'

Hello!

Am (ur name)

U are? (den she mention her name) den u get charting.

Not hello ur face look familiar, or hav we ment b4, or are u (mentioning names) bla bla bla.

Hey! U are a jewellery,so scarce nd i' ve come to steal you.

Sijo01:

Hello!

Am (your name)

U are? (den she mention her name) den u get charting.

No way. All you get is a mcheww and they walk away!

mikuz:

Haven't i seen this backside before?

Excellent

@ post.

You look hungry. You wan chop?

Hi pretty,

Ur punny looks familiar,

Lets go and nyash now.

avast ye woman, i am mo2 of lagos, son of 190 and heir to the 190 duplex. May i have d honor of having your name.
Or
i have just received an alert of boko haram activity 2 blks away from here, i knw a shortcut to leave this area and i suggest we leave now.
No need for long talk at all.

your mama sells GARRI right

^^ LOL that's actually an effective opener.

^^Of course you wouldn't know anything about that.

It's all in the delivery, and a test of the girl's ability to roll with something ridiculous yet funny. 
Boring girls are a drag and a waste of quality time that could be spent with someone else more deserving of one's company.

Stare at her without a definite facial expression for a cool 30 secs, make sure she's aware u're doing so, dn't break eye contact wen she catches u staring

Walk up to her and tell her u're sorry for staring so hard and the reason was that u were caught up between admiring her and figuring out what to say wen u approach her.