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Dangerous List Of 10 Nigerian Foods No One Should Be Eating by phoneport(m): 5:31pm On Mar 09, 2022
This is a thread of Nigerian foods no one should be eating. Very funny though... grin grin grin


1. Abacha- this thing honestly looks like those ropes from bags of rice that they dipped into palm oil. Only suitable to eat when there’s widespread famine

2/10- will not recommend

Nigerian foods

Abacha

Re: Dangerous List Of 10 Nigerian Foods No One Should Be Eating by phoneport(m): 5:32pm On Mar 09, 2022
2- Wheat. Why tf do people eat wheat?! Unless you’re 75, diabetic and dealing with a heart problem, for the love of God eat something else.

1.5/10 – will recommend only if you’re dying

Nigerian foods



Wheat

Re: Dangerous List Of 10 Nigerian Foods No One Should Be Eating by phoneport(m): 5:32pm On Mar 09, 2022
3. Oka Baba: Made from Guinea corn, oka Baba was the earliest proof that humans could eat a$$. Just look at this mess

1/10- will not recommend under any circumstances

Nigerian foods

Pap

Re: Dangerous List Of 10 Nigerian Foods No One Should Be Eating by phoneport(m): 5:33pm On Mar 09, 2022
4. Eba- Let’s face it, there’s a reason why vulcanisers use eba to patch tyres

Do you know more than them?

4/10. Will only recommend for days when you’re already making poor choices

Nigerian foods

Eba

Re: Dangerous List Of 10 Nigerian Foods No One Should Be Eating by phoneport(m): 5:33pm On Mar 09, 2022
5. Ikokore (water yam porridge) Ijebu people might know how to chop life but for inventing this disaster of a meal, they don’t deserve good things. Ikokore is easily top 5 worst Nigerian meals

1/10- only to be eaten as penance for cheating on your partner

Nigerian foods

Ikokore

Re: Dangerous List Of 10 Nigerian Foods No One Should Be Eating by phoneport(m): 5:34pm On Mar 09, 2022
6. Ukwa The existence of Ukwa is still why Nigeria is not ready for an Igbo President. The thing doesn’t even look like it wants to be eaten but the Igbos have always been stubborn

2/10- will only recommend to feed your beggy beggy roommate

Nigerian foods

Ukwa

Re: Dangerous List Of 10 Nigerian Foods No One Should Be Eating by 9182736455O1999(m): 5:36pm On Mar 09, 2022
phoneport:
4. Eba- Let’s face it, there’s a reason why vulcanisers use eba to patch tyres

Do you know more than them?

4/10. Will only recommend for days when you’re already making poor choices

Nigerian foods

Eba

Na thunder go fire you for mentioning Eba

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Re: Dangerous List Of 10 Nigerian Foods No One Should Be Eating by phoneport(m): 5:37pm On Mar 09, 2022
7. Miyan Kuka Hausa food that roughly translates to, “when you’re done cooking it, throw it into the nearest dust bin”.

2/10- Will recommend only for exorcism

Nigerian foods

Miyan kuka

Re: Dangerous List Of 10 Nigerian Foods No One Should Be Eating by phoneport(m): 5:38pm On Mar 09, 2022
8. Semovita/Semolina Semo is the underachieving brother of pounded yam. It might look like pounded yam (which is why some people mistakenly order it in the first place) but it is painfully mediocre

4/10- recommend for days when you doubt your self worth

Nigerian foods

Semo

Re: Dangerous List Of 10 Nigerian Foods No One Should Be Eating by phoneport(m): 5:38pm On Mar 09, 2022
9. Puff puff A mixture of nostalgia and mediocrity explains why we hate to admit that puff puff is nonsense. This shit is 99% oil and fresh air.

3/10- Will recommend only for when you’re foolish enough to buy a N500 pack of small chops

Nigerian foods

Puff puff

Re: Dangerous List Of 10 Nigerian Foods No One Should Be Eating by phoneport(m): 5:39pm On Mar 09, 2022
10. Palm oil rice This impostor might look like jollof rice but by god, it is Not jollof rice.

1/10- to be served only alongside green tea when a visitor shows up at your house uninvited

Nigerian foods

Re: Dangerous List Of 10 Nigerian Foods No One Should Be Eating by phoneport(m): 5:40pm On Mar 09, 2022
9182736455O1999:

Na thunder go fire you for mentioning Eba
Thunder kee grin thunder wey dey junction dey wait for BRT to Ajah grin grin grin
Re: Dangerous List Of 10 Nigerian Foods No One Should Be Eating by 9182736455O1999(m): 5:48pm On Mar 09, 2022
phoneport:
10. Palm oil rice This impostor might look like jollof rice but by god, it is Not jollof rice.

1/10- to be served only alongside green tea when a visitor shows up at your house uninvited

Nigerian foods
just tell us say the person when cook the one when you eat no sabi cook.
Re: Dangerous List Of 10 Nigerian Foods No One Should Be Eating by 9182736455O1999(m): 6:00pm On Mar 09, 2022
phoneport:

Thunder kee grin thunder wey dey junction dey wait for BRT to Ajah grin grin grin
Na you know wetin you write for there
Re: Dangerous List Of 10 Nigerian Foods No One Should Be Eating by ifytrik(m): 6:18pm On Mar 09, 2022
9182736455O1999:

Na thunder go fire you for mentioning Eba

Re: Dangerous List Of 10 Nigerian Foods No One Should Be Eating by ifytrik(m): 6:21pm On Mar 09, 2022
phoneport:
8. Semovita/Semolina Semo is the underachieving brother of pounded yam. It might look like pounded yam (which is why some people mistakenly order it in the first place) but it is painfully mediocre

4/10- recommend for days when you doubt your self worth

Nigerian foods

Semo

Re: Dangerous List Of 10 Nigerian Foods No One Should Be Eating by Nobody: 7:33pm On Mar 09, 2022
phoneport:
This is a thread of Nigerian foods no one should be eating. Very funny though... grin grin grin


1. Abacha- this thing honestly looks like those ropes from bags of rice that they dipped into palm oil. Only suitable to eat when there’s widespread famine

2/10- will not recommend

Nigerian foods

Abacha
Will Not Recommend Kee you dia angry

Re: Dangerous List Of 10 Nigerian Foods No One Should Be Eating by dollytino4real(f): 8:32pm On Mar 09, 2022
Hunger bad

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