Last night was just the most embarassing moment of my life, i still don't believe that it happened to me.

I'm 31years old now, and i can't even remmember the last time i urinated on the bed while sleeping. Those time was my childhood age. But yesterday, it did happened again.

So, i was with my friends in my dream, while we are walking on the street, i decided to urinate.
But while urinating, i did not no it was happening real as i was doing it in real life with my girl beside me.

i woked up and discovered i was being covered in urine, not just me, but the bed as well was filled with my 2ltrs of urine.

If you can imagine the embarrasment when my girl was asking; did you urinated on the bed? I could not even replied her, i don't even believe it.
I'm still thinking about what to tell her, because i still feels so disappointed to have done that.

I'm thinking there is spirit behind it, because i don't still believe such thing could happene.

What i need right now is what to tell her.

When did you wake up? Lets start from there

Chizzyjforce:
When did you wake up? Lets start from there

just immediately, infact it was like i was doing it with my eyes opened, but i couldn't stop doing it.

Bro, you need to watch yourself man... If that's the first time you're experiencing such and you've been sleeping with other girls prior, there's a possibility that one of them might have put something on you.

I don't wanna sound superstitious, but we live in a spiritual world. In the meantime, observe yourself and be prayerful. Get closer to God and avoid womanising... E get why.

Urinating in dream...is the only dream dat comes to past immediately.

Sorry o... I know how you feel, but you can't try that with me. It will be the end of our relationship.

Urinating in the dream is a big set up!

Giftlove11:
Sorry o... I know how you feel, but you can't try that with me. It will be the end of our relationship.

The guy is lying.

Next time, avoid urinating in the dream. Me, i always woke up anytime i want to urinate...

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Like seriously POUR URINE?

donbachi:
Urinating in dream...is the only dream dat comes to past immediately.

Swears! Sometimes I wish my other dreams will come true like this immediately i wake.

qekng40:
Urinating in the dream is a big set up!

Yes, i know it was a set up. But who could have done that? Any ideal

Spiderman2:
Yes, i know it was a set up. But who could have done that? Any ideal

Your subconscious.

LMAO....a lot of funny people here on this nairaland

Over eating b4 sleeping can cause it! And dream piss can plenty compare to real life piss

dollytino4real:
Over eating b4 sleeping can cause it! And dream piss can plenty compare to real life piss

you mean it do happened to people, Like not jus me?

Spiderman2:
you mean it do happened to people, Like not jus me?

yes of cause, 2ndly spiritually weak can still cause it to happen

Bullion Van Jaga-bandith aka the man of the pee poo come to mind.

Spiderman2:
just immediately, infact it was like i was doing it with my eyes opened, but i couldn't stop doing it.

Go for 3 days deliverance in Mountain of fire, then follow up with 21 days 6 to 6 fasting and prayer.

After that, you go dey alright.

Chizzyjforce:


Go for 3 days deliverance in Mountain of fire, then follow up with 21 days 6 to 6 fasting and prayer.

After that, you go dey alright.

just like that? Nawa

Maybe you need to see a doctor

Well, shit happens and there's absolutely nothing bad in that.
Just remember not to re-enact the episode because "urinating in the dream" is the only dream that comes true in a heart beat.

Sing with me.

"I believe I can fly". you see, countless times, I've flew and soared High with my arms outstretched like that of an eagle in and around my dream. And the day I tried to replicate same in the physical realm got my ankle twisted. My life wasn't the same. God saved me I would have snapped my neck when I jumped down from that pawpaw tree in utmost believe I could fly.

Sing with me.

"My money grows on trees" I've gone far and wide. I've traveled around. I've walked around the floors of forest in search of that tree with money hanging as in the way fruits hang but have never seen. I know I won't. But ain't no harm in trying to confirm if it's real...

Sing with me
"I party with superstars" Oh boy! I have had mad fun with the likes of CardiB, Lil Wayne, Rihanna, Beyonce and I mean all your A- list American artists in the streets of Las Vegas, However, in real life even the artists in my street don't know shit about me.

What else? Only urination thingy comes instantly true. However, the rest I believe could need extraordinary working and re-working to happen as in money growing on trees. plus you could parte after parte with American superstars. It's humanly possible. You only need to work doubly like a super-Human and give your hustle 100%.

May God help us live, breath and walk our dreams... May all the Lamborghinis, Bentleys', Bugattis, Benz, Maserati that we rode in dream world be a normal ride in real life ....

You see dream no cum for dream, no urinate for dream else you're finished ooo . Nothing spiritual attached to it. It's normal but avoid urinating in your dream because you don already dey urinate for real life. It's normal nah. Surprise this is your first time experiencing.it.

Next time, piss b4 u sleep.

Guy watch yourself, this is spiritual.

Do you also eat and fuc..k in the dream

Spiderman2:
Last night was just the most embarassing moment of my life, i still don't believe that it happened to me.

I'm 31years old now, and i can't even remmember the last time i urinated on the bed while sleeping. Those time was my childhood age. But yesterday, it did happened again.

So, i was with my friends in my dream, while we are walking on the street, i decided to urinate.
But while urinating, i did not no it was happening real as i was doing it in real life with my girl beside me.

i woked up and discovered i was being covered in urine, not just me, but the bed as well was filled with my 2ltrs of urine.

If you can imagine the embarrasment when my girl was asking; did you urinated on the bed? I could not even replied her, i don't even believe it.
I'm still thinking about what to tell her, because i still feels so disappointed to have done that.

I'm thinking there is spirit behind it, because i don't still believe such thing could happene.

What i need right now is what to tell her.

Did you drink alot before you slept? Alcohol?

Spiderman2:
just like that? Nawa

You might have possibly eat a Contaminated food or drink. Or You are just so relaxed and engrossed.

Anyway, your memory was impacted making you to sleep so deeply that your Brain becomes insensitive to her environment. It is no big deal to confuse dream for reality once in a while but it is an issue if it happens often repeatedly.

Your Head will correct Herself.

Na for inside gutter you been dey dream say you dey piss?

I hope you are not among those who call Grandpa TeeTee pissy pissy man.
Because from the look of of things you have been blessed by one lady with the gift of pissing on the bed.
Check your past and know if you have offended anyone.

It happened to me twice last year at my friends place, my guy didn't notice I had to wash everything around 4:30am, then I prepared for work if you see the speed of light I use wake up about half litre don pour, the remaining half litre I carry am go toilet

What causes it most is when you hold your urine for too long.

Spiderman2:
Last night was just the most embarassing moment of my life, i still don't believe that it happened to me.

I'm 31years old now, and i can't even remmember the last time i urinated on the bed while sleeping. Those time was my childhood age. But yesterday, it did happened again.

So, i was with my friends in my dream, while we are walking on the street, i decided to urinate.
But while urinating, i did not no it was happening real as i was doing it in real life with my girl beside me.

i woked up and discovered i was being covered in urine, not just me, but the bed as well was filled with my 2ltrs of urine.

If you can imagine the embarrasment when my girl was asking; did you urinated on the bed? I could not even replied her, i don't even believe it.
I'm still thinking about what to tell her, because i still feels so disappointed to have done that.

I'm thinking there is spirit behind it, because i don't still believe such thing could happene.

What i need right now is what to tell her.

u DRANK too Much water b4 bed. Sorry!