Words women use and their meaning;

"He's just a friend" - I have your replacement lined up.

"You are such a nice guy" - you're a man I can easily manipulate.

"I want a real man" - I want a simp that I can use.

"I'm not fine" - I'm about to bill you

"I'll soon be going" - let's have hot se-x

"I Am bored" - Come and spend on me

"You're too jealous" - You're stopping me from prostituting

"You're not romantic" - You're ruthless with your decision-making

"I'm always busy" - I am no longer interested in you.

"You are too stingy" - I like men that spends on women

Drop yours!!!

I'll call you back - Goodbye forever

Petoski7:
I'll call you back - Goodbye forever

Lols...women
Lalasticlala, Rocktation, Farano come and add yours

~I'll soon be going - Let's have hot s*x
~You have really changed - You've stopped simping
~I'm just with a friend - I'm with a guy
~ You're the best thing ever happend - I don chop you tire

Comrade e plenty sha

So true

Petoski7:
I'll call you back - Goodbye forever

Anytime my babe tells me this, she never calls back. Anyways, guy man no dey bother since she dey spend on me and I get plenty other options. What she does with her life is her business, what I do with my life is my business. No time to stress over someone with a pussy.

I'm not ready for relationship now: I need money and food.
You are a cheat: This guy wan jump pass me for oloshohisim.
We need to fire the gateman: This Audu prick go send me parking one day.

Plenty comrade's

I don't know - "you're disturbing me"

Maybe - "deep down, I want it- persuade me"

Not really - "I am not straight forward, I'm cunny"

Kk. - "you're getting boring"

I love you - "I have done something wrong, but I want to distract you"


I miss you - "I have cheated on you, or I am Planning to cheat on you and it's your fault"

I miss you own dey make me laugh


Cc dontrulee

I can't let your girlfriend cum n beat me o - Do I know ur galfriend?

"I'm hungry" - I want to suck your dick

"You're so funny" - My toto is wet, just bend me over & Bleep me hard

"Do you stay alone?" - Invite me over to spend some days with you so you can Bleep my brains out till I die

"I'm coming with a friend" - I want a threeesome

"I'm going for night vigil" - I'm booked for tonight

"I'm on my period" - I want anal sex

When a Nigerian girl says "You've changed"... just know you're on the right track.

You've changed means you now have sense.

Lol, funny

Jesus Christ!!! God forbid for all this nairaland men.

These ones dey define their mother for house.
Abeg simp too much for nairaland.

Cutehector:
I miss you own dey make me laugh


Cc dontrulee

Abi ooo.... Hope your babe no dey tell you say she miss you whenever you're away??

IamDora:
Lol, funny

Meaning - "I am enjoying this but I didn't laugh"

Prettygirl200:
Jesus Christ!!! God forbid for all this nairaland men.

We don get your scopes ba??

dontrulee:


We don get your scopes ba??

Una no get anything, which kind thread be that. So u mean say una just sit down think of anything to attach to what women do say Habaaa that's too much.

Petoski7:
~I'll soon be going - Let's have hot s*x ~You have really changed - You've stopped simping ~I'm just with a friend - I'm with a guy ~ You're the best thing ever happend - I don chop you tire
Comrade e plenty sha

The bolded got me laughing out loud. Wahala for who dey simp o.

Prettygirl200:
Una no get anything, which kind thread be that. So u mean say una just sit down think of anything to attach to what women do say Habaaa that's too much.

Smiles.... Baby girl, we both understand that in many cases, what ladies say and what they do are far apart from each other. Agree or not?

No lies!!! This is about 90% accurate!

Let me just leave this here:

1. I’M FINE
I am most certainly not fine. I am upset/angry/annoyed or all of the above, but I’m not going to tell you why – you have to work it out for yourself.

2. WHATEVER, I’M OVER IT
I am not over it – I just want you and the rest of the world to think that I am so I can wallow in self pity in solitude with a bottle of white and large box of chocolates.

3. FINE, JUST DO WHAT YOU WANT
Not fine, don’t you dare do what you’re planning on doing. Or do… and suffer my wrath – your choice.

4. IT DOESN’T EVEN MATTER NOW ANYWAY
It does matter, it really matters actually, it matters more now than it did when it first happened and it’s affecting every single facet of my day this week.

5. I’M ON MY WAY/JUST RUNNING OUT OF THE DOOR/STUCK IN TRAFFIC
I’m currently sitting in my bath towel, with wet hair and no make-up and haven’t even chosen an outfit yet – see you in an hour… minimum.

6. I DON’T MIND
I do mind, I mind very much actually. I know exactly what I do want to eat/do/watch, but I’m going to test you. How well do you really know me? Now is your chance to read my mind and you better get this right first time, or you can expect a flurry of ‘fines’ and ‘whatevers’ for the rest of the evening.

7. HOW DO YOU KNOW HER?
What is your entire past history with that woman, sexual or otherwise? Should I be threatened and am I prettier than her?

8. I MEAN I COULD EAT
I’m absolutely starving, but I don’t want to say I’m starving because this implies I’m greedy and fat, so I need you to take charge right now and find me a restaurant and a bread basket asap.

9. SORRY, WHAT?
Oh I heard you, I heard you loud and clear, I’m just giving you a chance to change what you said.

10. I DIDN’T EVEN LIKE HIM THAT MUCH ANYWAY
I really liked him, in fact I think I was falling for him, but he hurt me and my pride and now I’m trying to a put on a brave face – hand me the vodka!

You're the only one I like, I hate that your other friend so much = I can only Bleep your friend, but you, you will die begging me for sex.

dontrulee:


Smiles.... Baby girl, we both understand that in many cases, what ladies say and what they do are far apart from each other. Agree or not?

that's in few cases. 85% of it there are not true. Both genders do make use of these words everyday. y making it one sided.

Prettygirl200:
that's in few cases. 85% of it there are not true. Both genders do make use of these words everyday. y making it one sided.

Because ladies like to play the victim card. Don't you think so?

dontrulee:


Because ladies like to play the victim card. Don't you think so?

playing the victim or not does not mean it should be one sided.

You are not religious - you are a realist

So that your gf or wife will break my head - do you have a gf

Can I come and watch the big brother naija - I want to Bleep you

You look good - why have you not noticed me

Prettygirl200:
playing the victim or not does not mean it should be one sided.

.

But it's a fact that guys are more straightforward compared to ladies. As ladies like to code things. Are you straightforward yourself?

Who leak ladies dictionary give Nlders simple meN

Hahahaha... This is true of girls

I want to switch off my phone so it can charge- "my guy is around"