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Iphone Analogy: God Will Fix You! by Nobody: 9:17am On Apr 18, 2022 |
Are you broken in any way? God will fix you. Duration: 32 seconds https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpxcZAkGwcQ 2 Likes 1 Share
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Re: Iphone Analogy: God Will Fix You! by LordReed(m): 10:18am On Apr 18, 2022 |
PastorMIsBack: If only... 2 Likes |
Re: Iphone Analogy: God Will Fix You! by Nobody: 11:35am On Apr 18, 2022 |
LordReed: Lol He would if you ask |
Re: Iphone Analogy: God Will Fix You! by Dtruthspeaker: 12:57pm On Apr 18, 2022 |
LordReed: There is an Only! ONLY FOR THE QUALIFIED! |
Re: Iphone Analogy: God Will Fix You! by Dtruthspeaker: 1:00pm On Apr 18, 2022 |
PastorMIsBack: ONLY IF YOU ARE QUALIFIED FOR HIS REPAIR, WHICH YOU WOULD NOT EVEN NEED TO ASK FOR, BUT HE WOULD HAVE COMMENCED YOUR REPAIRS EVEN BEFORE YOU KNOW IT. |
Re: Iphone Analogy: God Will Fix You! by LordReed(m): 3:31pm On Apr 18, 2022 |
PastorMIsBack: You seem to be contradicting yourself here, because in the other thread you said the god doesn’t answer prayer. Now you want me to pray to the god who doesn't answer prayer, why? 2 Likes |
Re: Iphone Analogy: God Will Fix You! by LordReed(m): 3:31pm On Apr 18, 2022 |
Dtruthspeaker: And what is the qualification. |
Re: Iphone Analogy: God Will Fix You! by Nobody: 5:23pm On Apr 18, 2022 |
LordReed: I said, "God doesn't answer prayer?" God wash out my mouth with soap and water if I said that |
Re: Iphone Analogy: God Will Fix You! by Dtruthspeaker: 5:33pm On Apr 18, 2022 |
LordReed: You already know all this! "If ye will obey His voice indeed and walk in His Statutes and Ordinances and Judgements, " |
Re: Iphone Analogy: God Will Fix You! by LordReed(m): 6:20pm On Apr 18, 2022 |
Dtruthspeaker: So a sinner cannot pray to be saved? LoLz. |
Re: Iphone Analogy: God Will Fix You! by LordReed(m): 6:29pm On Apr 18, 2022 |
PastorMIsBack: You said: PastorMIsBack: These are your words so maybe you should have that soap ready. LoLz. |
Re: Iphone Analogy: God Will Fix You! by Nobody: 6:31pm On Apr 18, 2022 |
LordReed: Lol You took my words out of context In the instances I quoted, thank God He did not answer my specific request as He had greater plans for me. |
Re: Iphone Analogy: God Will Fix You! by Dtruthspeaker: 7:28pm On Apr 18, 2022 |
LordReed: He can pray, that is within His power to do, but it is a waste of time for God has already Giving Before or (Fore-Giving) or Laid Before, The Way by which a person desiring saving can be saved! |
Re: Iphone Analogy: God Will Fix You! by LordReed(m): 7:54pm On Apr 18, 2022 |
PastorMIsBack: Well your god doesn't answer some prayers is what you are saying? |
Re: Iphone Analogy: God Will Fix You! by Nobody: 7:58pm On Apr 18, 2022 |
LordReed: Have you been hacked? It's not always difficult to explain something to you. There are some prayers that would be detrimental to us if God answers them. He only has our best in heart. Miriam prayed that Pharaoh's daughter won't see the baby Moses in his basket. God ignored her prayer, Pharaoh's daughter saw the basket, took the baby and saved his life. 1 Like |
Re: Iphone Analogy: God Will Fix You! by LordReed(m): 8:53pm On Apr 18, 2022 |
PastorMIsBack: LoLz. So how do you know what will be detrimental or not? After the god has not answered it right? Answer this: parents see their 5 year old daughter dying of blood cancer and pray to the god but the daughter dies, what was detrimental in the 5 year old getting healed? 2 Likes |
Re: Iphone Analogy: God Will Fix You! by Femzaremz(m): 10:36am On Apr 19, 2022 |
LordReed:Pastormisback,oya come and answer this question! 1 Like |
Re: Iphone Analogy: God Will Fix You! by Nobody: 12:06pm On Apr 19, 2022 |
Femzaremz: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFDrtCdNMYE That's all I know and I don't have all the answers. You may need to go directly to God and ask Him. 1 Like |
Re: Iphone Analogy: God Will Fix You! by Femzaremz(m): 1:12pm On Apr 19, 2022 |
PastorMIsBack:What kind of a submission is this?? I didn't expect you to make much sense and you didn't disappoint! An all powerful God who can help those orphans in a better way (maybe like sending a rich man who can provide for those children without even feeling it) has to make a woman suffer through out her life so she would be able to beg with orphans! I'm sure that woman telling the dumb story will not be pleased if she were in the shoes of that poor girl! All that suffering and trauma just to be allowed a chance to beg with orphans!you guys in defense of your God just string together pieces of illogical nonsenses and expect people to just go along with it! Okay please tell me the reason the mindless killings of people by the Boko Haram bandits still exists despite the many prayers by christians to end it! Maybe your God wants his children gruesomely killed so they can come bow down and sing praises to him forever! 3 Likes |
Re: Iphone Analogy: God Will Fix You! by LordReed(m): 1:22pm On Apr 19, 2022 |
PastorMIsBack: Of course that's all you know, your god never knows more than you do. That's why when you don't get your so called answered prayers but you encounter good fortune down the line you reason that your god must have wanted it that way. BTW my example is RL, it happened to a schoolmate of mine. Back in school I was a Christian, he and I were officials in our school fellowship, in fact he was the head of the arm of bible studies for new converts. He even became a doctor yet when his child was dying your god was silent. Can you imagine the anguish this brother went through? Can you imagine the misery of a 5 year old dying in pain from blood cancer? Your god is a figment of your imagination you keep alive to soothe the hardships around you. I don't begrudge you your comfort but for Andromeda's sake acknowledge reality. 1 Like |
Re: Iphone Analogy: God Will Fix You! by LordReed(m): 1:28pm On Apr 19, 2022 |
Femzaremz: I have empathy for their lack of critical thinking but some of their attempts at reconciling their beliefs with reality are down right infuriating. Especially like this one that aids in sustaining suffering. 3 Likes |
Re: Iphone Analogy: God Will Fix You! by Femzaremz(m): 1:36pm On Apr 19, 2022 |
LordReed:as in! The argument she gave was so absurd my mouth was left hanging before I started my reply! Now I understand why atheists think christians are in chains! Imagine overlooking the uselessness of your God to provide a senseless argument that can't even hold ground in the face of critical dissection! 2 Likes |
Re: Iphone Analogy: God Will Fix You! by Dtruthspeaker: 3:33pm On Apr 19, 2022 |
PastorMIsBack: Femzaremz: Do you see now how you have made this men speak foolishly against The Lord, because you did not know? Exactly what happened to Jobs friends when they could not silence his foolishness. It was rather his foolishness silenced them. And you did see, that God was angry with them. |
Re: Iphone Analogy: God Will Fix You! by Image123(m): 3:59pm On Apr 19, 2022 |
LordReed: Can you imagine the misery of hell? If you knew, you would wish for the misery you talk of compared to hell fire. Sickness is inevitable on earth, it doesn't negate any Truth. |
Re: Iphone Analogy: God Will Fix You! by LordReed(m): 4:06pm On Apr 19, 2022 |
Image123: Again when you can bring me evidence of this hell we can talk, till then it remains a figment of your imagination. Reality is more important to me than Jewish mythologies. 2 Likes |
Re: Iphone Analogy: God Will Fix You! by KnownUnknown: 5:07pm On Apr 19, 2022 |
Image123: Treat this like a vacation brochure. Pick your hell. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hell 1 Like |
Re: Iphone Analogy: God Will Fix You! by KnownUnknown: 5:13pm On Apr 19, 2022 |
LordReed: Rise up this morning. Smiled with the rising sun. One little bird sits by my doorstep Singing sweet songs of melody pure and true Saying, this is my message to you ooh ooh. He said, my name is Moses the raven I am here to tell you about Sugar Candy Mountain Accept my bread of life Say goodbye to misery and strife No hell. Just Sugar Candy Mountain. Where all the animals are equal but some are more equal than others. I said, sounds the same as that Hebrew crew God loves everyone but chose the Jew 3 Likes |
Re: Iphone Analogy: God Will Fix You! by Image123(m): 5:52pm On Apr 19, 2022 |
LordReed: Oh you want to hear reality, it stares you in the face daily. You can only see and MAGNIFY what God did not do(imagine the irony of seeing the undone ), but the same you will run east, west, north and south in a vain attempt to prove that God did not do something whenever God is said to have done it. Is the problem of sin and death a myth to you? Is the problem of humanity a myth to you? Is the problem of money a myth to you? Do you think you are happier than the poor and the sick? Have you at last found the reason/essence of life? The joke and the real myth here seems to be you and your beliefs. |
Re: Iphone Analogy: God Will Fix You! by Image123(m): 5:53pm On Apr 19, 2022 |
KnownUnknown: i have no hell to pick bro, i picked Jesus already. He is enough for me. |
Re: Iphone Analogy: God Will Fix You! by LordReed(m): 6:02pm On Apr 19, 2022 |
KnownUnknown: LoLz. Love it! |
Re: Iphone Analogy: God Will Fix You! by LordReed(m): 6:07pm On Apr 19, 2022 |
Image123: I come down to your bronze age Hebrew mythology level to show you just how deficient your thinking is and you actually think I believe your crap? LoLz. Jokes on you buddy. I am not chained to your bronze age Hebrew myths which is why I can tell you your Easter celebration is every much as evidentiary as Diwali but such will cause you to pull a tantrum and stamp your feet and tell me how much more important your Easter is than Diwali. Bwahahahahaha! 1 Like |
Re: Iphone Analogy: God Will Fix You! by Image123(m): 8:26pm On Apr 19, 2022 |
LordReed: Lol, interesting. We never discussed the importance of Easter or Diwali in the conversation, did we? You clearly lost the plot. You are on the tantrum evidently. |
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