Demonicus:

You and PES or FIFA dey quarrel?

Holly Gram Na me n winning eleven..


WTF MAN!

Profmetoo:
First of all, get like 2 of your guys wey get brain to come your house and gist with you guys, tease her and make her feel welcome. She'll feel safe with you and wants to come again.

Secondly don't rush for sex on first night except she initiates it herself. Some over the top action would do for first night. Sleeping over isn't sex escapade.

Thirdly, get ready to feed her. So buy food stuff at home. Cook for her on the first day except she insists to enter the kitchen.

And lastly, use protection.

na wah oh veterans sha.
but that first point of yours is dope

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram for it is written, in the book of WEEDIOLOPHY..


Wen the TIME COME, u will surely know wat to do, as for now leave the rest for nature and allow ur PREEK do the JUDGEMENT wen the TIME COMES..


Mean while, WEED business don really pay me dis year ooo!


I don buy laptop still put game inside..


LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!

at your age you still dey play PS2

nijaomegacode:
A girl I scoped recently is coming to spend the weekend with me. It's not like I haven't lash a girl before but I have NEVER had a girl sleep over in my house.
Please, guys, she wants to spend Two days with me - in my house!
What should I expect?

she may or will die in your house when she comes visiting...that's like 30years in prison if the judge is nice or your lawyer is good




I work in a Catholic church near a federal prison. I see things on a daily basis...so I don't joke with my life anymore

emmyluizzz:


she may or will die in your house when she comes visiting...that's like 30years in prison if the judge is nice or your lawyer is good




I work in a Catholic church near a federal prison. I see things on a daily basis...so I don't joke with my life anymore

Why will she die? Is she a time bomb?

nijaomegacode:
Why will she die? Is she a time bomb?

death is inevitable with it's time


nobody knows

Gadafii:
Mumu question, you should expect two nights and days of non stop fasting and night vigil

Are you from this earth at all?

emmyluizzz:



death is inevitable with it's time



nobody knows

She will not die in my house.
I'm beginning to have a change of mind though.
Death kwa.

nijaomegacode:

She will not die in my house.
I'm beginning to have a change of mind though.
Death kwa.

a girl you barely know is coming to your house to spend two nights and you are happy....last last shebi na sex wey no go reach 10minutes you go do..what again



young man be careful...direct your time in something useful

MadamVanessa:



Be a gentleman

Don't rush to have sex with her unless she give you all the sign that she needs it

Feed her well

Wash her undies

Incase sex should occur, don't fail to give her head except, she refuses you to go down on her

When she's about going, give her nothing less than 20k

You got the assignment bruh. Simp it to the end

Manna4Gurls:


When I thought I have seen it all;Boom SIMP pro max shows up.
How can you give this advice to someone as if she's doing him a favor.
No bi hunger wey wire am to remember say somebody toast am B4
Be calming down you Eve gender

so u don't knw madamvannesa? She is supporting her gender ministry

nijaomegacode:
A girl I scoped recently is coming to spend the weekend with me. It's not like I haven't lash a girl before but I have NEVER had a girl sleep over in my house.
Please, guys, she wants to spend Two days with me - in my house!
What should I expect?

You know what, wen she comes u go knw wat to do. GHEN GHEN!

emmyluizzz:




a girl you barely know is coming to your house to spend two nights and you are happy....last last shebi na sex wey no go reach 10minutes you go do..what again



young man be careful...direct your time in something useful

OP listen to this ooo.....it's not worth it.

eedhrisademola:

You know what, wen she comes u go knw wat to do. GHEN GHEN!

You mean as the spirit leads.

nijaomegacode:
I was hoping you tell me about how they use the toilet, eat, drink, sleep etc.
Not this death assumption.

You because you have a girl over, you can’t poo again?. Don’t use the toilet oooohhhh…hold it for 2 days. Mtcheeeeeewww

Thatakwabombabe:



You because you have a girl over, you can’t poo again?. Don’t use the toilet oooohhhh…hold it for 2 days. Mtcheeeeeewww

It's like you're rearing bats.

MadamVanessa:



Be a gentleman

Don't rush to have sex with her unless she give you all the sign that she needs it

Feed her well

Wash her undies

Incase sex should occur, don't fail to give her head except, she refuses you to go down on her

When she's about going, give her nothing less than 20k

ignore dis useless post

nijaomegacode:

It's like you're rearing bats.

Get a life, goat!

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram for it is written, in the book of WEEDIOLOPHY..


Wen the TIME COME, u will surely know wat to do, as for now leave the rest for nature and allow ur PREEK do the JUDGEMENT wen the TIME COMES..


Mean while, WEED business don really pay me dis year ooo!


I don buy laptop still put game inside..


LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!

This man.

nijaomegacode:
I was hoping you tell me about how they use the toilet, eat, drink, sleep etc.
Not this death assumption.

How they use the toilet? They use the toilet standing in their heads

BinamRex:


How they use the toilet? They use the toilet standing in their heads

Freedom of speech is between you and your government; don't talk to me anyhow.

emmyluizzz:


she may or will die in your house when she comes visiting...that's like 30years in prison if the judge is nice or your lawyer is good




I work in a Catholic church near a federal prison. I see things on a daily basis...so I don't joke with my life anymore

why will they put the person in prison if he didn't kill her?

Highman56:
why will they put the person in prison if he didn't kill her?

see question oo

is like you just enter my country..welcome bro

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You mean as the spirit leads.[/quote]
Yea o, no time for SHIt [i][/i]