jakumo you gat me rolling on the floor

NINs and NIDs indeeded

this is the most hilarious thread

These people are disgrasing us all over the world. Most people in the world think the only work Nigerians can do is "Diaper changing" This is so sad. Please donate to STRANDED NIGERIANS ABROAD (SNA). Your money will help to repatriate these people back to naija.

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Its our country and if we decide to spray and hose you down with disinfectants so be it. Enough of the stink returning to Nigeria.

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tpia:

all returning Nigerians be sprayed with disinfectant at the airport, because they are shit packers.

the NIN's have dealt the NID's a deadly blow! dehumanizing disinfection will be required of any NID's visiting the country henceforth to remove the apparent stench resulting from endless hours of packing shit!

The Dettol and Izal dealers association (DIDA) have imported a new consignment of products to cater for increased demand!


More to follow

Paw-Paw:

These people are disgrasing us all over the world. Most people in the world think the only work Nigerians can do is "Diaper changing" This is so sad. Please donate to STRANDED NIGERIANS ABROAD (SNA). Your money will help to repatriate these people back to naija.

Since when did Aki and Paw-Paw become "Most people in the world"?

I haven't laughed this hard in a long time.

The problem with guys like Paw-Paw et al be say they are not aware that Soak-away pits are not used over here and that all Sh*t go straight to the sewers. And dem claim say dem don travel out of naija!

Symptoms of the Visa Rejection Syndrome are most prevalent among NINs members.

Unfortnately it is they who fail to realise that foreign or Nigerian, shit packing is serious business.

[size=18pt]Beware! Shit packing in progress![/size]

O ga o!!! Where are the NINs abi una don dey retreat. It seems as if u dont have enough ammunition (cybercafe time) to fight this battle.

NEPA must have taken light in their cybercafe or the cafe has closed.

PTH:

NEPA must have taken light in their cybercafe or the cafe has closed.

You forgot to add that the Police could have taken them in because of Yahoo yahoo!

_{*** Aiming M40 sniper rifle on Paw-Paw's big head ***}

That Paw-Paw guy is just a frustrated boy. Most NIDs care about Naija more than many NINs who engage in all sorts of criminal and morally reprehensible means of getting money. On the contrary, shit-packing is a noble profession. If the NINs can learn to be better shit packers, the Lagos lagoon won't be as poisonous to life as it is now. Shit-packing for life jare!

_{*** One shot, he's down. ***}

Members of NINs only remember they love Nigeria the minute they realise there is no hope of escaping the misery they regard as life.

darfur notices the thread, realises the war going on, gets his bullet proof vest on, gets rocket launchers and SMGs, also gets IEDs(improvised explosive device) and is saying his pre-battle prayers and now looking for his 1st victim among the NINs . . . . . . . .

These people are disgrasing us all over the world. Most people in the world think the only work Nigerians can do is "Diaper changing" This is so sad. Please donate to STRANDED NIGERIANS ABROAD (SNA). Your money will help to repatriate these people back to naija.

Man come of it -your country (our country Nigeria) is a disgrace already, those packing shit in the
diaspora have nothing to do with.

While its commendable that you are so concerned about starting an SNA [/b]fund for the
stranded ones abroad, you may want to give some thoughts to starting any of these first:

[b]Movement for the Emancipation of Shitpackers from Moneygram (MESM)
Save Nigerians in Nigeria Fund (SNNF)
Better Toilets Across Nigeria Association (BTANA)
Passable Roads for All Nigerians Movement (PRANM)
Alliance for Visa Rejectees (AVR)
Stop Pissing on the Streets Movement (SPSM)

Need more suggestions?

You bet the shit packers will be the first to donate to those worthy causes, and maybe then, you wouldn't need your SNA as conditions on the ground will become more favorable to the stranded
ones.

Reports reaching my desk is that all NINs and VDU (visa denied unit) are having a special retreat as we speak in Niger Delta,since there PHCN has decided to hold power,which means no light, more news to come.

@PTH and d rest,
m actually throwing and rolling myself on d floor, OMG, u pple wont kill me neway

The NIN members have disappeared, there is no more fuel in the generator. Please let us set up a donation to collect funds to purchase inverters for some of them.

darfur is yet to fire 1st bullet. all NINs are under voicemail arrangement. none in sight. darfur decides to patrol for security purposes. itching to fire at anything that resembles an NIN. . . . . .      

PTH:

The NIN members have disappeared, there is no more fuel in the generator. Please let us set up a donation to collect funds to purchase inverters for some of them.

Dem do fade

in the absence of NINs, Darfur slaps himself to keep his military fitness intact.

All NIDS just returned from their early morning shift of shit packing.na wah,NINS are coming with Izal and Sheltox

donates a solid slap for roscomugu

Roscodaddy:

All NIDS just returned from their early morning shift of shit packing.na wah,NINS are coming with Izal and Sheltox

for ya ignorant brain's info, UK and naija are in same time now. so it's also midnight in the stingy UK where i live. and work

gives him another slap

Roscomugu is angry, again he has missed out on the visa lottery. Pls try again next yr.

** Knocks Rosco's head **

He also forgets that it is early evening in the U.S.

Anyway, I can't blame him. He has just come from an 18 hour shift in the enclosed factories of the Chinkos in Lagos, so you can pardon him for his blunder.

darfur:

in the absence of NINs, Darfur slaps himself to keep his military fitness intact.

lol u a cracker. dis 2 funny

darfur is fuming seriously . . . .where are the NINs. . . . . . . . . .

stop the war

in the absence of a real war darfur shoots himself in the leg and limps away angrily