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35 Things You Should NEVER Tell Your Girlfriend Unless You Want To Get Stabbed by tunalbreeze(m): 4:09am On Aug 17, 2022
Are there things you should never tell your girlfriend? Yes, a whole lot of them it is – unless you want a knife deep on the left side of your chest.
A lot of guys ruined their relationship by making terrible utterances. Oftentimes, they drop words without considering how their girlfriend will react to such odorous statements. Funny enough, most dudes are some of the biggest offenders when it comes to saying the wrong thing.
Things You Should Never Say To Your Girlfriend
What are some other things a guy should never say to a girl? So guys, listen up: Here are a bunch of things you should NEVER say to your girlfriend.

1. Talking About A New Female Co-Worker
Never discuss a new co-worker of the opposite sex with your girlfriend unless you are prepared for a hurricane in your relationship.
Say something like; “We have a new coworker. I like to work with her. Her smile is beautiful.” Is like inviting the devil to pass the night in your abode.

2. “Your Ass Is Bigger Than My Wife’s.”
Well, there is nothing much to say – you already know what you’re getting. She is your girlfriend for God’s sake, so saying such a thing means you’re not actually single and that you’ve been two-faced with her.

3. “I Washed The Bed Sheets.”
Why will you do that? Did you sleep with someone else? An utterance like “Welcome home, how was your business trip? Look, I washed the bed sheets.” Will put you on the HOT seat.
So, enjoy your Q&A moments.

4. “I have a crush on your friend.”
Yes, this happens but it’s one of the things you should never tell your girlfriend. Yes, it’s difficult to work through the aftermath of such a statement and still be together.
Saying such a thing will bring a rough time into your relationship. Your girlfriend will be wondering why she wasn’t good enough and will want to know if you have the intention to act on it.

5. “You’re Not The Prettiest Girl I’ve Dated.”
So what if it’s true? You may not be the hottest guy SHE’VE dated, but she’s not about to SAY so.

6. “Calm Down”
Never tell a woman to calm down. Yes! It’s that simple.
Arguments are bound to occur in any relationship and in the heat of the moment there are some things you should never tell your girlfriends. Telling your girlfriend to “Calm down is a recipe for getting stabbed.
If you say this to your girlfriend – please DM me the picture of your stitches.

7. “You Look Really Different In The Mornings.”
Okay, so she doesn’t wake up freshly showered with a full face of makeup. Sue her.

8.“The Honest Answer To, ‘Do I Look Fat In This?’”
I am sure you know the answer to that. Hmmm, keep it to yourself coz I don’t want my wife to hear it.

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Re: 35 Things You Should NEVER Tell Your Girlfriend Unless You Want To Get Stabbed by jkpbestseries: 5:19am On Aug 17, 2022
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Re: 35 Things You Should NEVER Tell Your Girlfriend Unless You Want To Get Stabbed by jeromestarks: 8:25am On Aug 17, 2022
"Your pvssy smells."
Avoid talking bad about her pvssy. They're very insecure about their private parts because they know it's not pretty. So avoid body shaming them.
Re: 35 Things You Should NEVER Tell Your Girlfriend Unless You Want To Get Stabbed by tunalbreeze(m): 2:57am On Aug 18, 2022
jeromestarks:
"Your pvssy smells."
Avoid talking bad about her pvssy. They're very insecure about their private parts because they know it's not pretty. So avoid body shaming them.

You are very correct.
Re: 35 Things You Should NEVER Tell Your Girlfriend Unless You Want To Get Stabbed by obinna58(m): 3:48am On Aug 18, 2022
All this lessons just for a woman



Better open university
Re: 35 Things You Should NEVER Tell Your Girlfriend Unless You Want To Get Stabbed by tunalbreeze(m): 4:02am On Aug 18, 2022
obinna58:
All this lessons just for a woman



Better open university
grin

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