***APPLICATION FOR A HOUSE HELP***

House help on banana island wanted

Salary: 450k per month

You are allowed to go home on Saturdays 6pm and come back before 6pm Sundays.

You must have a kind heart towards children and be ready to travel overseas with the family.

GRADUATES ONLY.

Dm.

** $ee the bombarding responses he got **

1.... "I have MSC in cleaning and utility management studies with a PhD in child care, toy symbiosis and poo extraction."

2.....I have over 25 yrs wealth of experience including an industrial training experience with my iya agba nilu oyo. I'm equally fluent in nursery rhyme language.

3..... I was born to be a house help. From my first generation to the last to come.

4.... 450k? Home on Saturdays? Which home? I'm a monkey. Banana island is my home.

5.... My ancestors have all been house helps. I can't wait to carry on the family business. When can I resume?

6.... Being a house help has been my childhood dream. Give me the chance to actualize my dream sir!

7.... For 450k a month? Which home will I be going on Saturday? We die there!

8.... I have PhD in childcare business. Can I start today?? As in now? Please tell them I am ready to disown home. We die there O.

9... All these rich folks will use every opportunity to insult graduates. Shm. Where do I apply sha?

10.... Hello sir my name is HOUSE and my friends call me HELP. I'm ready and fully fit for the job. Helping has always been my passion and my hobbies are washing, cooking, cleaning, going to the market, carrying children. How about 350k? and I don't have to leave the house.

11..... I dey banana island junction. Already with my certificates and all necessary things I need to start work immediately. Cheers.

12.... I even have PhD in GATE OPENING and CLOSING. I'm on my way sir!

13.... I can also wash and mop the roof. I'm so qualified sir!

;DLmao