Rozross:
If his apartment is dope and clean and if his cars are �. �

I feel I have fvcked you before.

Ma

We are listening anyways

Psych412:
if he has a laptop with good Action/soap opera movies

that's all

Shey na dat one!
Babygirl, come my abode. I gat no sofa sha oo. Na only bird I get.

Psych412:
you misunderstood me too...

So chioma tell me, what will make you to open legs, every lady has price...!!

MrBrownJay1:


so you can get close to someone, put yourself in the position that this man will try to get closer to you and/or possibly mount you, just because of a nice house/cars?! shouldnt his CHARACTER/BEING be above where he lives or what he drives?!?!?

Bruh women don't think that far, their brain is still running on pentium 1

Enny2013:
If he loves watching wrestling. I dnt joke wt wrestling n Football.

Wow nice I must say.

Psych412:
sorry I'm not that type of girl that opens her legs because of food.....try the next person

Nice reply

MAN RULES

AT LAST A GUY HAS TAKEN THE TIME TO WRITE THIS ALL DOWN
FINALLY, the guys' side of the story. ( I MUST ADMIT, IT'S PRETTY GOOD.)

WE ALWAYS HEAR 'THE RULES' FROM THE FEMALE SIDE
NOW HERE ARE THE RULES FROM THE MALE SIDE

THESE ARE OUR RULES!

PLEASE NOTE. THESE ARE ALL NUMBERED #1 ON PURPOSE!

1. MEN ARE NOT MIND READERS.

1. LEARN TO WORK THE TOILET SEAT. YOU'RE A BIG GIRL. IF IT'S UP, PUT IT DOWN. WE NEED IT UP, YOU NEED IT DOWN. YOU DON'T HEAR US COMPLAINING ABOUT YOU LEAVING IT DOWN.

1. CRYING IS BLACKMAIL.

1. ASK FOR WHAT YOU WANT. LET US BE CLEAR ON THIS ONE:

SUBTLE HINTS DO NOT WORK!
STRONG HINTS DO NOT WORK!
OBVIOUS HINTS DO NOT WORK!
JUST SAY IT!

1. YES AND NO ARE PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE ANSWERS TO ALMOST EVERY QUESTION.

1.. COME TO US WITH A PROBLEM ONLY IF YOU WANT HELP SOLVING IT. THAT'S WHAT WE DO. SYMPATHY IS WHAT YOUR GIRLFRIENDS ARE FOR.

1. ANYTHING WE SAID 6 MONTHS AGO IS INADMISSIBLE IN AN ARGUMENT. IN FACT, ALL COMMENTS BECOME NULL AND VOID AFTER 7 DAYS.

1. IF YOU THINK YOU'RE FAT, YOU PROBABLY ARE. DON'T ASK US.

1. IF SOMETHING WE SAID CAN BE INTERPRETED TWO WAYS AND ONE OF THE WAYS MAKES YOU SAD OR ANGRY, WE MEANT THE OTHER ONE.

1. YOU CAN EITHER ASK US TO DO SOMETHING OR TELL US HOW YOU WANT IT DONE. NOT BOTH.
IF YOU ALREADY KNOW BEST HOW TO DO IT, JUST DO IT YOURSELF.

1. WHENEVER POSSIBLE, PLEASE SAY WHATEVER YOU HAVE TO SAY DURING COMMERCIALS.

1. CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS DID NOT NEED DIRECTIONS AND NEITHER DO WE...

1. ALL MEN SEE IN ONLY 16 COLORS, LIKE WINDOWS DEFAULT SETTINGS..
PEACH, FOR EXAMPLE, IS A FRUIT, NOT A COLOR. PUMPKIN IS ALSO A FRUIT. WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT MAUVE IS.

1. IF WE ASK WHAT IS WRONG AND YOU SAY 'NOTHING,' WE WILL ACT LIKE NOTHING'S WRONG. WE KNOW YOU ARE LYING, BUT IT IS JUST NOT WORTH THE HASSLE.

1. IF YOU ASK A QUESTION YOU DON'T WANT AN ANSWER TO, EXPECT AN ANSWER YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR..

1. WHEN WE HAVE TO GO SOMEWHERE, ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING YOU WEAR IS FINE...REALLY.

1.. DON'T ASK US WHAT WE'RE THINKING ABOUT UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED TO DISCUSS SUCH TOPICS AS FOOTBALL OR MOTOR SPORTS.

1. YOU HAVE ENOUGH CLOTHES.

1 .. YOU HAVE TOO MANY SHOES.

1. I AM IN SHAPE. ROUND IS A SHAPE!

1.. THANK YOU FOR READING THIS. YES, I KNOW, I HAVE TO SLEEP ON THE COUCH TONIGHT.. BUT DID YOU KNOW MEN REALLY DON'T MIND THAT? IT'S LIKE CAMPING...

Chidi2022:
Hi brown guy... when are we settling our misunderstanding? or you don't want to forgive?

me? misunderstanding with you? you must be mistaking me for someone else... i never hold grudges on NL.

Gooood hard dick of course .

Juanmike:
Vulture meat, Abeg has anyone heard from the dead meat griller?

i fear ipob, they might have done smtin to him

Chidi2022:
If he is NEAT and can keep a CONVERSATION.... i mean intelligent gisting... i am a talkative...

Sup

Psych412:
if he has a laptop with good Action/soap opera movies

that's all

You sound cheap.

Rozross:
If his apartment is dope and clean and if his cars are �. �

Ashawo

Rozross:
If his apartment is dope and clean and if his cars are �. �

You forgot to mention Penis

Slynation:
And if he managed to cook noodles and eggs, pant don off bdat...A typical example of a kpekus with "slide to unlock"

Some of you male Nairalanders, all in the name of showing alpha male, will bash girls on this platform anyhow. Don't you have female gender in your family!

Fuckingmallam45:

You sound cheap.

And you sound thoughtless!

[quote author=MrBrownJay1 post=116821785]

no no, dont get me wrong, a lady can be friend with a man, but the minute this lady repeatedly goes to his house (solely because he has a nice house/car) then that is a green light for more.

my female friends are attracted to my character, not my house/car/

feranmi143:
ladies, na so i give one ride the other day, i got home before i discover my phone and wallet is gone. so i don't tell ladies my home location

how do you know she's behind your missing items?

MrBrownJay1:


the minute you get to his house, that platonic friendship ended.

Leave Rozross

From the living room to the bedroom..

What am I even saying...

From the living room to the living room floor

Psych412:
if he has a laptop with good Action/soap opera movies

that's all

Please why do you choose to use someone picture as your profile

What happened to yours

Psych412:
sorry I'm not that type of girl that opens her legs because of food.....try the next person

na so una dey always talk when do knack u tire for inside to 69 u go come outside come dey rubbish.

I've been in a kind of platonic relationship with a girl(my assistant) for 8years.
She spends the night at my place on her will and I do so too without strings.
And we're cool, everything doesn't necessarily mean to end with sex.
Though thinking mentality differs....

noble2faith:


And you sound thoughtless!

And you sound senseless!

With what I have seen these days.
Smell nice and make sure you fhuck her very well at first meeting and don’t simp.
Also have a nice car and Nice apartment especially for girls that care about tiktoks and instagram

Boyhood:
MAN RULES

AT LAST A GUY HAS TAKEN THE TIME TO WRITE THIS ALL DOWN
FINALLY, the guys' side of the story. ( I MUST ADMIT, IT'S PRETTY GOOD.)

WE ALWAYS HEAR 'THE RULES' FROM THE FEMALE SIDE
NOW HERE ARE THE RULES FROM THE MALE SIDE

THESE ARE OUR RULES!

PLEASE NOTE. THESE ARE ALL NUMBERED #1 ON PURPOSE!

1. MEN ARE NOT MIND READERS.

1. LEARN TO WORK THE TOILET SEAT. YOU'RE A BIG GIRL. IF IT'S UP, PUT IT DOWN. WE NEED IT UP, YOU NEED IT DOWN. YOU DON'T HEAR US COMPLAINING ABOUT YOU LEAVING IT DOWN.

1. CRYING IS BLACKMAIL.

1. ASK FOR WHAT YOU WANT. LET US BE CLEAR ON THIS ONE:

SUBTLE HINTS DO NOT WORK!
STRONG HINTS DO NOT WORK!
OBVIOUS HINTS DO NOT WORK!
JUST SAY IT!

1. YES AND NO ARE PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE ANSWERS TO ALMOST EVERY QUESTION.

1.. COME TO US WITH A PROBLEM ONLY IF YOU WANT HELP SOLVING IT. THAT'S WHAT WE DO. SYMPATHY IS WHAT YOUR GIRLFRIENDS ARE FOR.

1. ANYTHING WE SAID 6 MONTHS AGO IS INADMISSIBLE IN AN ARGUMENT. IN FACT, ALL COMMENTS BECOME NULL AND VOID AFTER 7 DAYS.

1. IF YOU THINK YOU'RE FAT, YOU PROBABLY ARE. DON'T ASK US.

1. IF SOMETHING WE SAID CAN BE INTERPRETED TWO WAYS AND ONE OF THE WAYS MAKES YOU SAD OR ANGRY, WE MEANT THE OTHER ONE.

1. YOU CAN EITHER ASK US TO DO SOMETHING OR TELL US HOW YOU WANT IT DONE. NOT BOTH.
IF YOU ALREADY KNOW BEST HOW TO DO IT, JUST DO IT YOURSELF.

1. WHENEVER POSSIBLE, PLEASE SAY WHATEVER YOU HAVE TO SAY DURING COMMERCIALS.

1. CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS DID NOT NEED DIRECTIONS AND NEITHER DO WE...

1. ALL MEN SEE IN ONLY 16 COLORS, LIKE WINDOWS DEFAULT SETTINGS..
PEACH, FOR EXAMPLE, IS A FRUIT, NOT A COLOR. PUMPKIN IS ALSO A FRUIT. WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT MAUVE IS.

1. IF WE ASK WHAT IS WRONG AND YOU SAY 'NOTHING,' WE WILL ACT LIKE NOTHING'S WRONG. WE KNOW YOU ARE LYING, BUT IT IS JUST NOT WORTH THE HASSLE.

1. IF YOU ASK A QUESTION YOU DON'T WANT AN ANSWER TO, EXPECT AN ANSWER YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR..

1. WHEN WE HAVE TO GO SOMEWHERE, ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING YOU WEAR IS FINE...REALLY.

1.. DON'T ASK US WHAT WE'RE THINKING ABOUT UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED TO DISCUSS SUCH TOPICS AS FOOTBALL OR MOTOR SPORTS.

1. YOU HAVE ENOUGH CLOTHES.

1 .. YOU HAVE TOO MANY SHOES.

1. I AM IN SHAPE. ROUND IS A SHAPE!

1.. THANK YOU FOR READING THIS. YES, I KNOW, I HAVE TO SLEEP ON THE COUCH TONIGHT.. BUT DID YOU KNOW MEN REALLY DON'T MIND THAT? IT'S LIKE CAMPING...

Ma Nigga
So on point. Seriously

feranmi143:
ladies, na so i give one ride the other day, i got home before i discover my phone and wallet is gone. so i don't tell ladies my home location

Very manipulative gender you learned the hard way

Hmmm

Actually it takes self control for this to happen, without thinking you need to F dis girl. We are all hamans, even pastor dey fall sometimes. Got plenty female friends and they all like me for self control and feel comfortable around me actually. Even it the rod stand I immediately think about how my 1+1=11. Reset factory mode don come be that else I japa away from there.