I recently found my MTN wallet of 2008
So many nostalgia hit me as i remember how we flexed MTN Midnight calls Back in 2007

Sometimes Out of boredom i will just dial random MTN number and hope that it is a girl that answers it

On good days, the callers end up being girls.
If a man pick we cut the call.

One midnight i call one random number, na one pastor pick am, he say hello hello
I no talk anything unto say na Bleep up I was expecting it to be a girl. So i cut the call.

BUT something just told me to mess around with that pastor.
I called back the line, he picked again sounding annoyed
Then i made my voice DEEP and said
Our Queen has Commanded us
To appear inside your room
There is nothing u can dooo
Haha haha (evil laugh)

Him come dey shout i rebuke i rebuke
Dey para for phone
The kind speaking in tongues wey i hear I neva hear am before. The thing sound like Spanish, Chinese and Hausa combined...

Laugh wan finish me that night
My mistake was that I didn't tell him it was a prank. Looking back now i feel bad for playing such prank on a pastor at such time of night
I hope he is alright wherever he is now

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You be weyreh

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