Cockroach
Immediately I got to Falomo, a Cockroach crawled out from my coat and flew at on of the passengers. It was killed. Two other ladies were murmuring about the incident behind me. Thank God it didn't enter the company office with me.

Body odour
I have been wearing that round neck vest for three years. The armpits have become stained with mold, sweat, bacteria and Sure™ roll-on/body spray. I smell like a he-goat anytime I sweat.

That fateful day, I put on this black Chase Deer underwear, a white shirt and a suit. The MD told the HR/Admin woman to take me to the board room. My jaws began to shake after about 2 minutes. The AC in the MD's office is the type that gives slim people malaria.

Two Christ Embassy guys sat in the board room. The first, a "beard gang" type was the project manager. The other one, a senior bachelor, is the type of "brethren" that speaks in tongues whenever they climax during sex. He likes wearing suit.

Unfortunately the AC in the room was off and I started sweating. The guys signalled eachother with a slang which means something is oozing. The senior guy told the bearded one to open the windows.

Fortunately, they were contract staff who do not make hiring decisions.

Being broke is not an excuse to be dirty.

Mystery2020:
Cockroach
Immediately I got to Falomo, a Cockroach crawled out from my coat and flew at on of the passengers. It was killed. Two other ladies were murmuring about the incident behind me. Thank God it didn't enter the company office with me.

Body odour
I have been wearing that round neck vest for three years. The armpits have become stained with mold, sweat, bacteria and Sure™ roll-on/body spray. I smell like a he-goat anytime I sweat.

That fateful day, I put on this black Chase Deer underwear, a white shirt and a suit. The MD told the HR/Admin woman to take me to the board room. My jaws began to shake after about 2 minutes. The AC in the MD's office is the type that gives slim people malaria.

Two Christ Embassy guys sat in the board room. The first, a "beard gang" type was the project manager. The other one, a senior bachelor, is the type of "brethren" that speaks in tongues whenever they climax during sex. He likes wearing suit.

Unfortunately the AC in the room was off and I started sweating. The guys signalled eachother with a slang which means something is oozing. The senior guy told the bearded one to open the windows.

Fortunately, they were contract staff who do not make hiring decisions.

Being broke is not an excuse to be dirty.

Then take your own advice and never try that again. Damn!

Nice story Bro

U no well, true!

Onucs:


Then take your own advice and never try that again. Damn!

When you have body ordour check the type of food you eat

Mystery2020:
Cockroach
Immediately I got to Falomo, a Cockroach crawled out from my coat and flew at on of the passengers. It was killed. Two other ladies were murmuring about the incident behind me. Thank God it didn't enter the company office with me.

Body odour
I have been wearing that round neck vest for three years. The armpits have become stained with mold, sweat, bacteria and Sure™ roll-on/body spray. I smell like a he-goat anytime I sweat.

That fateful day, I put on this black Chase Deer underwear, a white shirt and a suit. The MD told the HR/Admin woman to take me to the board room. My jaws began to shake after about 2 minutes. The AC in the MD's office is the type that gives slim people malaria.

Two Christ Embassy guys sat in the board room. The first, a "beard gang" type was the project manager. The other one, a senior bachelor, is the type of "brethren" that speaks in tongues whenever they climax during sex. He likes wearing suit.

Unfortunately the AC in the room was off and I started sweating. The guys signalled eachother with a slang which means something is oozing. The senior guy told the bearded one to open the windows.

Fortunately, they were contract staff who do not make hiring decisions.

Being broke is not an excuse to be dirty.

Only you cockroach

Only you body odour


I know you joking

What about your shoes,Hope is not those long mouth shoes. I was once asked to live an office because my shoe looks scary. Imagine...the shoe I manage to buy for #1800 in Bariga market.

Good you acknowledged your condition by yourself.

merit455:
What about your shoes,Hope is not those long mouth shoes. I was once asked to live an office because my shoe looks scary. Imagine...the shoe I manage to buy for #1800 in Bariga market.

Lol

I would do everything possible and reasonable to hold down a job at the moment because I am sliding into depression and sometimes suicidal thoughts flashes through my mind . I feel despite my efforts at getting quality life. It has been setback upon setback. I'm tired of trying and disappointment.

He said cockroach crawled out of his coat.

Mystery2020:
Cockroach
Immediately I got to Falomo, a Cockroach crawled out from my coat and flew at on of the passengers. It was killed. Two other ladies were murmuring about the incident behind me. Thank God it didn't enter the company office with me.

Body odour
I have been wearing that round neck vest for three years. The armpits have become stained with mold, sweat, bacteria and Sure™ roll-on/body spray. I smell like a he-goat anytime I sweat.

That fateful day, I put on this black Chase Deer underwear, a white shirt and a suit. The MD told the HR/Admin woman to take me to the board room. My jaws began to shake after about 2 minutes. The AC in the MD's office is the type that gives slim people malaria.

Two Christ Embassy guys sat in the board room. The first, a "beard gang" type was the project manager. The other one, a senior bachelor, is the type of "brethren" that speaks in tongues whenever they climax during sex. He likes wearing suit.

Unfortunately the AC in the room was off and I started sweating. The guys signalled eachother with a slang which means something is oozing. The senior guy told the bearded one to open the windows.

Fortunately, they were contract staff who do not make hiring decisions.

Being broke is not an excuse to be dirty.

you know say the
Vest dey ooze,you still wear am. Whose fault?
Why you no wash am before the day,old man like you.

Very hilarious

I later hear say after the company employ you three days later the M.D sack you cus every three three hours bedbugs day craw out of ur coat,

Buh I never believe I say make I hear from you first

Congratulations

Happy Independence Anniversary