Harry rednapp, arsene wenger and alex ferguson were all in Saudi Arabia, sharing a smuggled crate of beer. All of a sudden the Saudi police rushed in and arrested them.The mere possession of alcohol is a severe offence in Saudi Arabia, so for the terrible crime of actually being caught consuming the beer, they were sentenced to death!
However, after many months and with the help of very good lawyers, they were able to successfully appeal their sentence down to life imprisonment. By a stroke of luck, it was a Saudi national holiday the day their trial finished, and the extremely benevolent Sheikh decided they could be released after receiving just 20 lashes each of the whip. As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheikh suddenly said: "It's my first wife's birthday today, and she has asked me to allow each of you one wish before your whipping."
wenger was first in line (he had drunk the least),so he thought about this for a while and then said:"Please tie a pillow to my back." This was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes before the whip went through. Wenger had to be carried away bleeding and crying with pain when the punishment was done. Rednapp was next up and after watching the scene, said:" Please fix two pillows on my back, under my dress"But even two pillows & 1 dress could only take 15 lashes before the whip went through again.
Ferguson was the last one up (he had finished off the crate), but before he could say anything, the Sheikh turned to him and said: "You are from a most beautiful part of the world, your city has some of the best bars, nightclubs and restaurants in Europe, your city and football team is known throughout the world. For this, you may have two wishes!"
"Cheers mate, your Most Royal and Merciful Highness",The man u fan replies. "In recognition of your kindness,my first wish is that you give me not 20, but 100 lashes."
"Not only are you an honourable, handsome and powerful man, you are also very brave." The Sheik says with an admiring look on his face. "If 100
lashes is what you desire, then so be it. And your second wish? What is it to be?" the Sheikh asks.
"Please tie arsene wenger to my back."

Rooney used to amuse himself by running over every arsenal fan he would see strutting down the side of the road in their ubiquitous jerseys. He would swerve to hit them and there would be a loud "THUMP" and then he would swerve back on the road. One day, as the driver was driving along, he saw a priest hitch hiking. He thought he would do a good turn and pulled his car over. He asked the Priest "where are you going, Father?",
"I'm going to say mass at St. Joseph's church, about 2 miles down the road" replied the priest.
"No problem Father! I'll give you a lift"! climb in!"
The happy priest climbed into the passenger seat and the car continued down the road.Suddenly rooney saw an arsenal fan walking down the road and instinctively swerved to hit him. But, just in time, he remembered the bloody priest, so at the last minute he swerved back to the road, narrowly missing the scum bastard. However even though he was certain he missed the glory-hunting shite, he still heard a loud"THUD." Not understanding where the noise came from, he glanced in his mirrors and when he didn't see anything he turned to the priest and said
"I'm sorry Father, I almost hit that arsenal fan,
"That's okay" replied the priest. "I got the fucker with the door!"

I reserve my comment

Good.

u can take your leave now
afterall tis my joke . . U posted it on my behalf

wat a bedtime story, can i sleep now?

Yeah and make sure you don't remember to wake up again. Clear?

is this meant to be a joke or a story ,
hiss

look wia u dey go
no match me

Op, as dry as youur bald head!

Bleh!

^ Are you epileptic?

Nope.

good one

Good.

for your mind now u don post joke

Stay there.

where?
Dis stale thread?

Exits Thread

*welds the door behind him*

Dude thumb up

d first 1 made sense but d second, hmnn