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Top Ten Ways To Flatter Any Woman! by MrCork19: 11:31pm On Sep 01, 2011
Guys,  hope this helps!!!!  angry

10) Baby, you're so sweet, you put Cornflake outta business.
9) sweeery., you look so good, I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit
8  Was your father a farmer? Because you sure have grown some nice melons!
7) You know the more I drink, the prettier you get
6) Babe! you look so fine I could drink your bath water!
5) Do you bleach your teeth? 'Cause your smile lights up the entire room
4) Sweeeery.  I don't know you, but I think I love you already.
3) Why is it that every time you are around, my pants feel tighter?
2) Didn't I see you on the cover of Vogue magazine?
1) kaiiiii.   All those curves, and me with no brakes!!!!

                                                        Goood Luck!! wink
Re: Top Ten Ways To Flatter Any Woman! by HighChief4(m): 11:35pm On Sep 01, 2011
Cocky Joe, seems you finally trapped one Zim babe with one of those lines
Re: Top Ten Ways To Flatter Any Woman! by Excelboi(m): 11:37pm On Sep 01, 2011
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Re: Top Ten Ways To Flatter Any Woman! by Nobody: 11:39pm On Sep 01, 2011
Cork! Help yo self to your own lines and see if you'll stop CHASING men for a change!  wink Hope this approachability theory works! cheesy
Re: Top Ten Ways To Flatter Any Woman! by 195(f): 11:47pm On Sep 01, 2011
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Re: Top Ten Ways To Flatter Any Woman! by 195(f): 11:47pm On Sep 01, 2011
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Re: Top Ten Ways To Flatter Any Woman! by 195(f): 11:49pm On Sep 01, 2011
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Re: Top Ten Ways To Flatter Any Woman! by MMM2(m): 11:50pm On Sep 01, 2011
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mr.cork can i flatter u 2 bed angry[color=]
Re: Top Ten Ways To Flatter Any Woman! by 195(f): 11:51pm On Sep 01, 2011
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Re: Top Ten Ways To Flatter Any Woman! by Kslib(m): 11:53pm On Sep 01, 2011
6~Disgusting(phew)!! 3-Sexy! 5~As nepa no kon dey nko? 11~U MUST BE VERY HARDWORKING,I CAN IMAGINE HOW MANY KG's OF WHAT U ARE CARRYING BEHIND!!!!
Re: Top Ten Ways To Flatter Any Woman! by MMM2(m): 11:56pm On Sep 01, 2011
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Re: Top Ten Ways To Flatter Any Woman! by ragdollz: 1:29am On Sep 02, 2011
Those corny-arse lines will get you NOWHERE!! Liked the last one tho'  grin grin grin


Mr, Cork*:

Guys,  hope this helps!!!!  angry

10) Baby, you're so sweet, you put Cornflake outta business.
9) sweeery., you look so good, I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit
8  Was your father a farmer? Because you sure have grown some nice melons!
7) You know the more I drink, the prettier you get
6) Babe! you look so fine I could drink your bath water!
5) Do you bleach your teeth? 'Cause your smile lights up the entire room
4) Sweeeery.  I don't know you, but I think I love you already.
3) Why is it that every time you are around, my pants feel tighter?
2) Didn't I see you on the cover of Vogue magazine?
1) kaiiiii.  [size=38pt] All those curves, and me with no brakes!!!![/size]

                                                        Goood Luck!! wink
Re: Top Ten Ways To Flatter Any Woman! by Mynd44: 1:59am On Sep 02, 2011
I think number 3 should be first place
Re: Top Ten Ways To Flatter Any Woman! by Nobody: 2:16am On Sep 02, 2011
Lame from a lame person
Re: Top Ten Ways To Flatter Any Woman! by Mynd44: 2:20am On Sep 02, 2011
^^^
Then get him something to walk with
Re: Top Ten Ways To Flatter Any Woman! by Nobody: 2:26am On Sep 02, 2011
Sorry who are you?
Re: Top Ten Ways To Flatter Any Woman! by Candyness(f): 12:33pm On Sep 02, 2011
has this guy found a woman yet? grin
Re: Top Ten Ways To Flatter Any Woman! by Pweety4me(f): 12:40pm On Sep 02, 2011
@OP at number 6 and he better drink it¬!!!
Re: Top Ten Ways To Flatter Any Woman! by HighChief4(m): 6:46pm On Sep 02, 2011
^^^Why wont you say that, when your heart is made of steel

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