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| She Snores Like A Broken Silencer: ! by willarrie(m): 11:33am On Sep 07, 2011 |
Ok folks,l'v got this issue dtz giving me so much concern,, l'v bin in several relationships wtout really cosidering any form of commitment coz they all don't seem to fit in my ideal wife material until 4months ago,l met this really swt gurl dt seem to be my ideal wife material and we started a relationship almost immediately as d feeling was mutual wen we met,she stated clearly dt we can't av sex until we ar married which is ok by me.Last nyt she came over suprisingly to spend d nyt wif me,l waz excited & we got romantic,after a while she slept off,l was still trying to calm Mr John Thomas wen l heard her snorin wickedly like a broken silencer,GOSH,l thot twaz a joke bt twaz real mehn,she went on all nyt & l jt culd'nt slip,l culd actually walk ot of this relationship coz i can't spend d rest of my nytes beside a generator,wats your take on this? |
| Re: She Snores Like A Broken Silencer: ! by MrCork17: 11:40am On Sep 07, 2011 |
Ebonyvibe, Rokakaitu, Goldieiuk, Fikle and Mrs Chima are known for snooring very loud actually. Its no big deal  |
| Re: She Snores Like A Broken Silencer: ! by Goldieluks: 11:47am On Sep 07, 2011 |
Mr, Cork: wt>>>>  |
| Re: She Snores Like A Broken Silencer: ! by Andrew3(m): 12:01pm On Sep 07, 2011 |
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE TOPIC IS SO FUNNY |
| Re: She Snores Like A Broken Silencer: ! by Nobody: 12:02pm On Sep 07, 2011 |
She only snores dude, she is not a murderer deal with it.  |
| Re: She Snores Like A Broken Silencer: ! by LongOne1(m): 12:10pm On Sep 07, 2011 |
Lol at the generator part. There are remedies for snoring, but it will mean putting a device in her mouth before she sleeps. So if you had married her before getting down, you would have divorced her, Eh? |
| Re: She Snores Like A Broken Silencer: ! by Basics007: 12:14pm On Sep 07, 2011 |
You already said she's a sweet girl. Well you cant have it all. You need to take the good with the bad. Deal with it |
| Re: She Snores Like A Broken Silencer: ! by WebSurfer(m): 2:13pm On Sep 07, 2011 |
| add rokiatu to the list @Mr. Cork lols |
| Re: She Snores Like A Broken Silencer: ! by Eiregirl(f): 2:14pm On Sep 07, 2011 |
This thread is soooo funny!!!! |
| Re: She Snores Like A Broken Silencer: ! by Mcleo007(m): 2:20pm On Sep 07, 2011 |
No one is perfect. We all have our side kicks. The best we cn do is learn to tolerate and accept people as they are. A little push cn help; where as its not working, u just got to live with it. According to u, she's sweet and lovely; I bet that tqkes precedence over the snoring defect. |
| Re: She Snores Like A Broken Silencer: ! by mayjovial: 2:21pm On Sep 07, 2011 |
willarrie: olden days generator at dat. guy u re so so screwed up |
| Re: She Snores Like A Broken Silencer: ! by mcnikes(m): 2:45pm On Sep 07, 2011 |
Mr, Cork:This sounds like the truth. |
| Re: She Snores Like A Broken Silencer: ! by michylabo(m): 2:46pm On Sep 07, 2011 |
lol, Try getting her a muffler.lol, Na snoring u go chop, As long as she remain sweet just as u earlier described her, |
| Re: She Snores Like A Broken Silencer: ! by NET1(m): 2:58pm On Sep 07, 2011 |
You are even lucky you got a decent gurl. My advice: Just forget that 'snoring' problem. Good gurlz are scarce o. wish you more luck. .NET |
| Re: She Snores Like A Broken Silencer: ! by Sijo01(f): 4:47pm On Sep 07, 2011 |
willarrie: generator kie. wat happen to love conquers all? wel, let her see a Medical Doctor, it might b some health issues |
| Re: She Snores Like A Broken Silencer: ! by Nobody: 4:56pm On Sep 07, 2011 |
Sometimes hydrating the body will help with snoring. A big glass of water could help. Im sure if she knew she would be rather embarressed! |
| Re: She Snores Like A Broken Silencer: ! by 190smh: 5:05pm On Sep 07, 2011 |
Next time she snores Pour Kerosene or fuel inside that mouth of hers rubbish  |
| Re: She Snores Like A Broken Silencer: ! by Nobody: 5:05pm On Sep 07, 2011 |
Lmao @ spending the rest of your life beside a generator. You can't have it all dude. . |
| Re: She Snores Like A Broken Silencer: ! by Tosinville(m): 5:21pm On Sep 07, 2011 |
Thats one of the reason why many men run away from young Phat ladies, they snore hell. |
| Re: She Snores Like A Broken Silencer: ! by Nobody: 5:30pm On Sep 07, 2011 |
Did he say she's phat? |
| Re: She Snores Like A Broken Silencer: ! by Tosinville(m): 5:37pm On Sep 07, 2011 |
^I bet she must be fat but beautiful, or does she smokes or drink regularly. I wonder how can a slim girl be snoring without fat or cold being blocked by her nose. OP Maybe she's catarrh that night, invite her to come and spend another night with you again lol |
| Re: She Snores Like A Broken Silencer: ! by Ollydon(m): 5:47pm On Sep 07, 2011 |
put on earpiece when u wanna sleep .plus ,dont over furck her before bed.lol |
| Re: She Snores Like A Broken Silencer: ! by mikkymoi(m): 5:55pm On Sep 07, 2011 |
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| Re: She Snores Like A Broken Silencer: ! by Nobody: 5:56pm On Sep 07, 2011 |
just adjust the person's sleeping posture and they will stop snoring. |
| Re: She Snores Like A Broken Silencer: ! by Mynd44: 6:44pm On Sep 07, 2011 |
Tosinville: |
| Re: She Snores Like A Broken Silencer: ! by Eiregirl(f): 11:14pm On Sep 07, 2011 |
This thread & it's responses have made me laugh soooo much!!!! |
| Re: She Snores Like A Broken Silencer: ! by ferhyntorlah(f): 11:45pm On Sep 07, 2011 |
Mr poster, life aint perfect. You cant have it all. There is no perfect relationship but you could make yours be perfect. She snores, so? Dont you snore? It could be due to: 1. Her sleeping position 2. Cold/cough/catarrh or 3. Health issue She should drink water before retiring to bed & change her sleeping position. I believe we all snore once in a while esp. if we have catarrh, which obstructs airflow. Dont end d relationship because of this; it can be cured, remember wifey material no dey easy to find. ATB! 2 u. |
| Re: She Snores Like A Broken Silencer: ! by donguutti: 11:52pm On Sep 07, 2011 |
friend if she snores lyk a broken silencer, try and go to sleep b4 her or use ear plugs,i cant even imagine it, hearing ***ar grr grr grr, ar grr grr grr*** imagine waking up to that on the morning, day don spoil be that.but dont end the relationship cos of it , just find a solution |
| Re: She Snores Like A Broken Silencer: ! by inme: 12:10am On Sep 08, 2011 |
willarrie: Generator? I bet you wont have any complain if its Mikano |
| Re: She Snores Like A Broken Silencer: ! by Eiregirl(f): 10:56am On Sep 08, 2011 |
| My husband was snoring like a generator this morning because he was soooo tired from working all night but I wouldn't change him for anything, snoring or no snoring!!! |
| Re: She Snores Like A Broken Silencer: ! by kpolli(m): 12:01pm On Sep 08, 2011 |
Marry her and then make sure u sleep b4 her |
| Re: She Snores Like A Broken Silencer: ! by Mynd44: 5:05pm On Sep 08, 2011 |
^^^ He would still wake up. The guy should just sleep in a separate sound proof room preferably a MIKANO generator housing |
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