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Should I Impregnate Her? (advice Needed) by JackDaAlienz(m): 11:26pm On Feb 02, 2023
I work in antenatal clinic as receptionist and I'm very good friends with the guy that does ultrasound scan.
There is this woman that usually comes for check ups. But she is not pregnant
I chat with her whenever we see
Today she visited as usual
I overheard ultrasound guy telling the woman that the only way she can ever get pregnant is by looking for sperm donor since her husband sperm quality is very poor.
She complained that the husband doesn't believe his sperm is weak and instead blame her for not conciving.
She said he refuse to follow her to fertility clinic to check his sperm quality.
I saw the woman feeling bad and distressed we chat again this time collected her number.

The thing is that I want to talk to her if she can allow me bleep her and impregnate her for a price.
Is it ethically right or am I committing a crime?
Re: Should I Impregnate Her? (advice Needed) by burp18: 11:30pm On Feb 02, 2023
Of all the multitude of problems in this country grin

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Re: Should I Impregnate Her? (advice Needed) by aycapri(m): 11:32pm On Feb 02, 2023
Guy, go sleep then wake up. I believe say your reasoning will never be the same. My 2 cents

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Re: Should I Impregnate Her? (advice Needed) by JackDaAlienz(m): 11:33pm On Feb 02, 2023
burp18:
Of all the multitude of problems in this country grin
It's almost the same as surrogate mother's. I want to try my luck since she looks kinda desperate to get pregnant.
From what I heard the husband is threatening to divorce her if she don't get pregnant this year
I also want to help her out but with a price

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Re: Should I Impregnate Her? (advice Needed) by burp18: 11:38pm On Feb 02, 2023
JackDaAlienz:

It's almost the same as surrogate mother's. I want to try my luck since she looks kinda desperate to get pregnant.
From what I heard the husband is threatening to divorce her if she don't get pregnant this year
I also want to help her out but with a price
Quick question. How did you come at the conclusion she's desperate? She talked to you directly about it?

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Re: Should I Impregnate Her? (advice Needed) by JackDaAlienz(m): 11:40pm On Feb 02, 2023
burp18:
Quick question. How did you come at the conclusion she's desperate? She talked to you directly about it?
Yeah
Re: Should I Impregnate Her? (advice Needed) by burp18: 11:42pm On Feb 02, 2023
JackDaAlienz:

Yeah
this hole you're digging. you better not fall in it grin

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Re: Should I Impregnate Her? (advice Needed) by JackDaAlienz(m): 11:44pm On Feb 02, 2023
burp18:
this hole you're digging. you better not fall in it grin
I do chat with her but never asked for her number. Only today she gave me her Whatsapp number. So I want to try my luck and pregnant her.
I'm dark in complexion and I have seen her husband photo on their Whatsapp story and he is dark like me.
So the baby will carry his complexion.

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Re: Should I Impregnate Her? (advice Needed) by burp18: 11:53pm On Feb 02, 2023
JackDaAlienz:

I do chat with her but never asked for her number. Only today she gave me her Whatsapp number. So I want to try my luck and pregnant her.
I'm dark in complexion and I have seen her husband photo on their Whatsapp story and he is dark like me.
So the baby will carry his complexion.
And what do you think the man's reaction will be if he eventually finds out. He's bound to find out sooner or later grin

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Re: Should I Impregnate Her? (advice Needed) by JackDaAlienz(m): 11:58pm On Feb 02, 2023
burp18:
And what do you think the man's reaction will be if he eventually finds out. He's bound to find out sooner or later grin
Trust me the way I will package it he will not find out.
I don't want to cast the parole here Besides dna test is very expensive and he is not earning that much.
I go gather moral tell the woman my plan, if she reject am then I move.
Just wanted to know if it's a crime to do such

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Re: Should I Impregnate Her? (advice Needed) by Iliveforever(m): 12:05am On Feb 03, 2023
Don’t forget to tell me the outcome after you tell her

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Re: Should I Impregnate Her? (advice Needed) by koladata(m): 12:08am On Feb 03, 2023
she has people in her life she could ask. she has ex, she has friends on her facebook

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Re: Should I Impregnate Her? (advice Needed) by burp18: 12:09am On Feb 03, 2023
JackDaAlienz:

Trust me the way I will package it he will not find out.
I don't want to cast the parole here Besides dna test is very expensive and he is not earning that much.
I go gather moral tell the woman my plan, if she reject am then I move.
Just wanted to know if it's a crime to do such
chances he'd find out is really high. chuld may fall sick and need parents blood donation and there you have it, all out in the open.

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Re: Should I Impregnate Her? (advice Needed) by Houseofglam7(f): 12:29am On Feb 03, 2023
Da hell
Re: Should I Impregnate Her? (advice Needed) by JackDaAlienz(m): 1:19am On Feb 03, 2023
koladata:
she has people in her life she could ask. she has ex, she has friends on her facebook
Ok I know what I will do. I will jokingly tell her that I can donate my sperm to her as per joke then guage her reaction before I then tell her the full plan.

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Re: Should I Impregnate Her? (advice Needed) by JackDaAlienz(m): 1:21am On Feb 03, 2023
burp18:
chances he'd find out is really high. chuld may fall sick and need parents blood donation and there you have it, all out in the open.
Come on it's not mandatory for parents to give blood. Hospitals have access to blood banks where they can get blood that matches the kids blood

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Re: Should I Impregnate Her? (advice Needed) by 1Battery(m): 2:01am On Feb 03, 2023
Ok
Re: Should I Impregnate Her? (advice Needed) by Earthstorms(m): 2:13am On Feb 03, 2023
JackDaAlienz:
I work in antenatal clinic as receptionist and I'm very good friends with the guy that does ultrasound scan.
There is this woman that usually comes for check ups. But she is not pregnant
I chat with her whenever we see
Today she visited as usual
I overheard ultrasound guy telling the woman that the only way she can ever get pregnant is by looking for sperm donor since her husband sperm quality is very poor.
She complained that the husband doesn't believe his sperm is weak and instead blame her for not conciving.
She said he refuse to follow her to fertility clinic to check his sperm quality.
I saw the woman feeling bad and distressed we chat again this time collected her number.

The thing is that I want to talk to her if she can allow me bleep her and impregnate her for a price.
Is it ethically right or am I committing a crime?

You are not trying to help the woman, you are just trying to use her predicament as an avenue to sleep with her.

If you want to help her, you can tell her to go for ivf using her husband's sperm to fertilize her egg and then implanting the embryo in her. That way she does not have to sleep with another man to get pregnant.

You saw a worried woman and you are thinking of taking advantage of her.

What if she dash you HIV or you dash her HIV in this your scheme that you are planning?

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Re: Should I Impregnate Her? (advice Needed) by JackDaAlienz(m): 2:19am On Feb 03, 2023
Earthstorms:


You are not trying to help the woman, you are just trying to use her predicament as an avenue to sleep with her.

If you want to help her, you can tell her to go for ivf using her husband's sperm to fertilize her egg and then implanting the embryo in her. That way she does not have to sleep with another man to get pregnant.

You saw a worried woman and you are thinking of taking advantage of her.

What if she dash you HIV or you dash her HIV in this your scheme that you are planning?
You think iVF is 50 naira??
IvF cost millions of naira. The husband is an illiterate and will rather use such money to marry another woman.
The man dosent even want to accept it is his weak sperm that is the reason his wife is not pregnant.
I'm offering her a cheaper variant to save her marriage or else the man will chase her away and marry anoda woman.
So stop talking rubbish that I want to take advantage of her. I'm saving her

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Re: Should I Impregnate Her? (advice Needed) by Earthstorms(m): 3:46am On Feb 03, 2023
JackDaAlienz:

You think iVF is 50 naira??
IvF cost millions of naira. The husband is an illiterate and will rather use such money to marry another woman.
The man dosent even want to accept it is his weak sperm that is the reason his wife is not pregnant.
I'm offering her a cheaper variant to save her marriage or else the man will chase her away and marry anoda woman.
So stop talking rubbish that I want to take advantage of her. I'm saving her

Mr saviour, leave another man's wife alone.
Do not do anything with a married woman without the consent of her husband.

You may think you are trying to save her marriage but you will destroy her home in the process. A woman is not supposed to betray her husband's trust. That is what you are offering.

What you are proposing is even against the penal code if you are in the north and can go to jail for it.

Wait for the time the husband and wife will come to you and request for your assistance.

If she wants to get pregnant for someone else, she knows who to meet, she has friends and maybe former lovers who can help her.

Be professional in your dealings with her.

She can even buy artificial insemination kit and get sperm from a donor and inseminate herself. It is not expensive

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Re: Should I Impregnate Her? (advice Needed) by frozen70(f): 4:37am On Feb 03, 2023
JackDaAlienz:
I work in antenatal clinic as receptionist and I'm very good friends with the guy that does ultrasound scan.
There is this woman that usually comes for check ups. But she is not pregnant
I chat with her whenever we see
Today she visited as usual
I overheard ultrasound guy telling the woman that the only way she can ever get pregnant is by looking for sperm donor since her husband sperm quality is very poor.
She complained that the husband doesn't believe his sperm is weak and instead blame her for not conciving.
She said he refuse to follow her to fertility clinic to check his sperm quality.
I saw the woman feeling bad and distressed we chat again this time collected her number.

The thing is that I want to talk to her if she can allow me bleep her and impregnate her for a price.
Is it ethically right or am I committing a crime?

Dey play

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Re: Should I Impregnate Her? (advice Needed) by Dshocker(m): 4:43am On Feb 03, 2023
JackDaAlienz:
I work in antenatal clinic as receptionist and I'm very good friends with the guy that does ultrasound scan.
There is this woman that usually comes for check ups. But she is not pregnant
I chat with her whenever we see
Today she visited as usual
I overheard ultrasound guy telling the woman that the only way she can ever get pregnant is by looking for sperm donor since her husband sperm quality is very poor.
She complained that the husband doesn't believe his sperm is weak and instead blame her for not conciving.
She said he refuse to follow her to fertility clinic to check his sperm quality.
I saw the woman feeling bad and distressed we chat again this time collected her number.

The thing is that I want to talk to her if she can allow me bleep her and impregnate her for a price.
Is it ethically right or am I committing a crime?

Mr sperm donor i hail thee...

There is one mad woman in my area, looking for fruit of the womb and she is 73yrs old, are you willing to help her situation?

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Re: Should I Impregnate Her? (advice Needed) by Dshocker(m): 4:49am On Feb 03, 2023
JackDaAlienz:

You think iVF is 50 naira??
IvF cost millions of naira. The husband is an illiterate and will rather use such money to marry another woman.
The man dosent even want to accept it is his weak sperm that is the reason his wife is not pregnant.
I'm offering her a cheaper variant to save her marriage or else the man will chase her away and marry anoda woman.
So stop talking rubbish that I want to take advantage of her. I'm saving her

Another guy will Bleep your wife and your 10yr old daughter if you don't abort this sick plan of yours, idiot you want to sleep with a married woman.

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Re: Should I Impregnate Her? (advice Needed) by Vinnie2000(m): 5:24am On Feb 03, 2023
This OP ehn.

Just admit that the Lady has Big Breasts or Yanch
and your Pricck is already telling ur Brain sth. sad cheesy

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Re: Should I Impregnate Her? (advice Needed) by Qatar2022: 6:42am On Feb 03, 2023
JackDaAlienz:
I work in antenatal clinic as receptionist and I'm very good friends with the guy that does ultrasound scan.
There is this woman that usually comes for check ups. But she is not pregnant
I chat with her whenever we see
Today she visited as usual
I overheard ultrasound guy telling the woman that the only way she can ever get pregnant is by looking for sperm donor since her husband sperm quality is very poor.
She complained that the husband doesn't believe his sperm is weak and instead blame her for not conciving.
She said he refuse to follow her to fertility clinic to check his sperm quality.
I saw the woman feeling bad and distressed we chat again this time collected her number.

The thing is that I want to talk to her if she can allow me bleep her and impregnate her for a price.
Is it ethically right or am I committing a crime?
You will born reasonable people for her and born idiots in your house
Re: Should I Impregnate Her? (advice Needed) by Qatar2022: 6:43am On Feb 03, 2023
burp18:
this hole you're digging. you better not fall in it grin
No need he will fall into it
Re: Should I Impregnate Her? (advice Needed) by Qatar2022: 6:44am On Feb 03, 2023
JackDaAlienz:

I do chat with her but never asked for her number. Only today she gave me her Whatsapp number. So I want to try my luck and pregnant her.
I'm dark in complexion and I have seen her husband photo on their Whatsapp story and he is dark like me.
So the baby will carry his complexion.
This lane you follow will destroy you
Re: Should I Impregnate Her? (advice Needed) by Qatar2022: 6:45am On Feb 03, 2023
JackDaAlienz:

Trust me the way I will package it he will not find out.
I don't want to cast the parole here Besides dna test is very expensive and he is not earning that much.
I go gather moral tell the woman my plan, if she reject am then I move.
Just wanted to know if it's a crime to do such
It's obvious you don't need advice

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Re: Should I Impregnate Her? (advice Needed) by Nobody: 7:43am On Feb 03, 2023
JackDaAlienz:

It's almost the same as surrogate mother's. I want to try my luck since she looks kinda desperate to get pregnant.
From what I heard the husband is threatening to divorce her if she don't get pregnant this year
I also want to help her out but with a price

What happens when the husband does a DNA and discovers the child isn't his? You'll pay whatever she paid you one million times over in school fees, feeding fees, and all.

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Re: Should I Impregnate Her? (advice Needed) by Nobody: 7:54am On Feb 03, 2023
Let him go ahead and divorce her and he'll then wake up and smell the coffee upon realizing that he's the one with a problem and not her.

Him divorcing her won't get him children anywhere, he will sleep with other women but still not be able to impregnate them... While the woman will move on and find a man who will be able to get her pregnant.

Just don't get yourself involved, the man will soon realize his mistakes.
JackDaAlienz:

It's almost the same as surrogate mother's. I want to try my luck since she looks kinda desperate to get pregnant.
From what I heard the husband is threatening to divorce her if she don't get pregnant this year
I also want to help her out but with a price

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Re: Should I Impregnate Her? (advice Needed) by techWriter3: 8:10am On Feb 03, 2023
Guy, betweens bedtime then wake up

However, Check my profile if you need help with your personal statement, statement of purpose, dissertation, thesis, or assignment.
Re: Should I Impregnate Her? (advice Needed) by 1Sharon(f): 8:11am On Feb 03, 2023
It's 2023, and Nigerian men with their big egos are still blaming women for not conceiving ??

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