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Re: The Earth Is Flat ....not Spherical. by Maynmann: 1:13pm On Jun 30, 2023
budaatum:


That's not a reason to claim parables are poems.

Petrol is used in cars, but not many call the petrol the car.

There’s really no exact word for parable in yoruba language, bud, the closer one is “owe” and owe means proverb, we can say “itan”” but itan means story.

Bud Bud.

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Re: The Earth Is Flat ....not Spherical. by correctguy101(m): 1:39pm On Jun 30, 2023
budaatum:


I haven't yet worked it out. He likes the old testament in it's so called original language which he claims to have read though I don't believe he has just as he appears not to have read a lot of writers he mentions, but his thinking seems to be disconnected and all over the place, so I'm still wondering.


Ah..

Budaatum, who are you talking about?

Likes the old testament? And whatever old original language? Sweet Jesus..

But disconnected and all over the place? You're definitely on point... somewhat.. gringrin

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Re: The Earth Is Flat ....not Spherical. by Maynmann: 1:43pm On Jun 30, 2023
correctguy101:



But disconnected and all over the place? You're definitely on point... somewhat.. gringrin






Yes boy, just like water, just like space, and especially just like Nothing, it’s all over the place.
And you are connected, aren’t you cheesy

When you know yourself, then you will know me.
You are me.
Well, in this play though, I’m your teacher.
Re: The Earth Is Flat ....not Spherical. by correctguy101(m): 1:57pm On Jun 30, 2023
Maynmann:

Yes boy, just like water, just like space, and especially just like Nothing, it’s all over the place.
And you are connected, aren’t you cheesy

When you know yourself, then you will know me.
You are me.
Well, in this play though, I’m your teacher.

My so called teacher that has refused to teach anything... Just leave me alone and stay off my mentions (as a madman wey u be, I doubt I can help that. And as a madman wey I be I doubt you can stop me from liking your nonsense grin)

See I no get power for online battles.

Maynman, just be teacher and I'll be student even if it's all in your mind .... tongue

I lazy too much to dey spend time quarrelling online.

I use Gun beg you, Maynman.

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Re: The Earth Is Flat ....not Spherical. by Maynmann: 2:02pm On Jun 30, 2023
correctguy101:


My so called teacher that has refused to teach anything... Just leave me alone and stay off my mentions (as a madman wey u be, I doubt I can help that. And as a madman wey I be I doubt you can stop me from liking your nonsense grin)

See I no get power for online battles.

Maynman, just be teacher and I'll be student even if it's all in your mind .... tongue

I lazy too much to dey spend time quarrelling online.

I use Gun beg you, Maynman.
Student, you need to understand Nothing first before you learn anything.
You should listen to your advice, werey boy, next time don’t jump on a discussion that is above your understanding ; and i wonder who quoted who first to start this lecture.

In the play you are my student, and you say “mind” as if it’s not the same “mind” as yours grin
Is your 1 different from my 1?
You are me jhur tongue

Laziness is important, it allows to appreciate hardwork.

Next time don’t quote me ignorantly, i use “almighty nothing” beg you. wink correctguy101, the ancestor.

Re: The Earth Is Flat ....not Spherical. by correctguy101(m): 2:24pm On Jun 30, 2023
Maynmann:

Student, you need to understand Nothing first before you learn anything.
You should listen to your advice, werey boy, next time don’t jump on a discussion that is above your understanding ; and i wonder who quoted who first to start this lecture.

In the play you are my student, and you say “mind” as if it’s not the same “mind” as yours grin
Is your 1 different from my 1?
You are me jhur tongue

Laziness is important, it allows to appreciate hardwork.

Next time don’t quote me ignorantly, i use “almighty nothing” beg you. wink correctguy101, the ancestor.

Ok, I surrender on here. Although your face no show and I don't know if your shoe shine... But I surrender my gee.

I no be man wey like too much voicing. ...

You win ...


Happy now? Yeye boy..

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Re: The Earth Is Flat ....not Spherical. by Maynmann: 2:26pm On Jun 30, 2023
correctguy101:


Ok, I surrender on here. Although your face no show and I don't know if your shoe shine... But I surrender my gee.

I no be man wey like too much voicing. ...

You win ...


Happy now? Yeye boy..
Student, you can only surrender to yourself, you will know that if you know yourself.

How can you win in a Play? Bwahahahahah

As long as you are happy, my boy.
Re: The Earth Is Flat ....not Spherical. by budaatum: 5:51pm On Jun 30, 2023
Maynmann:

There’s really no exact word for parable in yoruba language, bud, the closer one is “owe” and owe means proverb, we can say “itan”” but itan means story.

Bud Bud.

Those two are much closer. A combination of itan owe might be closer still.
Re: The Earth Is Flat ....not Spherical. by Maynmann: 5:55pm On Jun 30, 2023
budaatum:


Those two are much closer. A combination of itan owe might be closer still.
That’s why knowing the etymology of words is important, Bud. It saves one from imagining a paradise is more than a garden.

The origin of the word parable is comparison, translate that to yoruba, you get ifiwera.

Re: The Earth Is Flat ....not Spherical. by budaatum: 6:00pm On Jun 30, 2023
Maynmann:

It saves one from imagining a paradise is more than a garden.

I don't imagine a garden that naked people are commanded to tend and not eat its main fruit, is paradise to the naked gardeners, though it likely is paradise to the owners of the garden who placed them naked there.

What do you think, Mayn?
Re: The Earth Is Flat ....not Spherical. by Maynmann: 6:04pm On Jun 30, 2023
That’s because you are imagining “paradise” for more than what it is.

budaatum:


I don't imagine a garden that naked people are commanded to tend and not eat its main fruit, is paradise to the naked gardeners, though it likely is paradise to the owners of the garden who placed them naked there.

What do you think, Mayn?
Yes those were the jealous gods, they didn’t want adam and eve to be like them, they ignorantly thought wisdom is only good for them and it can be hidden.
But even the beautiful sophia has something to say to them.


Who do you think the serpent was, Bud?

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Re: The Earth Is Flat ....not Spherical. by budaatum: 6:32pm On Jun 30, 2023
Maynmann:

Yes those were the jealous gods, they didn’t want adam and eve to be like them, they ignorantly thought wisdom is only good for them and it can be hidden.
But even the beautiful sophia has something to say to them.

Who do you think the serpent was, Bud?

Mayn, don't ask me what I think. Let's first look at the evidence before we let me muddle it with my own ignorant thinking.

In Genesis 3 we read the serpent was "crafty", and serpent questioned, and the serpent taught Eve to question. And Eve's questioning freed her from slavery in the Garden of Eden.

I therefore think that the serpent in Eden brought Light and taught Wisdom, and like is written in Proverbs it does not hide, for Out in the open wisdom calls aloud, she raises her voice in the public square; on top of the wall she cries out, at the city gate she makes her speech: “How long will you who are simple love your simple ways? How long will mockers delight in mockery and fools hate knowledge? Repent at my rebuke! Then I will pour out my thoughts to you, I will make known to you my teachings.

Unfortunately, those who bring wisdom we vilify and label all sorts and crucify and allegory Plato's Cave.

You might want to go help with the thread the below came from. Might be a good start.

budaatum:
A simple question one might think, but what do we mean when we say a person has wisdom and is wise?

What is wisdom?

Re: The Earth Is Flat ....not Spherical. by Maynmann: 6:37pm On Jun 30, 2023
Don’t be hypocritical then, listen to your advice and don’t ask me questions too.
Yes let’s look at the evidence and your ignorance of you and your masters will be laid bare.

We see from the genesis 3, that the serpent only promised eve 3 things and he delivered the 3 things.
The only thing that made eve fall as in kinetic energy was her desire for wisdom.

We also see in genesis 3:7, that after they ate the fruit they also became “crafty”, making things just like elohim made things.
The serpent is sophia, read your own thread and understand it more Bud. You think sey paradise na bliss like typical theist.

budaatum:


Mayn, don't ask me what I think. Let's first look at the evidence before we let me muddle it with my own ignorant thinking.

In Genesis 3 we read the serpent was "crafty", and serpent questioned, and the serpent taught Eve to question.

And Eve's questioning freed her from slavery in the Garden of Eden.

I therefore think that the serpent in Eden brought Light and taught Wisdom, and like is written in Proverbs it does not hide, for Out in the open wisdom calls aloud, she raises her voice in the public square; on top of the wall she cries out, at the city gate she makes her speech: “How long will you who are simple love your simple ways? How long will mockers delight in mockery and fools hate knowledge? Repent at my rebuke! Then I will pour out my thoughts to you, I will make known to you my teachings.

Unfortunately, those who bring wisdom we vilify and label all sorts and crucify and allegory Plato's Cave.

You might want to go help with the thread the below came from. Might be a good start.

Re: The Earth Is Flat ....not Spherical. by EMILO2STAY(m): 6:38pm On Jun 30, 2023
Workch:
grin 😂😂😂
so you got no more proof? can objects moving around a ball remain at the same angle?
Re: The Earth Is Flat ....not Spherical. by budaatum: 7:32pm On Jun 30, 2023
Maynmann:
Don’t be hypocritical then, listen to your advice and don’t ask me questions too.
Why would I listen to any "advice and don’t ask me questions too" when asking questions is the key to understanding knowledge and gaining understanding and wisdom?

Sorry but I don't like ignorance, and so will ask you questions whenever I feel like asking questions so I may know. Blame it on my socratic skills. Their use requires special knowledge.

Maynmann:

The only thing that made eve fall as in kinetic energy was her desire for wisdom.
I like Eve's fall. In the fall of Eve, Eve gained knowledge and wisdom and she opened her ignorant Adam's eyes and freed them both from slavery in the Garden of Eden from where they went on to populate the earth.

That's dope kinetic energy fall.

Maynmann:
We also see in genesis 3:7, that after they ate the fruit they also became “crafty”, making things just like elohim made things.
They became like the Elohim in Genesis 1 who separated the land from the seas and said, "Let there be Light!"?

Maynmann. If buda is put in the Garden of Eden told knowledge fruit don't eat, buda will tell the putter to take itself to the bottom of a river and bash its head against a rock and buda will eat only the knowledge fruit and buda will invite everyone in and say, eat the putter's knowledge fruit, see that you shall surely live.

Reason, is knowledge does not kill. Ignorance kills. And knowledge, and Wisdom I dare add, and craftiness perhaps, are required to go from "Let there be Light!" To "And there was light" while we Nigerians are still wailing Nepa!
Re: The Earth Is Flat ....not Spherical. by budaatum: 7:38pm On Jun 30, 2023
Maynmann:
You think sey paradise na bliss like typical theist.

Actually, being Zen that I am.
http://users.rider.edu/~suler/zenstory/paradise.html

Re: The Earth Is Flat ....not Spherical. by Maynmann: 7:39pm On Jun 30, 2023
budaatum:

Why would I listen to any "advice and don’t ask me questions too" when asking questions is the key to understanding knowledge and gaining understanding and wisdom?

Sorry but I don't like ignorance, and so will ask you questions whenever I feel like asking questions so I may know. Blame it on my socratic skills. Their use requires special knowledge.


I like Eve's fall. In the fall of Eve, Eve gained knowledge and wisdom and she opened her ignorant Adam's eyes and freed them both from slavery in the Garden of Eden from where they went on to populate the earth.

That's dope kinetic energy fall.


They became like the Elohim in Genesis 1 who separated the land from the seas and said, "Let there be Light!"?

Maynmann. If buda is put in the Garden of Eden told knowledge fruit don't eat, buda will tell the putter to take itself to the bottom of a river and bash its head against a rock and buda will eat only the knowledge fruit and buda will invite everyone in and say, eat the putter's knowledge fruit, see that you shall surely live.

Reason, is knowledge does not kill. Ignorance kills. And knowledge, and Wisdom I dare add, and craftiness perhaps, are required to go from "Let there be Light!" To "And there was light" while we Nigerians are still wailing Nepa!
Then you should be ready to he questioned Bud.
I don’t think that’s how socratic method work, for us to achieve anything we need to be supra individuals.

No elohim didn’t separate the land from the sea,they separated water from water through contraction.
Before anything was made, beautiful wisdom was already there.

Bud, buda is already in the garden, buda was like adam before he was breathe into, lifeless.

Knowledge does kill, ask socrates.
Before there was light, wisdom already existed.

Re: The Earth Is Flat ....not Spherical. by Maynmann: 7:42pm On Jun 30, 2023
budaatum:


Actually, being Zen that I am.
http://users.rider.edu/~suler/zenstory/paradise.html
Buddha helping Buddha to lead Buddha out of the garden.
A person that enjoys swimming because it’s swimming is already in Zen.

Re: The Earth Is Flat ....not Spherical. by budaatum: 7:48pm On Jun 30, 2023
Maynmann:

Then you should be ready to he questioned Bud.

Mayn, are you the only one who notices here how I calmly and to the best of my knowledge and ability answer all the questions you ask me, some more than many times since you have the habit of being dissatisfied with my answers?

I don't mind being questioned anytime, mayn.
Re: The Earth Is Flat ....not Spherical. by Maynmann: 7:51pm On Jun 30, 2023
budaatum:


Mayn, are you the only one who notices here how I calmly and to the best of my knowledge and ability answer all the questions you ask me, some more than many times since you have the habit of being dissatisfied with my answers?

I don't mind being questioned anytime, mayn.
No Bud; you cherry pick what to answer me and you have the audacity to demand I answer yours.

“Socratic method” I don’t think you know what that means, just saying whatever to hide your stark ignorance.

This is the best of your knowledge, boring organization deceiving themselves among themselves 😂

Re: The Earth Is Flat ....not Spherical. by budaatum: 7:59pm On Jun 30, 2023
Maynmann:

No Bud; you cherry pick what to answer me and you have the audacity to demand I answer yours.

This is the best of your knowledge, boring organization deceiving themselves among themselves 😂

So, you are not satisfied with my answers and think I cherry pick?

Some will tell you that if the bird learns to fly and not get shot the hunter should improve its shooting skills and abilities. But I guess one could only be as good as one is or tries to be.

Have you noticed its the twentyfirst century, Mayn? If I cherry pick, improve your questioning skills!
Re: The Earth Is Flat ....not Spherical. by Maynmann: 8:02pm On Jun 30, 2023
budaatum:


So, you are not satisfied with my answers and think I cherry pick?

Some will tell you that if the bird learns to fly and not get shot the hunter should improve its shooting skills and abilities. But I guess one could only be as good as one is or tries to be.

Have you noticed its the twentyfirst century, Mayn? If I cherry pick, improve your questioning skills!
That’s what your masters thought you to “answer”, Bud.. regurgitating what they told you.

Some will also tell you, you need to kill to live, the bird and the hunter should keep acting until they get to backstage,oh bliss.


That’s what they said especially Pope Gregory XIII haven’t you noticed, Bud?
They don’t even know what is “now”, so from when did they start counting, Bud?

There is really nothing to question, this is the best of Bud knowledge and that’s low.

Re: The Earth Is Flat ....not Spherical. by chinasaekpere: 8:21pm On Jun 30, 2023
EMILO2STAY:
dont fool yourself. an ant walking around a spherical object will have to face up ,down and side ways at a point. this means different directions ,positions and orientations. meaning the ant will face upwards downwards, and sides ways at a point heck even upside down. this should be our reality on the earth if it was round. take a ball and gum sticks around it on all sides and see if some sticks will not be oriented differently. the saying that everywhere is up on a sphere is nonsense. take the earth for example. have you ever heard of anything like a steep slope?' you walk up and down the slope not up and up.
the fact that we see the moon from opposing sides does not mean that we see them from a curved angel. we can still see the moon same way on a flat surface as long as we stand in different direction. example the chandelier in a big house can be seen from opposing angles even though the percivers are standing on a flat surface. so your example is wrong.



ever heard of perspective? perspective is the reason objects gets smaller as they move away from you and later disappear from sight. this is not because they are really getting smaller but because of the nature of your eye sight that cannot percive object in far away distance.

you lack defence here mr man. seems you dont know your own beliefs. newton said it is a force of attraction ,if it is a force attraction then why would it change? facts dont chang sp you dont know what your talking about.

it is a historical fact.
you are irredeemably stupidddd

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Re: The Earth Is Flat ....not Spherical. by FatherOfJesus: 8:24pm On Jun 30, 2023
In this age and Era, we still have humans who think earth is flat.

There's big problem. Lo and behold, no everyone is capable of grasping simple concepts
Re: The Earth Is Flat ....not Spherical. by budaatum: 8:25pm On Jun 30, 2023
Maynmann:

Knowledge does kill, ask socrates.

I do not agree that knowledge killed Socrates, just thought I'd mention.

Ignorant people killed Socrates just as ignorant people killed Jesus we read of in a book.

https://www.history.com/topics/ancient-greece/socrates

Re: The Earth Is Flat ....not Spherical. by Maynmann: 8:31pm On Jun 30, 2023
budaatum:


I do not agree that knowledge killed Socrates, just thought I'd mention.

Ignorant people killed Socrates just as ignorant people killed Jesus we read of in a book.

https://www.history.com/topics/ancient-greece/socrates
Good for you, socrates was killed because of the knowledge he was impacting.

You need to be wary of the books you read Bud,the iesus chrestus in new testament is a criminal, he was a zealot, you can see his other crime partners that were nailed beside him.

Re: The Earth Is Flat ....not Spherical. by FatherOfJesus: 8:33pm On Jun 30, 2023
These images should be enough to explain how insane flat earth reasoning is.

The first image shows how a satellite or anything or beyond earth's orbit we capture earth curves.

In the second image, as you zoom closer, the curves becomes less prominent.

In the 3rd images, the curve virtually disappears, just like the brains of flat earth believers.

A flat earther believer sees the last image, so he thinks it's the way it is. He doesn't have the mental capacity to comprehend image 1 and 2. He expects to see the curves even as his reference point is from that of image 3.

If you zoom further, it becomes flatter on the Tyre as you approach the surface but the tyre is not flat.

So ridiculous. I hope emilo2stay gets it

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Re: The Earth Is Flat ....not Spherical. by EMILO2STAY(m): 8:36pm On Jun 30, 2023
chinasaekpere:
you are irredeemably stupidddd
useless human beign get lost.
Re: The Earth Is Flat ....not Spherical. by FatherOfJesus: 8:43pm On Jun 30, 2023
This is 4 image showing the surface of the tyre. A microorganism on this surface without a functioning brain like emilo2stay will argue that it's on a flat tyre.
But because I took the image and I have a working brain and I am way above the surface of the tyre, I know the tyre is not flat. But the microorganisms will keep arguing because they are too stuppiddd to see it.

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Re: The Earth Is Flat ....not Spherical. by chinasaekpere: 8:47pm On Jun 30, 2023
FatherOfJesus:
This is 4 image showing the surface of the tyre. A microorganism on this surface without a functioning brain like emilo2stay will argue that it's on a flat tyre.
But because I took the image and I have a working brain and I am way above the surface of the tyre, I know the tyre is not flat. But the microorganisms will keep arguing because they are too stuppiddd to see it.
you think he will get it? Lol

Flatearthers are one of the most illiterate people in the world. There's no amount of water you will pour on a rock that will make it soluble.

A flat earther is thick and it's extremely hard to reach their brain. I only reply them when I want comic relief from few failed individuals who didn't pay attention in school.
Re: The Earth Is Flat ....not Spherical. by chinasaekpere: 8:48pm On Jun 30, 2023
EMILO2STAY:
useless human beign get lost.
Funny, so tell me about flat earth
Re: The Earth Is Flat ....not Spherical. by EMILO2STAY(m): 10:38pm On Jun 30, 2023
chinasaekpere:
Funny, so tell me about flat earth
why should I tell you of your own reality.

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