Put your urine in your eye, it will clear

Originalsly:
Blood clot in your eye .... that's not the same as blood in your eyes. Your eyes can leak blood ... which can be easily and quickly treated by laser. I guess like blood clot on one's finger it will go away with time. If you are soooo concerned about your looks ... wear big shades or go for eye surgery... they can take out that eye ball and replace it with a fake one ... whatever colour you want .

You are a bad boy

Mpcoll001:
Oh!
Go to the hospital mate...

Nice caps.
How do I know my size?

Damn so fokn cool


Get a eye patch so that you can look scaring and a tat too

eagleonearth:


and he will still see after the surgery?

See with the fake eye? ... oh yes ... even better.... and it depends on what grade eye he opted for. The Grade A ones are very expensive but there are options.... like ones that can make you see farrrrr away... ones that can make you see through clothes ... ones that can make you see in the dark ......and quite a few more.
Abeg ... no more questions.

hakym619:

Nice caps.
How do I know my size?

you can ask anyone to help you measure your head size if you don't know the actual size

Antell95:
Good evening Nairaland, i had a domestic accident and the left side of my face was badly bruised, but my main concern is the blood in my left eye, how do i get rid of it asap as its making me look like a cocaine sniffing drug lord? HELP!

I experienced this a week ago but mine wasn't as a result of domestic issue, I woke up with blood in my left eye.
1. Don't panic, if you can still see with the eye, you are safe.
2. Get eye drops, cod liver oil tablet and yeast.

Take yeast in the morning and cod liver oil tablet in the evening. Use your eye drops 3 times a day. It will get better, my eye has cleared. It took it 4 days to clear up.
But if you can't see with the eye, go to the hospital for check up

Originalsly:


See with the fake eye? ... oh yes ... even better.... and it depends on what grade eye he opted for. The Grade A ones are very expensive but there are options.... like ones that can make you see farrrrr away... ones that can make you see through clothes ... ones that can make you see in the dark ......and quite a few more.
Abeg ... no more questions.

olori werey

Antell95:
What caused the blood clot in my eye?

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Had an argument with a girl and she launched a slap then i tried to dodge which saw her hand smashing my left eye. As a very tough guy whose mum warned me never to lay hands on a woman for any reason, i kept my cool.

Now she is here begging me to forgive her

You're a very SIMP-LE man

Oya. I go keep am in mind

Antell95:


I no get money except you patronize me.

see my signature

GodWrites:


The fact is, you shouldn't even be in a situation where a lady will slap you. If you respect yourself well enough no lady will ever try that. People dey look face before they try bullshit. But if it ever happens, serve it back to her in the same manner. She will survive it. If she doesn't, it was self-defence. Don't let anyone walk on you simply because you are afraid you will kill them. What if they kill you?

I don't know how old you are and the level of your experience in life, just be careful how you serve women back. Some men have been there and their experience is not funny

Antell95:


Biko, i have no business with Nigerian politicians.. all i know is that a cocaine snifer's eye is always on RED

You know, I almost believe you . Your line in your thread gave you up. Liar!

Antell95:


RUBBISH! Move on to where?

No one is moving on till the stolen MANDATE IS RETURNED. Get that into your brain

Michaelspresh:
🙄

Orhhh Ette
You wey no get money ?

That was in the past. At the moment, its Hullabaloo, anytime we step out

OvertheTop:


Your Wife is Pounding you like fufu
you are changing the Story.
You better Report the Matter to Human rights before You get Ironed in your Sleep.

Never underestimate women as the weaker sex o. they are not

labake1:



I experienced this a week ago but mine wasn't as a result of domestic issue, I woke up with blood in my left eye.
1. Don't panic, if you can still see with the eye, you are safe.
2. Get eye drops, cod liver oil tablet and yeast.

Take yeast in the morning and cod liver oil tablet in the evening. Use your eye drops 3 times a day. It will get better, my eye has cleared. It took it 4 days to clear up.
But if you can't see with the eye, go to the hospital for check up

maasoap:

You know, I almost believe you . Your line gave in your thread gave you up. Liar!

Caught red handed!

Originalsly:
Blood clot in your eye .... that's not the same as blood in your eyes. Your eyes can leak blood ... which can be easily and quickly treated by laser. I guess like blood clot on one's finger it will go away with time. If you are soooo concerned about your looks ... wear big shades or go for eye surgery... they can take out that eye ball and replace it with a fake one ... whatever colour you want .

It's the "whatever colour you want" for me

Mpcoll001:
you can ask anyone to help you measure your head size if you don't know the actual size

So, what are the prizes ?

Antell95:
Good evening Nairaland, i had a domestic accident and the left side of my face was badly bruised, but my main concern is the blood in my left eye, how do i get rid of it asap as its making me look like a cocaine sniffing drug lord? HELP!

You be Ja rule?

Antell95:


That was in the past. At the moment, its Hullabaloo, anytime we step out

Because you sell diesel...you think you have made it in life?😂

Lots of Pain!!

Antell95:


How do you think i should have reacted?

1- SLAP her back
2- Use belt
3- Both?

PS: Her Dad is a conel

hakym619:



So, what are the prizes ?

a cap cost 5k

Michaelspresh:
Because you sell diesel...you think you have made it in life?😂

Lol. which part of Uyo are you occupying?

Antell95:


You need her contact?

Yes

drimzsmoke:


You're still doing giveaway with the current situation of the country!!!

Lol....why am I just seeing this ?