So according to what I heard, it was actually Chef Dammy's pastor who initiated Dammy into this unreasonable wereyism and colossism called "Cook-a-thon", meant to surpass that of Hilda, the actual brain.

According to reports, the pastor's plan was to use Dammy's Cookathon as a point of contact for a show he aimed at starting. A show that was going to be as big as Big Brother Naija. Dammy's cookathon was supposed to be the publicizer of his selfish scheme.




Unfortunately, Dammy, a 20-something and a supposed undergraduate, was swayed by the tie on his neck, the Bible in his hand, and the tongues he was speaking in to think that it was actually the Lord that sent him to prophesy about her destiny.

Typical Nigerian woman. Always getting swayed by men in suits and supposed "men of God". 

You would think that the height of a Nigerian woman's sense is as tall as Layi Wasabi, until she jams one of these "Touch not my anointed," and you see that sense crawl down to the height of Nasir El-Rufai.


I'm pretty sure if it was Dammy's father that advised her to go on this cookathon, she would have called him out online and tainted his image so badly that her fellow women, especially the chewing gum feminists in Zonkwa, would call him a "deadbeat" father that wants to reap where he didn't sow.


If it was her boyfriend or husband who advised her to go on that cookathon, she would have dragged him online for allegedly wanting to pitch her against another successful woman. And of course, Keyboard Warrior and unpaid or unsolicited advisers would have told her to break up and immediately dump the useless, lazy maggot and stupid gigolo that want to use her for fame.


If it was a random male friend or coursemate, she would have posted it online and tagged several female celebrities to join her in fighting against a foolish male that wants to gang her up against her fellow gender. And of course, people like Nons Marij, Ini Edo, Taooma, Tiwa Savage, and Ayra Starr would have used her story to revive their "women supporting women" tantrum.


But then, since it was from a man in a suit and tie, all Dammy could hear at that point was "Thus saith the Lord of Host," and immediately, she started thinking of where to borrow a gas cylinder and kitchen utensils.


I just cannot understand the relationship between Nigerian women and pastors.

Women and pastors be like 5&6