Dear Nairalanders,

When Tinubu was pronounced president on May 29, 2023, it dawned on me that Obasanjo was the sitting president when I last left Nigeria.

Pure water then was N5

Coke was N15, Solo was N10, Gala N20. Yorghurt N25

No Wizzy nor Davido then, obv. It was Tony Tetuila, Daddy Showkey, Remedies, Baba Frayo, Daddy Fresh etc.

Daddy Showkey’s best song to me, that I still sing up till this moment in my bathroom is Tun le se…Somebody tun le se……….🎶🎶

Chico/Zeb Ejiro.. lol

I still remembered the fightings in the North back then. May the departed souls RIP..

Series on TV then was Baba Ajasco, Super Story, Fuji House of Commotion etc

The main telecoms were MTN, Econet and I think Starlink

All my female crushes wore Apoche textiles at the time. Lol

I would go game shops with my best friend at the time after school to go play FIFA.. N10 per game if there is light.. If that Calabar man back then had to on Generator, he would charge us N15..lol. We would beg him for one more free game session if we ran out money. Most times, he agreed. Lol

I would go Under-bridge in Ikeja back then as a school boy to buy all kinds of DVDs, including Yano….lol Although, those Clifford Orji’s posters used to scare me back then..lol



Since then, never been to Nigeria. Pls don’t ask me why.

So who was the last sitting president when you last left Nigeria?

To those who have always lived in Nigeria, when I come back, will I meet a Nigeria in a better or worse state?

Intresting ... Ps1 PS2 days, polyphonic ringtone on your sagem and Nokia , FUBU baggie jeans

Whatever you do, never come back to this failure of a country.

Its a shitt hole that progressively gets worse and worse in all area of human life.

Nigeria sad East is now a disaster.
You obviously left Nigeria when the ecological fund was being utilized for the purpose of controlling erosion in the Sad East.
Now there is nothing left in the Sad East.
We do not go to work on Mondays.
Nnamadi the saviour of the Igbos is incarcerated.
Igbos reign supreme in the landlocked tiny dot of a circle.
Nigerians now call the Igbos 5 percenters with no electoral value.
Our Obi manhood is also missing and we are currently at the tribunal to get the stolen manhood back.