Hello guys , would make this brief ,
A friend of mine who i just met moved to the same state I am 2 months back , a single guy , moved to an apartment that got cute girls in that compound , I took him there for inspection so we noticed at the first instant .

A week after he moved in , he told me he got into a conversation with one of the female neighbor who asked him if he moved alone or will b staying with his girl friend (for what ever reason she asked ) he said nope , he is Gay and I will be staying alone as a joke .

This girl took that statement serious and went to tell the other neighbors that my friend is gay , sincerely speaking he noticed they all started coming around him , come to his apartment at will , he never knew that joke has gone round , and never remembered to clear the air .

Fast forward to 3 months , he became so close to the girls that when ever he comes to their rooms , to chill and just once in a while , they tend to change and get naked in front of him , sometimes he shy away and take his eyes off any of them when they decide to change .

Mind you this my friends likes women ehn , but he was just shocked to see how things turned out easy foe him but scared to make moved because it came as a shock to him .
It rained days back heavily and he was stocked In one of the neighbors rooms but couldn't go to his due to the heavy downpour , she told him he can sleep in her place and she needs to cuddle , thinking since he was gay , nothing will happen , as they were in the blanket , he started sucking her b**B's and before u knew it he is already at work , I mean full banging , she couldn't believe her eyes .

After the whole tying , she asked him how come ? She thought he was gay ,he was shocked and asked how how , he needs explanation until she Told him what she heard , and he laughed , she didn't find it funny that she asked him to leave the room that she was just about to get married in some months ahead and felt the whole thing got to her .

My guy bounce to his room with a smile ( so he said ) over to a month he has slept with all of them , without any one them coming out to tell the other he isn't gay , foe some reasons they kept it a secret , that when ever he is going to Any of their rooms he goes with 2 condoms just incase road is clear .

How I got to know is this , went to visit him as soon as I called him I was close to the gate for him to come out to open it, he starts to walk like a girl , At first I thought he was only joking and it continues until he got to his apartment , when I told him why is he been stupid to walk like a gay , that's when he opened up to me about the whole drama , that remain 2 other girls he needs to chop before he starts to walk normal .

I had to tell him to stop even while I was busy laughing at the whole story , he even asked me if I could behave like a gay so they will flock around me , that girls like been around gay guys alot , that I will see things for free and fire for free , thats when I walked out laughing , I thought I should share this here at some point it wasn't worth the stress to fake been what you are not .

You have won it all. You cracked my ribs this night... Una funny swear down. Make him continue the chopping

I was tempted to try this also in my compound when he told me , but they know I have a girl friend and a serious one for that matter so I wouldn't try it , so it may not work out , it sound funny and stupid when I think about it deep down lol

When una knack mammywater, una eyes go clear.

Westerhoffe:
When una knack mammywater, una eyes go clear.

I have warned him on that

jacobjamie:
I have warned him on that

Hope he hears though…

Westerhoffe:


Hope he hears though…

well from the last time I saw him , he has gotten worse , taking the whole thing to the street girls now .

jacobjamie:
well from the last time I saw him , he has gotten worse , taking the whole thing to the street girls now .

It is finished.

jacobjamie:
well from the last time I saw him , he has gotten worse , taking the whole thing to the street girls now .

He went on rampage! 😅 #WTF did I just read😂

JOGICE:


He went on rampage! 😅 #WTF did I just read😂

don’t mind him