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|Money Can't Buy Happiness?? by MechanicMike: 8:24am On Jun 23|
Well I payed 300k last nite & had the best 3some of my life .....and for the first time am in love wit two women at the same time....LIFE IS GOOOOD!!!!
...Spending on women women will make Yor dream commmtru!!!!! (((THANK ME LATER))
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|Re: Money Can't Buy Happiness?? by donbachi(m): 8:29am On Jun 23|
|Re: Money Can't Buy Happiness?? by Cassandraloius: 8:30am On Jun 23|
Having 3some is not enjoyment, imagine doing it every day for complete 365 days, shey na 300k, which is easy for you ba? spend your money wisely.
|Re: Money Can't Buy Happiness?? by verybadmouth(m): 8:31am On Jun 23|
Since you're destined to be having 3some in life, continue ooo. STD will refresh your thinking
|Re: Money Can't Buy Happiness?? by EMMARNUEL: 8:44am On Jun 23|
Anybody that says money doesn't buy/guarantee happiness is a big bloody fvcking stupid FOOL...
|Re: Money Can't Buy Happiness?? by MechanicMike: 9:18am On Jun 23|
STD how?...so a Muslim man wit 3 wife has STD?.....corrrrect?
...brother common sense is not commnon...so pls buy common sense sir!!!(no oofense)
|Re: Money Can't Buy Happiness?? by neonly: 9:19am On Jun 23|
Who tell you dat I sure you not have d expirence dat why you dey talk dis
But at last is not worth it but that experience na life time
|Re: Money Can't Buy Happiness?? by helinues: 9:28am On Jun 23|
Money can't buy all the happiness but can buy most of the happiness.
The best is not to allow money( account balance) to determine our happiness
|Re: Money Can't Buy Happiness?? by MechanicMike: 9:43am On Jun 23|
Brother...300k I payed last nite got me the best time of my life..am in love
..so wot u talking about Billy??(no oofense)
|Re: Money Can't Buy Happiness?? by okerekingsley90: 9:47am On Jun 23|
|Re: Money Can't Buy Happiness?? by helinues: 9:48am On Jun 23|
I just returned from moon 2 days ago from my planetary journey. We had fun like mad
Guess how much I spent? Zero Kobo cos it all happened in my dreams.
I guess that makes 2 of us.
|Re: Money Can't Buy Happiness?? by MechanicMike: 9:52am On Jun 23|
Really? I spend 300k last nite on two beautiful women & am jobless?....ok..Thank u okro!!
|Re: Money Can't Buy Happiness?? by verybadmouth(m): 11:52am On Jun 23|
MechanicMike:Lol. Common sense, three wives, three prostitutes. Lol. Common sense. Your common sense is very common
|Re: Money Can't Buy Happiness?? by Meerahbel: 12:35pm On Jun 23|
I was invited by someone who has a monthly salary of 50,000 to come and spend 31st evening with her and her friends.
When the time came to leave, my friends conveniently had other plans to attend to.
I had to go. I promised.
She lived in a slum near a dirty, fungus filled lake, overlooking a bridge that ferried passengers to and from my area.
The slum was fascinating to look at.
Muddy roads leading to a narrow, dark passage which led to a makeshift club house where there was a party.
Broken houses, with tin foiled roofs, overcrowded with barely enough space for the families who lived there.
With bated breath, I made my way to the club house.
There were about 40-50 people there. It was 10 30 pm, and the party had already begun.
Bottles of Blenders Pride, Old Monk, Desi Alcohol, you name it, it was there.
There was a borrowed speaker that had cracks in its body, due to years and years of use.
It blasted songs of Nigeria music, and the occasional Enrique Iglesias song.
I met Diana, the lady who'd invited me. The happiness on her face when she saw me, made all my anxiety fade away.
She paraded me around, and showed me off to anyone she could find.
Her friends. Her son. Her best friend. Her father. Her mother. A local politician. A local don. Everyone. She introduced me to her world.
I was offered a seat to sit in, and a glass of vodka was poured for me.
Every two seconds someone checked in to see if I was okay.
Chicken was cooked, and everyone just dipped their hands in the bowl and picked a piece. I was offered the leg piece.
The entire time I was there, my glass was never empty. Not for a second.
Smiles adorned their faces, and with time, it was on mine.
Their world was mine, a stranger.
Their food, and booze, and the music, and everything else they had, was mine to share.
Little children lit rockets from their own bare hands, with a desi-mixed version of songs blasting from the speakers.
With time, there were seven pegs of rum and whisky inside me.
I'd heard stories of brother/sisterhood, evil, misery, poverty from those around me.
The whole party was thrown by contributing a meagre amount of 1000 from all who attended.
I wasn't asked to pay. I was their guest. Their friend's friend. That's all they needed to grace me with love, empathy and care.
When it was twelve, and the sky lit up with the world celebrating the end of yet another year, I stood hand in hand with Diana.
I was moved to tears.
Hand in hand. Counting the seconds. 5…4….3….2….1….Happy New Year.
I felt whole. I felt safe. I was one with the happiness around me. I was one of them.
As the old rusty speakers announced the dawn of another year, everyone hugged everyone.
I drank another peg, and Diana's best friend dropped me home with the promise to meet again.
I remember this so vividly because it taught me something very important.
It doesn't matter how much money you have. How big of a house you have. How many cars you have.
Where you live. How many TV's you have in your beautiful little palace. How many shoes you have. What you do.
If you don't have people to share it with, you have nothing.
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|Re: Money Can't Buy Happiness?? by Nobody: 8:57pm On Jun 23|
You no suffer for the money aswear
|Re: Money Can't Buy Happiness?? by Sheistoopretty(f): 8:59pm On Jun 23|
Money can by my happiness ooo Have it first before spewing dis rubbish u are doing here
|Re: Money Can't Buy Happiness?? by MechanicMike: 9:49pm On Jun 23|
|Re: Money Can't Buy Happiness?? by MechanicMike: 9:54pm On Jun 23|
Good news for u is I have moiney
|Re: Money Can't Buy Happiness?? by MechanicMike: 9:57pm On Jun 23|
|Re: Money Can't Buy Happiness?? by Cassandraloius: 8:56am On Jun 24|
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