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Re: Funny Prayer Request(s) You've Ever Heard by Myer(m): 11:04pm On Jul 23, 2023
donbenie:
Prayers..
The wishful thinking of delusional minds..
Featuring a god that does nothing..
Takes no blame when nothing is achieved..
But gets all the glory when something is done..✍🏾

God is God whether you choose to acknowledge Him or not.
He is not to blame for evil because He is Good.
Evil is simply the absence of Good.
Darkness is simply the absence of Light.
Since the time of Adam, when evil happens it's because man chose to disobey God. And every soul that sins (disobeys God) dies.

Deut.32.39 - "Now see that I, even I, am He, And there is no God besides Me; I kill and I make alive; I wound and I heal; Nor is there any who can deliver from My hand.

When anyone sins, God can either choose to forgive or destroy the person. His Choice.
And this is why we pray, so that though we deserve to die, He should remember the blood sacrifice of His only begotten Son, Jesus Christ and have Mercy on us.

This will make little or no sense to you now.
But if you truly seek answers with a sincere heart, He will call you out of darkness and into His everlasting Light.

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Re: Funny Prayer Request(s) You've Ever Heard by DaRuud(m): 7:22am On Jul 24, 2023
" THIS ADMINISTRATION WILL FAVOUR MY FAMILY IN JESUS NAME "
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Olaolex:
As the topic implies, there are some prayer requests that sound strange and funny. Though the requests sometimes are bibilical but some extremist twist it to their satisfaction that you would be wondering what type of prayer is this that sounds more like a curse.
One of the popular ones is, Lord, don't give my helper rest of mind until he/she helps me. Some people usually quote Samuel 16:11. This is where Samuel said nobody will sit down till David comes. Some people now think that since Samuel could not sit down till the arrival of David, their helpers too must not have rest of mind unless they have helped them.

What are the funny prayer request(s) you've ever heard that left your mouth ajar?
Happy Sunday
Re: Funny Prayer Request(s) You've Ever Heard by Babastrong(m): 8:56am On Jul 24, 2023
If your success is in prison, may God take you there.

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