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Noah's Flood Is The Most Ridiculous And Laughable Story In History. by Workch: 9:57pm On Jul 30, 2023
River bank Zoo, in Columbia SC is home to 3000 different animals and 249 employees.
Noah's ark housed, 2.2million insects, 22,000 birds, 22,000 reptiles and 12,000 mammals for 1 year. 8 People took care of all these animals for 1 year.

Have you ever tried to run a poultry that has 1000 birds?
Don't you have a working brain to think?
Re: Noah's Flood Is The Most Ridiculous And Laughable Story In History. by Buharidgeneral: 9:59pm On Jul 30, 2023
I think it's spiritual power
Re: Noah's Flood Is The Most Ridiculous And Laughable Story In History. by Workch: 10:00pm On Jul 30, 2023
Buharidgeneral:
I think it's spiritual power
lol, rubbish.

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Re: Noah's Flood Is The Most Ridiculous And Laughable Story In History. by Felimax(m): 10:07pm On Jul 30, 2023
Keep laughing!
Re: Noah's Flood Is The Most Ridiculous And Laughable Story In History. by lordm(m): 10:28pm On Jul 30, 2023
Dude, take it easy
Re: Noah's Flood Is The Most Ridiculous And Laughable Story In History. by Treasure17(m): 10:28pm On Jul 30, 2023
The problem with you guys is that most often you try to rationalize God's doings. Some things are just beyond human comprehension.

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Re: Noah's Flood Is The Most Ridiculous And Laughable Story In History. by Nobody: 10:41pm On Jul 30, 2023
The funniest and most laughable part is when archeologists (not necessarily Christians) found the fossilized remains of the Noah's Ark with the biblical dimensions... The News never got to the Headlines 😂

Keep laughing. Your system of beliefs is funnier.
And I still remember you, so no need replying. We needn't argue.

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Re: Noah's Flood Is The Most Ridiculous And Laughable Story In History. by Busybrain2233: 11:26pm On Jul 30, 2023
One interesting thing to note is that most of these animals, insects or species have different variants that make different-sized gametes (eggs and sperm).

It's just like saying most of the animals, insects or species have male and female sexes or more.

This means that for each animal, insect or specie, Noah had to bring different variants that make different-sized gametes (eggs and sperm).

What this means is that he would have kept about times2 of every(land animals, insects, birds and others) or more in the ark.

So the above generates most of the questions I'm about to ask.
1.) Does it mean that Noah Captured all the terrestrial animals known to us today in other to continue their existence after the great flood?

2.) If he did captured these terrestrial animals, how where they able to survive in the ark without killing each other?

3.) After all the struggles Noah passed true all because YAWH wanted to eliminate sinners and wickedness from the world, yet sin and wickedness never left.
a.) If YAWH is Omniscient and Omnipotent, why didn't he/she/it realize that destroying the world with flood isn't the Ultimate solution to eliminate wickedness and sin?

b.) Did YAWH permitted incest just after he/she/it cleaned the world of sin and wickedness through the flood
Re: Noah's Flood Is The Most Ridiculous And Laughable Story In History. by Nobody: 12:00am On Jul 31, 2023
Busybrain2233:
One interesting thing to note is that most of these animals, insects or species have different variants that make different-sized gametes (eggs and sperm).

It's just like saying most of the animals, insects or species have male and female sexes or more.

This means that for each animal, insect or specie, Noah had to bring different variants that make different-sized gametes (eggs and sperm).

What this means is that he would have kept about 2x(land animals, insects, birds and others) or more in the ark.

So the above generates most of the questions I'm about to ask.
1.) Does it mean that Noah Captured all the terrestrial animals known to us today in other to continue their existence after the great flood?

2.) If he did captured these terrestrial animals, how where they able to survive in the ark without killing each other?

3.) After all the struggles Noah passed true all because YAWH wanted to eliminate sinners and wickedness from the world, yet sin and wickedness never left.
a.) If YAWH is Omniscient and Omnipotent, why didn't he/she/it realize that destroying the world with flood isn't the Ultimate solution to eliminate wickedness and sins?

b.) Did YAWH permitted incest just after he/she/it cleaned the world of sin and wickedness through the flood

I'm not here to answer most of your questions but I think most 'species' of the same animal that you're seeing today were artificially created (just take a specie, for instance Greyhound dogs and you can easily browse and find the origin of that specie).
So most probably, the ark only contained one male and one female of each animal.
Then the issue of incest, Noah's family were all married and the next series of marriages happened between cousins not siblings... That's not incest and was very common in the Bible times.
Also, it's hard to visualize how the earth was before the flood... God's plan was to wipe out those particular evil people since they were evil, not to wipe out sun itself and it worked.
Re: Noah's Flood Is The Most Ridiculous And Laughable Story In History. by Busybrain2233: 12:15am On Jul 31, 2023
Checkout the Wikipedia definition of incest below.

At the emboldened so you mean those particular kind of evil people do not exist on earth again ever since YAWH wiped them out?

How did it work exactly

preciousee17:


I'm not here to answer most of your questions but I think most 'species' of the same animal that you're seeing today were artificially created (just take a specie, for instance Greyhound dogs and you can easily browse and find the origin of that specie).
So most probably, the ark only contained one male and one female of each animal.
Then the issue of incest, Noah's family were all married and the next series of marriages happened between cousins not siblings... That's not incest and was very common in the Bible times.
Also, it's hard to visualize how the earth was before the flood... God's plan was to wipe out those particular evil people since they were evil, not to wipe out sun itself and it worked.

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Re: Noah's Flood Is The Most Ridiculous And Laughable Story In History. by Nobody: 12:30am On Jul 31, 2023
Busybrain2233:
Checkout the Wikipedia definition of incest below.

At the emboldened so you mean those particular kind of evil people do not exist on earth again ever since YAWH wiped them out?

How did it work exactly


Don't worry about the incest... According to your definition, so many people in the Bible have committed incest so let's not dwell on that.

The kind of people we should try to visualize (according to the Bible) are those set of people that were referred to as Nephilims...
Imagine a crossbreed of humans with different horrible characteristics and so on...
Then imagine the kind of evil people were capable of... Devils living physically with men — physically.
I'm not saying you should believe, I'm just saying you should try to paint that sort of picture in your mind. It's hard to really understand it.
Re: Noah's Flood Is The Most Ridiculous And Laughable Story In History. by Maynman: 12:51am On Jul 31, 2023
Workch:
River bank Zoo, in Columbia SC is home to 3000 different animals and 249 employees.
Noah's ark housed, 2.2million insects, 22,000 birds, 22,000 reptiles and 12,000 mammals for 1 year. 8 People took care of all these animals for 1 year.

Have you ever tried to run a poultry that has 1000 birds?
Don't you have a working brain to think?
It is a Myth.

Re: Noah's Flood Is The Most Ridiculous And Laughable Story In History. by Busybrain2233: 1:06am On Jul 31, 2023
Bro, I don't have a definition of my own. It was Wiki's Definition.

So do you mean that it was only The Nephilims that were wicked?

If so why did he destroy both the Nephilims and the Non-Nephilims plus other terrestrial animals

preciousee17:


Don't worry about the incest... According to your definition, so many people in the Bible have committed incest so let's not dwell on that.

The kind of people we should try to visualize (according to the Bible) are those set of people that were referred to as Nephilims...
Imagine a crossbreed of humans with different horrible characteristics and so on...
Then imagine the kind of evil people were capable of... Devils living physically with men — physically.
I'm not saying you should believe, I'm just saying you should try to paint that sort of picture in your mind. It's hard to really understand it.

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Re: Noah's Flood Is The Most Ridiculous And Laughable Story In History. by Nobody: 1:12am On Jul 31, 2023
Busybrain2233:
Bro, I don't have a definition of my own. It was Wiki's Definition.

So do you mean that it was only The Nephilims that were wicked?

If so why did he destroy both the Nephilims and the Non-Nephilims plus other terrestrial animals


Oga read my reply well...
After the Nephilims I've said other things
Re: Noah's Flood Is The Most Ridiculous And Laughable Story In History. by Busybrain2233: 1:38am On Jul 31, 2023
The kind of evil people do then, have those kind of evil stop existing after the destruction of the world with flood?

Devils living physically with men, did the bible say this?

Assuming it happened, who even allowed the Devils to dwell physically with men

preciousee17:

Then imagine the kind of evil people were capable of... Devils living physically with men — physically.
I'm not saying you should believe, I'm just saying you should try to paint that sort of picture in your mind. It's hard to really understand it.

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Re: Noah's Flood Is The Most Ridiculous And Laughable Story In History. by Workch: 5:51am On Jul 31, 2023
preciousee17:
The funniest and most laughable part is when archeologists (not necessarily Christians) found the fossilized remains of the Noah's Ark with the biblical dimensions... The News never got to the Headlines 😂

Keep laughing. Your system of beliefs is funnier.
And I still remember you, so no need replying. We needn't argue.
they didn't find anything. You Christians are making it up.
Re: Noah's Flood Is The Most Ridiculous And Laughable Story In History. by Workch: 5:55am On Jul 31, 2023
preciousee17:


I'm not here to answer most of your questions but I think most 'species' of the same animal that you're seeing today were artificially created (just take a specie, for instance Greyhound dogs and you can easily browse and find the origin of that specie).
most species were not artificially created.
So most probably, the ark only contained one male and one female of each animal.
Then the issue of incest, Noah's family were all married and the next series of marriages happened between cousins not siblings... That's not incest and was very common in the Bible times.
Also, it's hard to visualize how the earth was before the flood... God's plan was to wipe out those particular evil people since they were evil, not to wipe out sun itself and it worked.
incest within the animals also would have crippled everything. It's basic biology and you people are acting like you didn't do biology.

Its not hard to visualize the way earth was before the flood, it was only 4,000 years ago.
Re: Noah's Flood Is The Most Ridiculous And Laughable Story In History. by Workch: 5:58am On Jul 31, 2023
Treasure17:
The problem with you guys is that most often you try to rationalize God's doings. Some things are just beyond human comprehension.
the problem with you is thsy you don't have a brain.
If the bible says 2+2 is 5, you will believe it
Re: Noah's Flood Is The Most Ridiculous And Laughable Story In History. by Corebelieversfo: 6:55am On Jul 31, 2023
Every major culture in the world recorded a flood. It's silly discarding those tales without evidence. Are we to believe you instead?
Re: Noah's Flood Is The Most Ridiculous And Laughable Story In History. by Workch: 6:57am On Jul 31, 2023
Corebelieversfo:
Every major culture in the world recorded a flood. It's silly discarding those tales without evidence. Are we to believe you instead?
There are evidence that no global flood happened 4000 years ago.
There are evidence that kangaroos never crossed the Australian continental shelf to join any ark in middleeast.

You people are so dumb that if the bible says 2+2 is 5, you will believe it
Re: Noah's Flood Is The Most Ridiculous And Laughable Story In History. by Corebelieversfo: 7:22am On Jul 31, 2023
Workch:
There are evidence that no global flood happened 4000 years ago.
There are evidence that kangaroos never crossed the Australian continental shelf to join any ark in middleeast.

You people are so dumb that if the bible says 2+2 is 5, you will believe it
Fallacy of appeal to ignorance occurs when you argue that your conclusion must be true, because there is no evidence against it. This fallacy wrongly shifts the burden of proof away from the one making the claim.
I never even mentioned the bible but here you are quoting some other different stuff.
Attend to your ignorance with the pictures below with link attached.
https://arkencounter.com/flood/myths/

Re: Noah's Flood Is The Most Ridiculous And Laughable Story In History. by Workch: 7:41am On Jul 31, 2023
Corebelieversfo:

Fallacy of appeal to ignorance occurs when you argue that your conclusion must be true, because there is no evidence against it. This fallacy wrongly shifts the burden of proof away from the one making the claim.
I never even mentioned the bible but here you are quoting some other different stuff.
Attend to your ignorance with the pictures below with link attached.
https://arkencounter.com/flood/myths/
There's no fallacy of appealing to ignorance. There was no global flood that happened at once. Although floods happens in different places over the globe.
No evidence of a single global flood 4000 years ago, as matter of fact, evidence suggest otherwise.

If it happened, we will see the evidence that it did via fossil records showing mass extinction and geological eroisons to prove it but the evidence says that a global flood did not occur 4000 years ago. Even if it did, it still doesn't prove that 8 people ran a zoo containing millions of animals for a year.
Re: Noah's Flood Is The Most Ridiculous And Laughable Story In History. by Maynman: 3:31pm On Jul 31, 2023
Workch:
River bank Zoo, in Columbia SC is home to 3000 different animals and 249 employees.
Noah's ark housed, 2.2million insects, 22,000 birds, 22,000 reptiles and 12,000 mammals for 1 year. 8 People took care of all these animals for 1 year.

Have you ever tried to run a poultry that has 1000 birds?
Don't you have a working brain to think?
What can’t a omnipotent god do?
Re: Noah's Flood Is The Most Ridiculous And Laughable Story In History. by Maynman: 3:32pm On Jul 31, 2023
Workch:
If it happened, we will see the evidence that it did via fossil records showing mass extinction and geological eroisons to prove it but the evidence says that a global flood did not occur 4000 years ago. Even if it did, it still doesn't prove that 8 people ran a zoo containing millions of animals for a year.
The deity could have cleared the evidence, and “Absence of Evidence does not mean Evidence of Absence”.
Re: Noah's Flood Is The Most Ridiculous And Laughable Story In History. by MaxInDHouse(m): 3:45pm On Jul 31, 2023
What about EVOLUTION? cheesy

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