Any degree on anything that isn't science

omonighoblessing:
Junior waec

No certificate is useless unless you do not know how to apply the knowledge acquired that brought that certificate.
At that, it's not the certificate that is useless, rather, it u that fail to use the knowledge.

I read someone mentioning Junior WAEC. If that cert is useless to u, then ur SSCE is also useless. Ur Junior WAEC shool let u know how u are faring in high school junior level will will be a pointer to u weda u are doing well or not. Letting u knw where u should improve on before it gets too late.

Kolenda:

Well I don't want to believe it will be a waste. I believe it will be an added advantage.
I've already written the exams anyway

It's good and I don't plan to dash ur hope.
I did mine about 10yrs ago
All the job interviews I went to and mention it, dey either gv a dead ear or tell me plain dats it's nothing atleast I had abt 4 diff experience.

essentialone:
What is the most useless certificate you have ever gotten?

Aviation Training School Certificate. Got the certificate after studying Cargo Handling Management. It has been useless for years as no clearing and forwarding company I ready to employ me

squash47:
😂😂 that time I come dey proud of myself for a wise investment. Cos that was when SARS was hot. But as I grew older I realized, I have been scammed 😌 my N500 has been exchanged with a piece of paper with no reasonable details printed on it.

squash47:
😂😂 that certificate will never be useful. I had it in 2016 when I was in 100 level, one lawyer and his crew posing as human rights activists, used it to inspire self confidence in us. Telling us to present it anytime police arrests or harrases us. 😂
Now, u be the judge, will the certificate ever be useful?

Servicom,dat one na correct office na.Na wetin Dem take run us street back then in EBSU 2008.

squash47:
😂😂 that time I come dey proud of myself for a wise investment. Cos that was when SARS was hot. But as I grew older I realized, I have been scammed 😌 my N500 has been exchanged with a piece of paper with no reasonable details printed on it.

All these guys will not kill me.

rottable:
During my service year, I received an NCCF certificate, still not sure what to do with the certificate because I don't intend to be a Pastor.

Same here my brother maybe someone can use it to apply for a job in a church 😆😂

squash47:
😂😂 that certificate will never be useful. I had it in 2016 when I was in 100 level, one lawyer and his crew posing as human rights activists, used it to inspire self confidence in us. Telling us to present it anytime police arrests or harrases us. 😂
Now, u be the judge, will the certificate ever be useful?

Present human rights certificate to Nigerian police? Lol

flexyrule:
All those HSE certificates you get during NYSC..

if it is not NEBOSH.

Forget it!

My 10k entered bush on useless Safety course during NYSC.

Dog eat dog world.

Kajaard:


Present human rights certificate to Nigerian police? Lol

Dem use una head find daily bread. This cracks me up: Telling us to present it anytime police arrests or harrases us

omonighoblessing:
Junior waec

Nigeria Federal Government Empowerment Scheme Certificates

I participated in the Lagos marathon after juggling and running from onikan stadium thru gbagada expressway 3rd mainland bridge to eko Atlantic,I was given a certificate of patronizing
I am still wondering what can I do with it

My SSCE....I had seven F9, one E8 and one credit in Yoruba!!!

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BSc. Economics....them damn theories are always based on every other thing being equal which is what they use to cover their guess work.

I have delved into something more realistic now which is IT( Identity and Access Management). I really wish I studied Computer Science....would have been a developer.

omonighoblessing:
Junior waec

Junior WAEC is not useless bro! If you are planning to study science in Senior secondary and you failed Mathematics, Integrated science in Junior WAEC, you won't be placed in science class. Same with other classes. Someone who failed business study cannot be placed in commercial class and so cannot fulfill the dream of becoming an accountant.

squash47:
😂😂 that time I come dey proud of myself for a wise investment. Cos that was when SARS was hot. But as I grew older I realized, I have been scammed 😌 my N500 has been exchanged with a piece of paper with no reasonable details printed on it.

All I can say is

Hoorlar:



I am yet to get a job with my BSc but my waec result is currently paying my bills What an irony

How if I may ask?

Oyindamolah:
NIM
Our MBBS is just the primary qualification required...to move up the ladder there you need to enroll in many of their own certified programs.
And bear in mind that MBBS took 6-8yrs of someone life to obtain.

Allisgud:

I participated in the Lagos marathon after juggling and running from onikan stadium thru gbagada expressway 3rd mainland bridge to eko Atlantic,I was given a certificate of patronizing
I am still wondering what can I do with it

essentialone:
What is the most useless certificate you have ever gotten?

WATER BAPTISM Certificate

ROV Pilot Certificate

Green mavro certificate

essentialone:
What is the most useless certificate you have ever gotten?

Inter house sport participation cert

INEC CERTIFICATE OF RETURN

squash47:
😂😂 that certificate will never be useful. I had it in 2016 when I was in 100 level, one lawyer and his crew posing as human rights activists, used it to inspire self confidence in us. Telling us to present it anytime police arrests or harrases us. 😂
Now, u be the judge, will the certificate ever be useful?

Laugh go catch the policeman wey you present am sef..

essentialone:
Mine is Junior WAEC

This is PhD where Buhari and Tinibu de..

Most politicians don't have even nursery School results..

my B.sc certificate

The certificate some so called empowerment organization people give after white washing 100 Level students.

Geology is the worse of them all