Breaking News: No Drugs Found In Baba Suwe (hmm, I Smell Corruption Here)

TVC: TV Continental news just confirmed Baba Suwe had no traces of cocaine in his stool. The question now is, what happened to the cocaine earlier confirmed by the NDLEA?

The likes of Tinubu, Sati Ramon are at work again? Nigeria, lawless and corrupt nation where one can get away with murder if you are loaded.

What happened to the rule of law?

OBVIOUSLY!! Someone got him out of this! but we all know the truth.

Its a part of the movie script. Baba suwe was only acting.

money money money

@poster
its not corruption you r smelling its the poo that the man excreted.
were you there to know they were bribed? if you watch the uk customs in action on tv they do make mistakes as well but the difference between them and the stupid twits called ndlea is that the uk custom will never accuse you of smuggling drugs until they find the drugs,test it analyse it

Mu he he he he he

Ndi Yoruba di kwa "ogbonge" egwu o!



Asiwaju to the rescue of one of his "grand-pa" mules!

Nigeriaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!

ABRACADABRA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Both shyyyyyte and drug don disapppppia!!!

LWKMD Eeeeeeeeeeeh!!!!!

BootyOnMe:

Mu he he he he he

Ndi Yoruba di kwa "ogbonge" egwu o!



Asiwaju to the rescue of one of his "grand-pa" mules!

Nigeriaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!

ABRACADABRA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[b]Both shyyyyyte [/b]and drug don disapppppia!!!

LWKMD Eeeeeeeeeeeh!!!!!

don't worry the shyyyte is still available for you if you need it for anything,ndlea will even help you package it neatly for you to collect

BootyOnMe:

Mu he he he he he

Ndi Yoruba di kwa "ogbonge" egwu o!



Asiwaju to the rescue of one of his "grand-pa" mules!

Nigeriaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!

ABRACADABRA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Both shyyyyyte and drug don disapppppia!!!

LWKMD Eeeeeeeeeeeh!!!!!

if a whole ship at the docks can vanish into thin air, then what is small sh1.t & cocaine.

Like what Lucabrasi said earlier on investigate and confirm first before going to the press but the reverse is the case here in Nigeria.Nobody paid anyone money to waive it because we were not there when he excreted moreover it might be set up.Most times all these press men and women look for the slightes opportunity to sell their paper.Can you imagine baba suwe case was on the front page of vanguard newspaper and now the story has changed over night.

lucabrasi:

don't worry the shyyyte is still available for you if you need it for anything,ndlea will even help you package it neatly for you to collect

Shit packaging lol

@OP, I think the story is rumour

Tinubu don pull another miracle.


All hail the all powerful Asiwaju.

Damn!

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-782019.0.html#msg9342295


Whoever doesn't know Sati Ramon is definitely not conversant with happenings in Nigeria's social establishment. In Lagos Island and beyond, Sati who is also fondly referred to as “Olowo Fuja” or “Ibu owo” is a top rated socialite and philanthropist. Not a few people have been at the receiving end of his benevolence in the movie, music and other industries. For a very long time, he was the most mentioned celebrity in the Yoruba genre of Nigeria's movie industry. Everyone simply wants to be associated with him. Street Journal's investigations have revealed that the famous Nigerian celebrity will be out of a London jail on the 12th December, 2010. He is currently being remanded at Her Majesty's Prison, Doncaster. Contrary to reports from most celebrity journals in Nigeria that Salawe was apprehended for being in possession of cocaine, Street Journal gathered that as at the time he was arrested, nothing incriminating was found on him. Street Journal however gathered that a certain baron was busted by the British authorities and one of the parcels taken from the baron's house yielded Salawe's fingerprints when forensic checks were conducted. Street Journal also gathered that what put Salawe in trouble with the law was that when the constabulary got to his Galt Hill residence, said to be a great testimony of opulence, Salawe was found to have well over four hundred and fifty pairs of expensive shoes for his personal use. Sources also disclosed to Street Journal that the clothes the police saw in his different wardrobes were more than what could be found in Harrods store at any given time and when he was asked what the source of his stupendous wealth was, Ramon reportedly replied that he earns his living as a contractor in Lagos. He was subsequently dragged before Judge Hartley and his term ends on 12th December, 2010. Though many are expecting that Satti would be repatriated to Nigeria after his term but Street Journal has gathered that that might not happen. Those who feel he might be sent back to Nigeria are hinging their belief on the rumour that Salawe's status in England is that of an illegal immigrant. Investigations have however revealed that the Lagos Island born celebrity is not only staying in South East London legally, his wife works with the British Immigration Department. Street Journal also gathered that after his travails, Salawe will storm the Nigerian social scene. Salawe is known to be close to the likes of Fuji star, K-1 de Ultimate and members of the political class like the Governor of Oyo State, Otunba Alao-Akala and sources have revealed that a grand reception is already being planned to welcome him from Her Majesty's prison

Now I think juju is of real.

Can someone put me in touch with Baba Suwe's babalawo, he seems very very competent.

I don laugh tayaaaaaaaa ooooooooh!!!!!
This is the joke of the century!!!!!
Say whaaaaaaaaaa?

Yoruba and Igbo people will keep ruining Nigeria!!!!

I will keep emphasizing it.

This is just one proof!!!!

E be like say Yoruba custom officials dey "duty" when dem manufasssshure this tori!!!

Chei!!!!

This is a great embarrassment to NDLEA.

In fact someone needs to lose their job. This is a national disgrace.

Even Blazay, as incompetent as she is, would have done waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay better

arsenefc:

This is a great embarrassment to NDLEA.

In fact someone needs to lose their job. This is a national disgrace.

Even Blazay, as incompetent as she is, would have done waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay better

You must be very stoopid!
You hear say I be Bola Tinubu girlfriend?
See your people?
Shameless things
Only in Yoruba and Igbo lands would you find grandfathers and grandmothers shyyyting at both local and international airport full of heroine and cocaine!!!

O J-es O! Remind me. Other races "careeey" coke-bullets in their arzzzzez. . . .but your Okoro-Ngbatic vermin are the kingpins! Twa!!!

THE WORST IN ALLLLL VICES!!!!!

See old man with grandpikins dem for house, GO TO "Y'A GBEEEE. . .O fe se DUUUUUN!!!" for h-airport!!!!!

God punish all of una!!!!

Nothing as frrrrrrrrrightening as an IGBO Christian or a Yoruba Muslim!

God forbid!!!

BootyOnMe:

You must be very stoopid!

Your make-ups and gele (trying to look Yoruba?) always look amateurish and I heard from people close to you that you arent the greatest nurse at your hospital. It is also on record that you suck at bedmatics.  That said, even with your history as a consistent flounderer in everything you ever did from birth to now, I think you'd have done way better than those gworo eating Hausa men at the airport.

Take it as a compliment Blazay. You are not good, but you aint the worst either. Hmm, you are just so so, in the lowest 1 percentile.

Na waoooooooo. This is wonderfu [color=#770077][/color]

breaking news

arsenefc:


Your make-ups and gele (trying to look Yoruba?) always look amateurish and I heard from people close to you that you arent the greatest nurse at your hospital. It is also on record that you suck at bedmatics.  That said, even with your history as a consistent flounderer in everything you ever did from birth to now, I think you'd have done way better than those gworo eating Hausa men at the airport.

Take it as a compliment Blazay. You are not good, but you aint the worst either. Hmm, you are just so so, in the lowest 1 percentile.

Look at this Ijjjiot!
Generational 'NGBATIC' bas-tard!

E dey pain you? AS USUAL?
I think you say I be "chambermaid"?

O Tegese!

Abi you forget say my graaand mama na from Abeokuta, Ogun state? And her name na Omolola?
My papa name na Olushola oooh!
Bush meat liki you! Who wanno be cursed like you, 100% Yoruba?

I don't have to lookkkkkit darling. I AM IT!!!! 
E badu belle and e jolosi!!!!
Cute n portable. Unlike you UGLY, NL, Yoruba, phaaaaaaat, short, MAROKO-MIDGETTY COWS, with suffocating over-sized BO-OBS/semi-detachable nauseating, stinking, Yoruba-Yeasty-Kwarikwata-colonized, ever-GREEN, Ebenezer-Obey-Samba-Ibilode, smmmmmmeeeeelllllliiiiing, wobbly, un-girdle-able-looking ikebes!

As kpe 'bedmatic' sucking. . . sho yo rite! I suck gaaaaaaaaan!!! Thank God! Na your dee-k-hungry, NL women go take douche-bags like you seriously for romantic encounters! Tufiakwa!!!!
The best I can do is open my 'unwashsd' poohsie and piss in your mouth. Waist I nor go shake. . . no penetration with your 'BUM EQUIPMENT'!
YOU SICK PHOCK!
Abeg. . . I get more pleasure from my fingers thank you!
Soooooooooo, face one of ya NL old-cargo, desperadoes SINGLES/WIDOWED/CHRISTIAN DIVORCEES. . . .e jor!
I ain't spending one second sucking ANY of ya dead dee-ks either!
My husband is still Mr. "Booty" the last time I checked!
Wey ya own? Even from the recycled "romance" pit of NL gutters?

At least I don dey the work since I join NL!!!
Suck or not, still employed!
You nko?
Asiwaju pikin with wide MAN-U-R-ANUS phocking all ova London ghetto brothels!!!  

Please, I have a patient to de-poo! At least, I nor go find cocaine h-inside!

Nor be Yoruba OMO-DORTY nyansh born disi wan!

Then off to lunch!

Later you M0R0N. I don't do crowds. On or offline.
Next thread please.
Overrrrr-an-Out!!!

Choi! Otu ocha! These peeps have played another fast one on us oooooooooo!

I guess what they found were undigested mounds of eba that he ate hours before. Talk of indigestion.

Naija I indeed hail thee.

I said it! They wld make noise and l8ta sharrap shamefully! y didnt they tel him 2 excret it imediately? Now waiting 4 d jazz!

Yesoo!Only in Naija!first you're accused of corruption,then you're given a clean bill of health.You're accused of r*ape,then converted to consensual sex.You're accused of ingesting cocaine,then declared a saint.Naija we hail thee.be that as it may,baba suwe's rep is ruined for life

;d ;d ;d ;d

Why was he crying & pleading for forgiveness ?Because he swallowed an overdose of pounded yam right.That may not be too far from the truth cuz i've once seen a fish drown

I expect us all to be smarter but wont blame nairalanders cos the article posted in NL had a misleading topic, according to the original PM News article that first alerted us they said they found substance believed to be some sort of hard drug in his system.
The most misleading part is were they wrote the word COCAINE boldly before the actual article headline in PM news.

^^Sharrap dia!So what do we make of this article;

The scanning machine at the airport detected suspected substance hidden in Baba Suwe’s stomach, but the suspect was alleged to have denied that such drug was on his person.

A second scanning proved that he was carrying the said suspected substance and this led to his immediate arrest. He would remain at the NDLEA office at the airport until he starts excreting the drugs.

A source in the anti-drug agency said the suspect has already excreted some of the drugs he ingested but a large quantity was still lodged in his system as at yesterday. The source said the suspect was therefore given some tea to drink which would enable him excrete the remaining drugs while he has been placed on what he described as observation.

http://talkofnaija.com/News/newsdetailsone.aspx?NewsId=B548265B-7E19-437D-A704-50F32B16A105
oh ok maybe it was pounded yam like I alluded to earlier

Even his lawyer admitted that cocaine was ingested 'mistakenly'.So where did the cocaine go?I tire for this people o!

NDLEA Airport commander, Alhaji Hamza Umar who confirmed that Mr. Omidina Babatunde was in safe custody added that the process of placing suspected persons under observation was the agency’s usual practice.

According to Hamza, “there is reasonable ground for suspicion and the actor is currently under observation. He is fine and has gone for the first excretion but no drug had been found on him. We have in the past recovered drugs after the fourth excretion.

http://pmnewsnigeria.com/2011/10/14/baba-suwe-still-in-ndlea-custody/

The BBC,etc and South African news site has already carried the story! The headline reads What's inside your body? Those SA people are sick!

@cold
u said he had alrdady excreated some drugs as at the time of the report, if this is true then why did the pm_news not mentioned that part specifically in their article?