Laugh jhoor 😂

1) My girlfriend was telling me a story and she started with, 'for example let's say you're handsome🙆Nobody should hold me oo😡😣

2) Some parents use to Write BEWARE of DOGS on their gate when their daughter is 18-22years!!!
but when she is 30years and not yet married, they will change it to ICE BLOCK SOLD HERE!!!😂

3) Breaking news: don't drink water immediately after eating fish 🐟🐠the idiot may survive😏🚶

4) *Nowadays before you fall inlove, make sure you photocopy your heart and keep the original at home just in case😍

5) You will buy rice with meat, plantain and egg and the seller will still ask is that all? no put tiger head, lizard lap and crocodile tongue.
Nonsense😡🚶

6) Your neighbour will notice every lady u bring home, but they will never notice your clothes on the drying line when it's raining and you're not around😒

7) Your picture on someone's DP doesn't mean you're loved, If you doubt me, ask cockroach about itself picture on insecticide container😂

i was planning my life until one girl told me rema is a great footballer, i just leave my life and start planning hers😱

9) I faint beside a provision shop and you people are busy pouring me water, What happen to the milk and malt😏

10) couples at shopping mall.
Americans: Baby let's hold hands together.
Nigerians:Mama favour If you like waka quick😂

11) My Dear, the way some girls cheat Nowadays suprise even Satan, they can give birth to twins and the twins will have different Fathers😂

12) The way I'm broke ehhh, I'm thinking selling our dog 😂I'll do the barking at night 😂

13)You see that relationship I was building with favour, e don sink o 🤣

14) When I become rich ehh. I mean when the money finally comes, each of my teeth will have its own tooth brush.

15)*So because I no fine, them say give examples of wild animals🐅 for class you dey look me*😂

16) You are trying to go without reacting ? heaven is far from you 🤦‍♂️