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Wife Poisons Husband For Being Too Smart by Peledonomy: 10:09pm On Mar 03
A WIFE Sends a Message to Her HUSBAND

WIFE: “Honey, please don't forget to buy bread when you're coming home from work and lest I forget... Your girlfriend Elizabeth is also here and says hello to you.”

HUSBAND: Who is Elizabeth?

WIFE : Nobody, I just wanted you to respond, so I can have confirmation that you saw my message.

HUSBAND: But I’m with Elizabeth right now, I thought you saw us!

WIFE: What! Where are you?

Husband: Near the neighbourhood bakery.

WIFE: Wait, I’m coming right now!

After 5 minutes, his wife sends a message:

WIFE:I’m at the bakery, where are you?

HUSBAND: I’m at work. Now that you’re at the bakery, please buy the bread and go home!
🤣😂😄

Wife goes ahead to poison husband's dinner.

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Re: Wife Poisons Husband For Being Too Smart by Thundafireseun: 10:19pm On Mar 03
Hahahahaaahaa

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Re: Wife Poisons Husband For Being Too Smart by muyico(m): 11:19pm On Mar 03
C forgery @jennyclay
Re: Wife Poisons Husband For Being Too Smart by Chrisrare: 8:56am On Mar 04
wetin come bring poison inside the matter??
Re: Wife Poisons Husband For Being Too Smart by NPFLADMIN(m): 11:22am On Mar 04
In order words:
Do you now see that you've fallen into my trap?

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Re: Wife Poisons Husband For Being Too Smart by Skullano(m): 4:51pm On Mar 04
Chrisrare:
wetin come bring poison inside the matter??

That's how the media uses catchy lines on all of us worldwide 🌐..

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