Early in the morning husband wakes up and asks his wife:

Husband: Sweetheart would you like to join me for jogging?

Wife: Oh! So you mean I'm fat?

Husband: Ahh! No o, jogging is good for health.

Wife: That means I'm sick eh?

Husband: No, no, if you don't want to get up it's okay.

Wife: So now you're saying I'm lazy huh?

Husband: Now you're misunderstanding me, I didn't........

Wife: Ahh!🙆 I didn't understand you because I'm an illiterate right?😭

Husband: Woman I didn't say that.

Wife: So I'm lying?😡

Husband: Please🙏 Please🙏 Don't stretch it this early morning.

Wife: Oh, so now I'm a quarrelsome person abi?

Husband: Ok, OK, OK, you can go back to sleep, I'm going jogging alone. Are you happy now?

Wife: You see? You're so selfish, always thinking of your wellbeing alone. You never think of my health🙄🙄🙄
😭😭😭

Husband: 🙆Sits on the couch thinking where he got it wrong. 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣

You see this gender bah? Only God go help us 😭😭😂😂😂

Source......https://www.gistreal.ng/?m=1

Does simps actually enjoys this scenario.

You nailed it! Marriage is fun. The companionship is great. Men couldn’t live without women and vice versa!

Once a woman or a Person wants to Drag you into a Needless Argument,
Quickly leave that space.

This is toxicity. Nothing to laugh about

Spits on the simps thread

That woman is a narcissist.

Necessary evil gender indeed. Marriage is for the strong hearted.

Nah unah be mumu...those women knew what they were doing and they enjoy frustrating unah life and seeing u suffering, yet unah go still dey try won please them by playing mumu stupidities calling it mature men or real mumu men.. 😒

Nonsense...

Thank God for my raging🔥 anger talent.

In this type of relationship, the man would die young as a result of constant mental break down

Abomination, death to all Simps!

Obainoman6:
Abomination, death to all Simps!

A man that loves the wife is not a simp

condensedmilk:

A man that loves the wife is not a simp

So is this how a wife that is loved behaves? DEATH TO ALL SIMPS including you

Even my mother won't drag me like this not to talk of my wife.
Me: Hun let's go and jog
Her: are you saying I'm fat?
Me: No you're not yet but you'll soon be if you don't start now and besides it's healthy for you
Her: so you're saying I'm sick
Me: If you keep dodging exercise you'll soon be both fat and sick
Me: So Are you going or not?
I'm already moving towards the door

Na me you wan come dey exhibit your toxicity for? Mtcheww

If I'm in a playing mood, I follow you catch the cruise but if I'm in a goalgetting mood, she will hear see you later after the second response.
No time for unnecessary stress.

oneda:
Even my mother won't drag me like this not to talk of my wife.
Me: Hun let's go and jog
Her: are you saying I'm fat?
Me: No you're not yet but you'll soon be if you don't start now and besides it's healthy for you
Her: so you're saying I'm sick
Me: If you keep dodging exercise you'll soon be both fat and sick
Me: So Are you going or not?
I'm already moving towards the door

Na me you wan come dey exhibit your toxicity for? Mtcheww

No mind dem, as for me na from the first reply i go don change am for am if na quarell we go quarell, i hate nonsense.
If she ask me i go reply am sensibly with calm and love abi but if i ask am she go reply me in the negative, ogun never kill that woman before.

saintmm:
If I'm in a playing mood, I follow you catch the cruise but if I'm in a goalgetting mood, she will hear see you later after the second response.
No time for unnecessary stress.

Anything that will make a woman to be replying you like that even if it's your wife it means she have see you finish be dat. Or early signs of domestic violence like pouring hot water or acid on you.

Damnnn

I go just abandon her there with her rantings and wailings

Shit...

JOACHINpedro:
This is toxicity. Nothing to laugh about

Marry first you will know its normal.

Ate247:
Marry first you will know its normal.

If this is normal, then marriage ain't for me.
My parents didn't stress themselves like this

Obainoman6:

So is this how a wife that is loved behaves?
DEATH TO ALL SIMPS including you

Ogogoro comment.

condensedmilk:

Ogogoro comment.

Your papa

JOACHINpedro:

If this is normal, then marriage ain't for me.
My parents didn't stress themselves like this

There were matured enough not to show you. Moreover you were a child then and barely knew anything.