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Rich People And Lifestyle. by Dgunnerz(m): 3:59pm On Nov 27, 2011
[b]Na wa for all these rich people ooo. I went with a friend to visit his babe from a very rich family.The maid approached me & asked
MAID: what would u like to have, fruit juice, yoghurt, tea, chocolate, cappuccino , frapuccino or coffee?
ME:tea please.
MAID: Ceylon tea, Indian tea, herbal tea, kericho gold tea,bush tea or green tea?
ME: Ceylon tea please.
MAID: how do u want it, black or white?
ME: white.
MAID: milk or fresh cream?
ME: with milk.
MAID: goat milk or cow milk?
ME: cow’s milk.
MAID: freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?
ME: umm, lemme go with d freezeland cow.
MAID: would u like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?
ME: sugar.
MAID: bee sugar or cane sugar?
ME: cane sugar.
MAID: white, brown or yellow sugar?
ME: abeg, forget about d tea,just give me a glass of water.
MAID: mineral, tap or distilled water?
ME: mineral water.
MAID: flavored or non flavored?
ME:Infact,get me an empty glass!
MAID: do u want a tumbler, wine glass, champagne flute or a beer mug?
ME: abeg, free me, i go swallow my spit.


This MAID no go kill me oo
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Re: Rich People And Lifestyle. by Ajibel(m): 2:49am On Dec 02, 2011
Liar!
Re: Rich People And Lifestyle. by mustspin: 9:40am On Dec 02, 2011
hahaha bad belle ajibel. nice 1 poster

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