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Re: We All Have AIDS - Patience Jonathan by chakula: 2:23pm On Dec 02, 2011
Last I was told depending capricious should be counted as dishonest!
Re: We All Have AIDS - Patience Jonathan by luvtoyota(m): 2:26pm On Dec 02, 2011
castrokins:




YOUR ARGUMENT IS A STALE ONE. HOW ARE YOU BETTER THAN MRS. JONATHAN YOU'VE NEVER HEARD A SERVING PRESENT MESS WITH ENGLISH AS A LANGUAGE? YOU GUYS SEEM TO HATE WHAT YOU HAVE NO MATTER HOW IT IS. PATIENCE IS PATIENCE AND LIKE IT OR YES, YOU CAN NOT CHANGE HER. LIVE WITH IT!!!

[color=#000099][/color]DID SHE REALLY SAY THIS ?  IF SHE DID , WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH HER GRAMMAR ?  SHE IS NOT HILARY CLINTON, AND NOTHING IN OUR LAWS SAY YOU MUST BE AN ORATOR TO BE THE PRESIDENTS WIFE , SOME PRESIDENT SPEAK THROUGH INTERPRETERS OR THIRD PARTY , IF I WERE THE WOMAN SEF , I FOR SPEAK IJAW AND EMPLOY ONE CAMBRIDGE GRAD TO INTERPRET , SO WHAT , THE PRESIDENTS AND MINISTERS AND SENATORS AND GOVERNORS THAT SPEAK QUEENS ENGLISHNESS, HAVE THEY AFFECTED THE LIVES OF NIGERIAN MASSES POSITIVELY ?  NO WAY !!!!! ASK DEZIANI AND OKONJO , GET REAL, GUYS , NO BE GRAMMAR GO GIVE US ROADS, LIGHT , SECURITY , ETC , RUSSIANS AND ARABS THEY SPEAK ENGLISH ?  ABEG , THIS IS IDLE NEWS  JARE
Re: We All Have AIDS - Patience Jonathan by jibolso: 2:31pm On Dec 02, 2011
Buh why didnt they cut that part out naah, since the coverage had to be edited first,
Re: We All Have AIDS - Patience Jonathan by duno: 2:58pm On Dec 02, 2011
eGuerrilla:

Correction noted. We all have HIV instead! <there is no cause for alarm>

Everyone Has Aids
[flash=200,200]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5npZwUdZwnY?version=3&amp;hl=en_US[/flash]

The Minister of Women's Empowerment and the Family in Cameroon did a better job, while passing on the same message.




If you say so grin
Re: We All Have AIDS - Patience Jonathan by nagoma(m): 3:10pm On Dec 02, 2011
when i first heard it tonight i laughed so much i slapped my father in-law.



Abomination! You divorced x3.
Re: We All Have AIDS - Patience Jonathan by Nobody: 3:51pm On Dec 02, 2011
with a first lady like her, yes we all have AIDS
Re: We All Have AIDS - Patience Jonathan by sugardaddy1(m): 3:54pm On Dec 02, 2011
luvtoyota:

[/color]DID SHE REALLY SAY THIS ?  IF SHE DID , WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH HER GRAMMAR ?  SHE IS NOT HILARY CLINTON, AND NOTHING IN OUR LAWS SAY YOU MUST BE AN ORATOR TO BE THE PRESIDENTS WIFE , SOME PRESIDENT SPEAK THROUGH INTERPRETERS OR THIRD PARTY , IF I WERE THE WOMAN SEF , I FOR SPEAK IJAW AND EMPLOY ONE CAMBRIDGE GRAD TO INTERPRET , SO WHAT , THE PRESIDENTS AND MINISTERS AND SENATORS AND GOVERNORS THAT SPEAK QUEENS ENGLISHNESS, HAVE THEY AFFECTED THE LIVES OF NIGERIAN MASSES POSITIVELY ?  NO WAY !!!!! ASK DEZIANI AND OKONJO , [color=#990000]GET REAL, GUYS , NO BE GRAMMAR GO GIVE US ROADS, LIGHT , SECURITY , ETC , RUSSIANS AND ARABS THEY SPEAK ENGLISH ?  ABEG , THIS IS IDLE NEWS  JARE

@luvtoyota

Not Patience Jonathan either  cool
Re: We All Have AIDS - Patience Jonathan by luvtoyota(m): 3:59pm On Dec 02, 2011
@sugardaddy , I never said patience is the answer oooooo , it's not just news worthy . Kpere !!!!!!!!!
Re: We All Have AIDS - Patience Jonathan by Sugardiva(f): 4:10pm On Dec 02, 2011
we arent hating on her, its just that her gbagauns are way toooo funny. grin grin grin grin. Besides we should stop making excuses for her. She claims to hold a Doctorate degree from an English speaking University so why shouldnt we expect better grammer from her? Some of the things she says are just plain incomprehensible. Doesnt she have a speech writer or something? Jeez!
Re: We All Have AIDS - Patience Jonathan by Ninapha(f): 4:28pm On Dec 02, 2011
Whatever she meant! BACK TO SENDER shocked
Re: We All Have AIDS - Patience Jonathan by largie(f): 4:31pm On Dec 02, 2011
All the guys in the house, this goes to you  when you are upwardly mobile for goodness sake go along with your wife/wives you never know when it is going to be her turn to put your name out there. Dame Patience Jonathan must have studied queenish english and only the 'learned' can understand it, so I dont blame all you people that studied english language.
Re: We All Have AIDS - Patience Jonathan by Demdem(m): 4:32pm On Dec 02, 2011
@ Post

Wonderful grin grin grin
Re: We All Have AIDS - Patience Jonathan by 10Billion(m): 4:51pm On Dec 02, 2011
Dis woman wit her grammer, wen will she stop bringing shame to our womenfolk. If she doesn't know how to speak correctly, better for to shout up & stop advertising her ignorance.
Re: We All Have AIDS - Patience Jonathan by deadie(m): 4:54pm On Dec 02, 2011
That is what you get when you allow people like that out of the kitchen.  Auntie Patie has been cooking Nsala soup all her life, now you want her to speak like a Dr. (Okonjo-Iweala) abi? Dream on. cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: We All Have AIDS - Patience Jonathan by Jarus(m): 5:03pm On Dec 02, 2011
BIGER BOY:

The critical question we should be asking are

Is this woman a real university graduate?

In what language did she studied
Does uniport offer courses in other languages too

How did she defend her thesis, presentensation,

This is an indictment on our education and even more on uniport, but we r too shameless to realise.
One Patience at a time, pls!
Re: We All Have AIDS - Patience Jonathan by r231(m): 5:08pm On Dec 02, 2011
^^^^^Lmao grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: We All Have AIDS - Patience Jonathan by midpoint: 6:44pm On Dec 02, 2011
^^^^@jarus grin grin grin
Re: We All Have AIDS - Patience Jonathan by nduchucks: 6:59pm On Dec 02, 2011
You critics and haters are actually the butt of the joke for you lack English comprehension and are unable to dicipher sophistry in Patience Jonathan's linguistic prowess. She said "''Today is world aids day, and all of us have AIDS only that some people are positive while others are negative!"

olodos, do you know that "aids" also mean "to provide support for or relief to" ? Did it occur to you that she was refering to the meaning of 'aid' I just posted, when she was talking of positive aid? You all should leave Madam alone and get a life. Most of you don't know the difference between aides, aids, and AIDS virus, much more how to spell the words. Okwute Palestinian piafuka gi isi (all of una).
Re: We All Have AIDS - Patience Jonathan by Ndkings1(m): 7:04pm On Dec 02, 2011
Ojarikpoko
a whole president's wife!
Re: We All Have AIDS - Patience Jonathan by Nobody: 7:17pm On Dec 02, 2011
ndu_chucks:

You critics and haters are actually the butt of the joke for you lack English comprehension and are unable to dicipher sophistry in Patience Jonathan's linguistic prowess. She said "''Today is world aids day, and all of us have AIDS only that some people are positive while others are negative!"

olodos, do you know that "aids" also mean "to provide support for or relief to" ? Did it occur to you that she was refering to the meaning of 'aid' I just posted, when she was talking of positive aid? You all should leave Madam alone and get a life. Most of you don't know the difference between aides, aids, and AIDS virus, much more how to spell the words. Okwute Palestinian piafuka gi isi (all of una).
Nawao see as you dey twist English just to cover up for this woman ? Its either you have Aids or not,there's no such thing as i have Aids but i'm negative !
Re: We All Have AIDS - Patience Jonathan by RyanGiggs: 8:09pm On Dec 02, 2011
BIGER BOY:

The critical question we should be asking are

Is this woman a real university graduate?

In what language did she studied

Does uniport offer courses in other languages too

How did she defend her thesis, presentensation,

This is an indictment on our education and even more on uniport, but we r too shameless to realise.

Jarus:

One Patience at a time, pls!

Post of the day. I don laugh tire.
Re: We All Have AIDS - Patience Jonathan by muyoto: 8:18pm On Dec 02, 2011
ndu_chucks:

You critics and haters are actually the butt of the joke for you lack English comprehension and are unable to dicipher sophistry in Patience Jonathan's linguistic prowess. She said "''Today is world aids day, and all of us have AIDS only that some people are positive while others are negative!"

olodos, do you know that "aids" also mean "to provide support for or relief to" ? Did it occur to you that she was refering to the meaning of 'aid' I just posted, when she was talking of positive aid? You all should leave Madam alone and get a life. Most of you don't know the difference between aides, aids, and AIDS virus, much more how to spell the words. Okwute Palestinian piafuka gi isi (all of una).

this is even more hilarious than the original blunder. grin grin
Re: We All Have AIDS - Patience Jonathan by oneuniquemind(m): 9:18pm On Dec 02, 2011
It can only be said dt sm1 has AIDS when tested +ve, i neva hear sm1 tested -ve is said to have AIDS, NEXT!
Re: We All Have AIDS - Patience Jonathan by Roland17(m): 9:34pm On Dec 02, 2011
luvtoyota:

[color=#000099][/color]DID SHE REALLY SAY THIS ?  IF SHE DID , WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH HER GRAMMAR ?  SHE IS NOT HILARY CLINTON, AND NOTHING IN OUR LAWS SAY YOU MUST BE AN ORATOR TO BE THE PRESIDENTS WIFE , SOME PRESIDENT SPEAK THROUGH INTERPRETERS OR THIRD PARTY , IF I WERE THE WOMAN SEF , I FOR SPEAK IJAW AND EMPLOY ONE CAMBRIDGE GRAD TO INTERPRET , SO WHAT , THE PRESIDENTS AND MINISTERS AND SENATORS AND GOVERNORS THAT SPEAK QUEENS ENGLISHNESS, HAVE THEY AFFECTED THE LIVES OF NIGERIAN MASSES POSITIVELY ?  NO WAY !!!!! ASK DEZIANI AND OKONJO , GET REAL, GUYS , NO BE GRAMMAR GO GIVE US ROADS, LIGHT , SECURITY , ETC , RUSSIANS AND ARABS THEY SPEAK ENGLISH ?  ABEG , THIS IS IDLE NEWS  JARE

Honestly, If you are a Graduate of any tertiary institution i would say i am utterly disappointed,
Re: We All Have AIDS - Patience Jonathan by PeeDaVinci: 11:23pm On Dec 02, 2011
with the right punctuation, patience's grammar seems very correct.
however, the problem is with the sense/logic/rationality of she was saying. makes me wonder wat kind of senseless/illogical/irrational  ideas/advice she will be giving her husband when they are doing their bedroom discussion about nigeria
Re: We All Have AIDS - Patience Jonathan by ITL: 12:01am On Dec 03, 2011
ok
Re: We All Have AIDS - Patience Jonathan by sugardaddy1(m): 11:40am On Dec 03, 2011
Just a little digression

Does Patience Jonathan really have a Ph.D? I thought it was GEJ who does or is it a case of what a man has also belongs to his wife?
Re: We All Have AIDS - Patience Jonathan by Nobody: 2:20pm On Dec 03, 2011
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Re: We All Have AIDS - Patience Jonathan by IYANGBALI: 11:41pm On Dec 03, 2011
aunty patience is a comedian of the federal republic CFR
Re: We All Have AIDS - Patience Jonathan by swiftycool(m): 7:56am On Dec 04, 2011
Roland17:

Honestly, If you are a Graduate of any tertiary institution i would say i am utterly disappointed,

I am as well very dissapointed in many graduates and undergrads on this nairaland looking to justify this error as well as dame's abilities!

Isn't it expected that every nigerian graduate has undergone at least 10years of training in English: the language of instruction? Is paitience not a GRADUATE with MSc?? Was she instructed in ijaw Or broken english? How did she pass O' levels english? How did she write her BSc and MSc theses in English?

I would excuse this rubbish if english were not a requirement at basic O levels for admission into tetiary institutions, but IT IS!

So u guys should stop excusing mediocrity, especially those in the Uk, if you stopped hanging out with your co-junkies, toilet cleaners, plate washers and met with seasoned graduates, you would hear good english like it should be spoken! NONSENSE angry
Re: We All Have AIDS - Patience Jonathan by Nobody: 8:09am On Dec 04, 2011
I am just tired of this woman and her foolish public utterance.
May God help her, because this world certainly can't.

May God never let me see that kind of positive angry
Re: We All Have AIDS - Patience Jonathan by Yeske2(m): 8:32am On Dec 04, 2011
I give up on her. Damn!

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