'Efforts are being intensified to increase electricity from blah blah bla megawatt to,
'It is an attempt by unscrupulous element to give a dog a bad name to hang it,
This government is more than ever resolved to engage all stakeholders towards finding a lasting solution,
In the pursuit of vision 2020 ans sustainable development,
This government cannot fold its hand and allow the perpetration of criminality under any guise,
, it is the handiwork of my detractors,

"Economy will colapse if oil-subsidy is not removed". How they think Nigerians are so stew.pid!!

"Zoning formular"

to me i tink "immunity clause"  ,"plea bargin" dis two political phrase create great avenue 4 our leaders to continually b corrupt.

nigeria

Nobody has the monopoly of violence   yet Boko Haram seems to be ruling the roost, where has that 'Christian Militant Group' from Kaduna State disappeared to now AKWOT Something

VoodooDoll:

We will relentlessly pursue the perpetrators. [then goes back to sleep]

Funniest and Most true of the jargons

"The government has set up a commitee to look into the matter and come up with a report"
-delaying tactics and sign of insincerity and incompetence.

"Fresh air"

"4000 megawatts"
And the power situation keeps getting worse.

I dey kampe

"The economy has grown by 4.7 per cent"
In their pockets definitely

These are mostly used in my state-
"we are constructing Use Ikot Amama, Iwukem and Enen Nsit roads" -for 4 years; even used as campaign promise for 2nd term.
"The Independent Power Plant is 99.9% ready but the problem is gas supply" -for how many years now?

"The police is your friend"
We know naaaah

"For us as a government to be able to create jobs, fuel subsidy must be removed" -GEJ

"I had no shoes. I was not born rich"

"Perpetrators of this dastardly act"

Enabling environment

grassroot football

"Freest and fairest election"
I'm sure the owners of the English language would be awed by his overkilled phrase in 'our great country.'

Elder stateman

VIPICO:

"Freest and fairest election"
I'm sure the owners of the English language would be awed by his overkilled phrase in 'our great country.'

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"18 thousand naira minimum wage"

"Executive Governor"
-do we have Judiciary or Legislative governor?

His excellency. Used even when speaking about the head chef!

"Nigeria will qualify if the other two countries draw their last match"

First Lady (What is the bloody relevance of that office)

"My fellow widows" (And many others by Dame Patience Jonathan)

Report presented by chiarman of the blah- blah comittee (They never make use of them)

Dis-gruntuled elements (Whatever it means)

"Let us pray for Nigeria" (For what? They tell us to pray while thet milk the country's resouces)

"This country" (No wonder they careless about it. What's wrong with "Our country"

"Common man" (Most they bring class into everything? "citizens of our country" is more like it).

"Presidential spoke person, Rueben Abati"

"Personal assistant to the governor on domestic affairs, special assistant on domestic affairs, special adviser on domestic matters".- what a photocopying of political appointment.

kitchen cabinet et al.

legba1:

kitchen cabinet et al.

You stole that from my mouth

"Turn around maintainance of our refineries" -ever since I was born.

Execu1:

'Efforts are being intensified to increase electricity from blah blah bla megawatt to,
'It is an attempt by unscrupulous element to give a dog a bad name to hang it,
This government is more than ever resolved to engage all stakeholders towards finding a lasting solution,
In the pursuit of vision 2020 ans sustainable development,
This government cannot fold its hand and allow the perpetration of criminality under any guise,
, it is the handiwork of my detractors,

seriously are you a govt official? Lol @govt cannot fold its hands! Talking of hands that have been permanently arms akinbo!