Imagine that you go out one night to a really nice bar with your friends and have a few cocktails.

They taste good, so you have a few more and then the DJ puts on 'I Will Survive,' so you're off on the dance floor .

After an hour or so, when 'Heart of Glass' has finished, and more modern music comes on, you come back to the group for a rest and another cocktail or three.

You notice a group of men standing nearby and one of them is looking at you. You look back at him and there is tangible chemistry between the two of you.

YOU buy him a drink.

He likes a woman who is not afraid to buy a man a drink. He approaches you to chat and you get on really well.

When the time seems perfect for both of you, he leans over and kisses you .
You have never been kissed like this before, an electric kiss and a tingle shudders through your entire body and you don't want it to stop.

"I don't usually do this sort of thing," you hear yourself saying, "but I've never felt like this before.

Do you want to come back to my place?"

You wake up the next morning, and you roll out of bed, half-asleep, to go to the toilet, last night's memories slightly blurred.

You look at yourself in the mirror, make an "ugh" sound.

As you're sitting there, vivid flashes of what would seem like a night of passion flicker back into your head and you remember that you fell in love last night .

With a smile on your face, you stand up and walk back to the bedroom
and see,

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(Oh my God>>>>I swear I will NEVER drink again!!!!!)

damn!

 


what the fxck

god forbid bad things in my life

i reject all work of the devil in the name of jesus

once again god forbid bad things and i pray that wont be my portion. I REJECT IT

god answer my pray amen

that thing is very scary is it real?

that is just so funny, I am cracking up

omg what da hell is that ewwwwww
thats digustingly funny _{somehow ewww he need a WAX,}

rotflmao! this is some fxxked-up Poo man! Is that a man or a monkey?

omoge02863:




what the fxck

god forbid bad things in my life

i reject all work of the devil in the name of jesus

once again god forbid bad things and i pray that wont be my portion. I REJECT IT

god answer my pray amen

Hahahahahahahah u r funny in deed. I cant stop laughing,,

She actually slept with a gorrilla.

That picture looks so disgusting

that's so scary

SANGOOOOOOO !
wetin sef ! if i should, walahi na death be that o
God forbid ! what da fxck !

micklplus:

SANGOOOOOOO !
wetin sef ! if i should, walahi na death be that o
God forbid ! what da fxck !

hahaha, sango ke?

if dats d back i dun even wanna imagine d front. damn!!!!! makes me sick!

OMG! Did that hair start growing from childhood or he just noticed it that he is a beast.

dont tell me thats a real picture ,it loooooks,
****aughhhhh auggghhh*****

ohhhh sorrry guys i threw up in the room

i have a confession to make in the house. . . . . i know the gentle man in the picture but i dont know if he would like me to disclose his name

Thank God my family generation dont grow hair make me no need to shave me armpit and below. Heheh! But that guy seriously needs a good WAX

Which kind picture be this? I nearly vomit now now.

infact ddt man needs physical,mental and spiritual or anyoda cleansen,u can think abt 2 b normal again

error!!!! i no go fit stand near this one ooo

Just admit it people. you guys loveeee that picture sha.

chai una bad o na me be this.

your brotha be that than

e remain small to be monkey, sure the guy no go need to buy clothes again

I dont mind offering the dude a free wax service ohhh. . . If I can do the anus, Im sure I can do his whole damn thang. No sweat

na wah ooo

lyk say no b u carry am from club

@ pics whoa!!!