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Warning!! Dont Read This Joke If U Are Asthmatic. .because U Will Laff N Laff N Laf by bingbagbo(m): 10:19pm On Apr 13, 2012
two guys osaze and sani stole a sheep each n were in court the next day.
the judge sentenced osaze to four years imprisonment but sentenced sani to fourteen years.sani felt cheated so asked " ogaj udge, why na? nor be the same sheep we thief?why fourteen years for me abi i come chop your wife?"
"shut up there u thief! u no know say your own sheep u thief dey carry belle?" judge replied

"that still no make sense oga judge, na me give am the belle? nonsense!" grin

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Re: Warning!! Dont Read This Joke If U Are Asthmatic. .because U Will Laff N Laff N Laf by Emylexray(m): 1:35am On Apr 14, 2012
*Struggling to laugh*

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Re: Warning!! Dont Read This Joke If U Are Asthmatic. .because U Will Laff N Laff N Laf by Dygeasy(m): 9:06am On Apr 14, 2012
i honestly forced myself to laugh

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Re: Warning!! Dont Read This Joke If U Are Asthmatic. .because U Will Laff N Laff N Laf by kolaoloye(m): 9:13am On Apr 14, 2012
@ OP
Haba shocked your last joke was better than this.What is the matter
Re: Warning!! Dont Read This Joke If U Are Asthmatic. .because U Will Laff N Laff N Laf by dokunbam(m): 9:39am On Apr 14, 2012
Its not the joke, but the replies grin grin grin

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Re: Warning!! Dont Read This Joke If U Are Asthmatic. .because U Will Laff N Laff N Laf by Ridjad95(m): 11:54am On Apr 14, 2012
bin gbagbo: two guys osaze and sani stole a sheep each n were in court the next day.
the judge sentenced osaze to four years imprisonment but sentenced sani to fourteen years.sani felt cheated so asked " ogaj udge, why na? nor be the same sheep we thief?why fourteen years for me abi i come chop your wife?"
"shut up there u thief! u no know say your own sheep u thief dey carry belle?" judge replied

"that still no make sense oga judge, na me give am the belle? nonsense!" grin
Re: Warning!! Dont Read This Joke If U Are Asthmatic. .because U Will Laff N Laff N Laf by dejoca(f): 10:52pm On Jun 25, 2013
I wonder. Actually did joke is not funny but it's interesting. It caught my attention.
9c one pal

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Re: Warning!! Dont Read This Joke If U Are Asthmatic. .because U Will Laff N Laff N Laf by Nobody: 8:11pm On Jun 26, 2013
This dude would make a very good story writer.You have this renowed ability to keep a readers' interest even wen ur writeup is complete nonsense.i appreciate your efforts but comedy is not your calling
Re: Warning!! Dont Read This Joke If U Are Asthmatic. .because U Will Laff N Laff N Laf by juns4sure(m): 11:07pm On Jun 26, 2013
;Dbin bin...it been a while i read yhur joke..

























Dis is wacky boss undecided
Re: Warning!! Dont Read This Joke If U Are Asthmatic. .because U Will Laff N Laff N Laf by EdujeBest(m): 8:41pm On Jul 21, 2019
This joke dry pass desert smh embarassed
Re: Warning!! Dont Read This Joke If U Are Asthmatic. .because U Will Laff N Laff N Laf by okwili419: 4:04pm On Jul 29, 2019
EdujeBest:
This joke dry pass desert smh embarassed
you the mad

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Re: Warning!! Dont Read This Joke If U Are Asthmatic. .because U Will Laff N Laff N Laf by vybzkartel: 10:54am On Jul 30, 2019
Nigerians are funny grin

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