I think there's been an epidemic disease affecting most nairalander, that's y there are very few posters these days or what else could have been happenining because these section has become pretty boring.

My joke
A man went to the ATM machine to withdraw some cash.
When he inserted his card, he was spoken to in a language he didn't understand.
Upon that he exclaimed: i don't understand this kind of language.
He then heard another voice from the ATM machine that said: i don't understand the language either o, na so dem programme me o.
He took to his heels.

My dear looks like the situation of the country is biting harder than usual as the day progresses and no free MB this days so the likes of emmm......you should know are now outta service

ekeroyal: My dear looks like the situation of the country is biting harder than usual as the day progresses and no free MB this days so the likes of emmm......you should know are now outta service

i see

hehehe we are still around

Ruqaya: I think there's been an epidemic disease affecting most nairalander, that's y there are very few posters these days or what else could have been happenining because these section has become pretty boring.

quite agree with ya.......dunno whts really happening

SINCE we are ATM lets have this one;


A middle aged man asking the trainer in gym:

"I want to impress beautiful girls, which machine should I use?"

Trainer:

"ATM" Sir

joerux60: hehehe we are still around

not often

Ruqaya:
not often

you are right. my work is such that 80% of the
time i am in the field,but when iam around i
try to make myself noticable

Wat field;

ekeroyal: My dear looks like the situation of the country is biting harder than usual as the day progresses and no free MB this days so the likes of emmm......you should know are now outta service

r u talking from xperience?

joerux60:

you are right. my work is such that 80% of the
time i am in the field,but when iam around i
try to make myself noticable

ekeroyal: My dear looks like the situation of the country is biting harder than usual as the day progresses and no free MB this days so the likes of emmm......you should know are now outta service

r u talking from xperience?

Ruqaya: I think there's been an epidemic disease affecting most nairalander, that's y there are very few posters these days or what else could have been happenining because these section has become pretty boring.

so as an active NLer, what were u diagnosed off?

Ruqaya: My joke
A man went to the ATM machine to withdraw some cash.
When he inserted his card, he was spoken to in a language he didn't understand.
Upon that he exclaimed: i don't understand this kind of language.
He then heard another voice from the ATM machine that said: i don't understand the language either o, na so dem programme me o.
He took to his heels.

This section is becoming boring because of this type of yoke!! TOOOO DRY!!! Pls don't get it twisted....

@ All Guys.. Please Lets come together and educate these girls on how to creat a funny joke, so we can make Joke section a better place to be.......

MOGUL.O:


This section is becoming boring because of this type of yoke!! TOOOO DRY!!! Pls don't get it twisted....

@ All Guys.. Please Lets come together and educate these girls on how to creat a funny joke, so we can make Joke section a better place to be.......

y don't u just post ur joke and let's see. Prat.

Exponental:

so as an active NLer, what were u diagnosed off?

nothing!!!
I'm hale and healthy.

Ruqaya:
y don't u just post ur joke and let's see. Prat.

Don't wanna talk to you because you are a bitch! Just go and get a life...

MOGUL.O:


This section is becoming boring because of this type of yoke!! TOOOO DRY!!! Pls don't get it twisted....

@ All Guys.. Please Lets come together and educate these girls on how to creat a funny joke, so we can make Joke section a better place to be.......

mtcheew....

Vivly:

r u talking from xperience?

Yes, it may sound like a joke but am damn sure those lines are very familiar to you. This is NL, you've only spent a few months on here, just wait till your account is one year old. You'd even speak not just with experience but with example.

MOGUL.O:


Don't wanna talk to you because you are a bitch! Just go and get a life...

i already have one

~vicky~:



mtcheew....

don't mind d eediot
mogulo mugun

It is b/cos most of the peeps here are jambites and they just finish there exams so most of them are busy doing registration in their various schools. Don't worry, they will back after the registration.

crackhouse: It is b/cos most of the peeps here are jambites and they just finish there exams so most of them are busy doing registration in their various schools. Don't worry, they will back after the registration.

That's another point I never took note of

Lots of kids are here. OMG!

crackhouse: It is b/cos most of the peeps here are jambites and they just finish there exams so most of them are busy doing registration in their various schools. Don't worry, they will back after the registration.

half truth