slimyem: am i the only one who thinks the op is male fronting as a female....and that this is a kinda scam in process?

you are not alone in this, this op is a guy. I can bet with my mascara

Maybe your younger sisters know how to take care of a man and you don't. Examine your life and your manners. When the sheep see green grass, no one will tell them to stay there. But if they see dusty ground, they will pass.

virtuoso01:
Go and find a church and become a 'born again sister' with a pious disposition and manners.

I promise you that in less than six months many of the brothers would start having marriage dreams about you.

Do that instead of coming here and rubbishing yourself in front of the whole world.


That is my candid advice.

SECONDED!

Scam!!

I am searchin too call me

Ivynwa: I just saw the part you wrote "that we help save you from taking your life".
YOU MUST NOT TAKE YOUR LIFE BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO HUSBAND. I hope you heard me well, you musn't think about taking your life. If you kill yourself they will push you underneath the soil and cover your body for it to rot and other people will be getting married and finding the partners you did not find. Please please let me not hear you mention that again, wetin?

pls dear dnt think of dat. Park away from your parent, and stand ur ground. There are single parent, just find alternative not ur lyf my friend!

Ivynwa: I just saw the part you wrote "that we help save you from taking your life".
YOU MUST NOT TAKE YOUR LIFE BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO HUSBAND. I hope you heard me well, you musn't think about taking your life. If you kill yourself they will push you underneath the soil and cover your body for it to rot and other people will be getting married and finding the partners you did not find. Please please let me not hear you mention that again, wetin?

Its always beautiful of You to try and see the best in the intentions of others even though most of us would gladly assume the OP is just taking the piss. Ivynwa, the world needs more people with your beautiful mindset.
@OP: Read up Ivnywa's post and goodluck with the husband search.

fuckherlord: December is near and I am still not married. Next year, I would be 33. how can i find a husband

Sexkillz, Seun, and Jaybee; please put this on frontpage. It is very possible i will find my husband here

Dont underestimate the power that need be. Frenchgolden@yahoo.com is my email. I will take care of who ever is willing to marry me

Nairaland save me from taking my life. My younger sisters are married and my father calls me a bastard.

eeh yeah! 1st & 4mst wht do u mean by "f**kherlord" where did that come frm? Don't u think it sounds blastfamous? Again y not seat ur mum down & ask her things tht atracted ur dad 2 her. I feel ur pain o, but i can only offer a hand of friendship. Send me a @ bernieamce@yahoo.com

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Mad people everywhere nowadays,its really becoming scary.

its the 21st century, anything that works for you is worth using... seriously! We should stop judging pple and focus on our lives alrdy....

fuckherlord: December is near and I am still not married. Next year, I would be 33. how can i find a husband

Sexkillz, Seun, and Jaybee; please put this on frontpage. It is very possible i will find my husband here

Dont underestimate the power that need be. Frenchgolden@yahoo.com is my email. I will take care of who ever is willing to marry me

Nairaland save me from taking my life. My younger sisters are married and my father calls me a bastard.

Hahaha in deed u r a bastard! Looking for a husband on nairaland! Kikiki

I'm willing to marry u! But I nid to see ur CV! Age; ok this I'm aware! Beautiful? Bustful? Asssss packed? Hot legs? Fair? Dark? Caring? Respectful? Loyal? Sexy? Are u a mother-inlaw fighter? Will u bury my head in ur ampit as most ladies would do? Would u want to commandeer every facet of my life? Are u a fighter? Mmmmmmm what again? Ok hav u any sex skills? Hw many years sex experience do u ve? Package all this and snd to my email address on: flamingo_droid@yahoo.com! One more thing ur pix for confirmation!

Even if your the only woman in dz world, i will happily remain unmarried than to marry you. Desperate chick

fuckherlord: December is near and I am still not married. Next year, I would be 33. how can i find a husband Sexkillz, Seun, and Jaybee; please put this on frontpage. It is very possible i will find my husband here
Dont underestimate the power that need be. Frenchgolden@yahoo.com is my email. I will take care of who ever is willing to marry me
Nairaland save me from taking my life. My younger sisters are married and my father calls me a bastard.

THE BEGINNING OF THE ENDTIME

my handle was banned

did i do any harm

cant comment on my thread

what is happening please

livapul86:
Its always beautiful of You to try and see the best in the intentions of others even though most of us would gladly assume the OP is just taking the piss. Ivynwa, the world needs more people with your beautiful mindset.
@OP: Read up Ivnywa's post and goodluck with the husband search.

ivy has a beautiful mind indeed

u wil get alot of Reply, desperate woman.

If you can't get a man to marry,why don't you relocate to the US & find a woman?After all,same-sex marriage is allowed there.

Wow! Lady take it easy. 1stly ur name present u in a negative way, but i do not judge a book by its cover. Send me a mail to gbayifm@yahoo.com wit ur phone number, maybe we could start as a frnd. Thank you.

After tell us how it goes.

freecocoa:

Mad people everywhere nowadays,its really becoming scary.

^^Mad people? Gosh! This is a sister in distress, please.

winchforjesus: my handle was banned

did i do any harm

cant comment on my thread

what is happening please

Is anybody thinking what I am thinking? It seems that FUCKHERLORD has suddenly registered under another account, WINCHFORJESUS.

Now I know that this is somebodys joke.

virtuoso01:

Is anyone thinking what I am thinking? It seems that FUCKHERLORD has suddenly registered under another account, WINCHFORJESUS.

Now I know that this is somebodys joke.

i was banned. what did you expect me to do. this is the same insults i get offline

why are you being mean

men should be careful about this because the despiration is too much if actualy what the girl is saying is real 419 can come through many ways i have seen exactlly somtin like this that end up to be 419

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Please dont kill yourself.this is important.as difficult as this life is,you dont know wat will happen next.sometin good might pop up.if you kill yorself,you will be guilty of death.i hope you undastand what that means.

Dat name sounds demonic. Plz change d name... Oooooo!

Ivynwa: @Lady **ckherlord,
Please quickly change that your username, how on earth did you think of bearing such a name? Who will want to near a person bearing such name? It isn't sweet of your father calling you a bastard, pressures around you and the fact that your younger ones are married may be affecting you much but muster some strength dear. Don't let people bring you down, engage yourself in activities you derive joy from while hoping to meet the right person okay Baby. The important thing is that you sail through life happily whether you are married or single.

You need to be strong that way you can look well and know who you are compatible with, the reasons that are making you run and rush into marriage are a bit unhealthy as they are all about the pressures around you. The way it is with you now, you will find it difficult to refuse a person you are not compatible with or can't live with. If you end up with a paedophile/419/wife beater the persons pressuring you will be enjoying their lives while you will be going thru life frustrated so be careful sweetie.

Be smart while you are it, it is important that you know important things about who you are going to marry so that you don't marry them and feel disgusted when the person begins to unravel his true self.

Ivynwa: @Lady **ckherlord,
Please quickly change that your username, how on earth did you think of bearing such a name? Who will want to near a person bearing such name? It isn't sweet of your father calling you a bastard, pressures around you and the fact that your younger ones are married may be affecting you much but muster some strength dear. Don't let people bring you down, engage yourself in activities you derive joy from while hoping to meet the right person okay Baby. The important thing is that you sail through life happily whether you are married or single.

You need to be strong that way you can look well and know who you are compatible with, the reasons that are making you run and rush into marriage are a bit unhealthy as they are all about the pressures around you. The way it is with you now, you will find it difficult to refuse a person you are not compatible with or can't live with. If you end up with a paedophile/419/wife beater the persons pressuring you will be enjoying their lives while you will be going thru life frustrated so be careful sweetie.

Be smart while you are it, it is important that you know important things about who you are going to marry so that you don't marry them and feel disgusted when the person begins to unravel his true self.

Ivynwa: @Lady **ckherlord,
Please quickly change that your username, how on earth did you think of bearing such a name? Who will want to near a person bearing such name? It isn't sweet of your father calling you a bastard, pressures around you and the fact that your younger ones are married may be affecting you much but muster some strength dear. Don't let people bring you down, engage yourself in activities you derive joy from while hoping to meet the right person okay Baby. The important thing is that you sail through life happily whether you are married or single.

You need to be strong that way you can look well and know who you are compatible with, the reasons that are making you run and rush into marriage are a bit unhealthy as they are all about the pressures around you. The way it is with you now, you will find it difficult to refuse a person you are not compatible with or can't live with. If you end up with a paedophile/419/wife beater the persons pressuring you will be enjoying their lives while you will be going thru life frustrated so be careful sweetie.

Be smart while you are it, it is important that you know important things about who you are going to marry so that you don't marry them and feel disgusted when the person begins to unravel his true self.

winchforjesus:

i was banned. what did you expect me to do. this is the same insults i get offline

why are you being mean

I did not insult you, I was merely making an observation and at the same time voicing my humble opinion.

If it is actually true that you were banned then that is the clearest sign yet that you are not actually welcome here.

But not to worry, there are several Nigerian dating sites all over the place. You can go to them.

But my advice to you is this: Do not under any circumstanses sound too desperate, it will either attract the wrong people or repel any prospective suitor.

Believe me you do not want to get married then later wishing that you never had gone into it.

out

Mynd_44: You are beyond redemption. Can someone please ban her? She is beginning to behave wierd

. Hahahaha

Your father calls you bastard, you call yourself fuckherlord, what is the difference? Better move this thread to joke section and remove it from the front page because, it totally childish of @poster to think I would buy this.