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The Blondes by bunmioguns(m): 11:49am On Jun 24, 2012
80,000 blondes are gathered for
a "Blondes Are Not Stupid"
convention. The leader says,
"We are all here today to prove
to the world that blondes are
not stupid. Can I have a
volunteer?"A blonde gingerly
works her way through the
crowd and steps up to the
stage.The leader asks her, "What
is 15 plus 15?" After 15 or 20
seconds she says, "18!"
Obviously, everyone is a little
disappointed. Then, 80,000
blondes start cheering, "Give her
another chance! Give her
another chance!" The leader
says, "Well, since we've gone to
the trouble of getting 80,000 of
you in one place and we have
the world-wide press and global
broadcast media here, gee, uh, I
guess we can give her another
chance."So he asks, "What is 5
plus 5?" After nearly 30 seconds
she eventually says, "90?" The
leader is quite perplexed, looks
down and just lets out a
dejected sigh. Everyone is
disheartened. The blonde starts
crying and the 80,000 girls begin
to yell and wave their hands
shouting, "Give her another
chance! Give her another
chance!"The leader, unsure
whether or not he is doing more
harm than good, eventually
says, "OK! OK! Just one more
chance. What is 2 plus 2?" The
girl closes her eyes, and after a
whole minute eventually says,
"4?". Throughout the stadium,
pandemonium breaks out as all
80,000 girls jump to their feet,
wave their arms,
stomp their feet and scream ...

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Give her another chance!... cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy grin grin grin
Re: The Blondes by Nobody: 12:36pm On Jun 24, 2012
*I wonder where the joke is*
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Re: The Blondes by bunmioguns(m): 12:47pm On Jun 24, 2012
Harbioollah: *I wonder where the joke is*
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.Kip wondering blind fellow. . embarassed
Re: The Blondes by jeezybuck: 1:08pm On Jun 24, 2012
bunmioguns:

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.Kip wondering blind fellow. . embarassed

LOL
Re: The Blondes by ITbomb(m): 1:20pm On Jun 24, 2012
this is the bomb. Guy u try no mind people wey WAEC dash t-shirt for English
Re: The Blondes by Frostyzone(m): 1:34pm On Jun 24, 2012
Too long to be a joke. And btw, the last time I checked, there weren't any blond Nigerian(unless you were talking about albinos)
Which means you are either suffering from inferiority complex by attempting american jokes(which doesn't appeal to most africans) or plain stupid for believing that any sane person will laugh at your longish cr.ap.
Re: The Blondes by bunmioguns(m): 2:27pm On Jun 24, 2012
Frostyzone: Too long to be a joke. And btw, the last time I checked, there weren't any blond Nigerian(unless you were talking about albinos)
Which means you are either suffering from inferiority complex by attempting american jokes(which doesn't appeal to most africans) or plain stupid for believing that any sane person will laugh at your longish cr.ap.
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So it means is only Nigerian jokes we must post here. . . .
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Dickhead
Re: The Blondes by Nobody: 2:52pm On Jun 24, 2012
bunmioguns:
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So it means is only Nigerian jokes we must post here. . . .
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Dickhead
just what i was finking.
U dnt understand English.(ur conclusion proves so).

I gat an advice," Why nt Go sell ur brain? They'll fetch an handsome price since they are completely Unused"

* End Of Dicussion*
dnt hav time 2 exchange words wit a celebrumless man*
Re: The Blondes by NEWBIN: 3:18pm On Jun 24, 2012
[quote author=Harbioollah]
just what i was finking.
U dnt understand English.(ur conclusion proves so).

I gat an advice," Why nt Go sell ur brain? They'll fetch an handsome price since they are completely Unused"

u are very shtupid for these silly comments! have u done a joke before olodo!


bunmi, never mind, this joke is a bommmmb!!!
Re: The Blondes by Frostyzone(m): 4:09pm On Jun 24, 2012
See how y'all are defending ya stupidity. And those fools that are congratulating the delusional poster should please note, FYI;His post is demeaning to women by proxy. Implying that blonde women are dullards speaks volume of how y'all see women in real life.*SMH*
Re: The Blondes by NEWBIN: 4:36pm On Jun 24, 2012
Frostyzone: See how y'all are defending ya stupidity. And those fools that are congratulating the delusional poster should please note, FYI;His post is demeaning to women by proxy. Implying that blonde women are dullards speaks volume of how y'all see women in real life.*SMH*



shake wetin?? head?. . .lol


so u think say u get head? madman!

look, the earlier u rush to the Gbagbo memorial hospital for brain surgery, the better for u o o o!



wouf!!!
Re: The Blondes by lilkech(m): 8:47pm On Jun 24, 2012
this post is in an intensive care unit at gbagbo memorial
Re: The Blondes by bunmioguns(m): 10:03pm On Jun 24, 2012
Harbioollah:
just what i was finking.
U dnt understand English.(ur conclusion proves so).

I gat an advice," Why nt Go sell ur brain? They'll fetch an handsome price since they are completely Unused"

* End Of Dicussion*
dnt hav time 2 exchange words wit a celebrumless man*
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.I have an advice for you, go and jump inside canal. . .
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.Mat Wetter

embarassed
Re: The Blondes by bunmioguns(m): 10:07pm On Jun 24, 2012
[quote author=NEW BIN][/quote]
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.Thanks jare. . . These ppl needs to be remanded in d Bin Memorial hospital for further treatment. . .
Re: The Blondes by Johnny(m): 8:15am On Jun 25, 2012
Jokes like this are not meant for empty heads like we have here......This‘s a very funny joke.All the 80,000 blondes don‘t even know 2+2.Lolzzzz.

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