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A Woman's Letter Of Complaint To The IT Technical Support Guy by jhydebaba(m): 11:02am On Aug 02, 2012
Dear Tech Support,

A Letter Of Complaint

Last year I upgraded my OS (Operating System) from Boyfriend 7.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under boyfriend 7.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.0, Personal Attention 6.0, Unlimited Calls and text 7.0 and Picnic 7.0.
In conclusion, the battery life of Boyfriend 7.0 last ten times longer than Husband 1.0 and that gives me sleepless nights as to the efficiency of Husband 1.0.
I will appreciate if my OS can be returned back to Boyfriend 7.0.
Thanks for your usual co-operation.
Re: A Woman's Letter Of Complaint To The IT Technical Support Guy by Gabrielsylar(m): 11:16am On Aug 02, 2012
Unfortunately YOUR HARDWARE expires too quickly...thats why we usually encourage bofirned 7.0 and husband 1.0 to run on MULTIPLE HARDWARES....Boyfriend 7.0 can run on 100 harwares from ages 18-25 while HUSBAND 1.0 if purchased from OIC countries can run on 1-4 copy Hardwares.....we dont call it polygamy..we call it PAGINATION,MEMORY SWAP OR MULTI-TASKING.....
Re: A Woman's Letter Of Complaint To The IT Technical Support Guy by drlaykay(m): 1:23pm On Aug 02, 2012
OP:65%
Gabriel:67%
Re: A Woman's Letter Of Complaint To The IT Technical Support Guy by donami(m): 3:50pm On Aug 02, 2012
18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from DrinkingMates 4.2, which I had used for years without any trouble. However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off.

To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several
other applications, such as LadsNightOut 3.1, Football 4.5, and Playboy 6.9. Successive versions of GirlFriend proved no better.

I tried a shareware program, Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs and left = virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks. Eventually, I tried to run GirlFriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 =t the same time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each =other they caused severe damage to my hardware.

I eventually upgraded to Fiancée 1.0, only to discover that this
product soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0. While Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSexPlus and Cleanhouse2005.

Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be very unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted. They then resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about them. Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail filter, and can, without warning, launch TurboStrop and Multi-Whinge. These latter products have no help files, and I have to try to guess what the problem is.

Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly, requiring ShoeShop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express which needs to be reinstalled every other week. Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Saab 93 Convertible hard drive, it often crashes.

Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called MotherInLaw, which can't be turned off.

Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress 2005, but there could be problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0 detects Mistress 2005, it tends to delete all of your Money before
uninstalling itself
Re: A Woman's Letter Of Complaint To The IT Technical Support Guy by ODB1: 5:47pm On Aug 02, 2012
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Re: A Woman's Letter Of Complaint To The IT Technical Support Guy by tobechi74: 5:56pm On Aug 02, 2012
My research as a computer enginer has proven that ur present operating system(husband 1.0) if installed alone, is resistant to any form of virus.

however, due to ur preference for using various aplication for difrent purpose.we recomend the use of a safety device called compat disk(CD). This shud be installed on the long vertical compatment before runin any aplication and should be deleted in the recyclebin.

Dis antivirus enables one to use difrent operating system witout fear of contacting virus which could destroy the battery.
Re: A Woman's Letter Of Complaint To The IT Technical Support Guy by Aizebioje(m): 8:13pm On Aug 02, 2012
NERDS!!!cool though
Re: A Woman's Letter Of Complaint To The IT Technical Support Guy by jhydebaba(m): 8:28pm On Aug 02, 2012
donami: 18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from DrinkingMates 4.2, which I had used for years without any trouble. However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off.

To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several
other applications, such as LadsNightOut 3.1, Football 4.5, and Playboy 6.9. Successive versions of GirlFriend proved no better.

I tried a shareware program, Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs and left = virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks. Eventually, I tried to run GirlFriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 =t the same time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each =other they caused severe damage to my hardware.

I eventually upgraded to Fiancée 1.0, only to discover that this
product soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0. While Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSexPlus and Cleanhouse2005.

Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be very unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted. They then resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about them. Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail filter, and can, without warning, launch TurboStrop and Multi-Whinge. These latter products have no help files, and I have to try to guess what the problem is.

Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly, requiring ShoeShop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express which needs to be reinstalled every other week. Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Saab 93 Convertible hard drive, it often crashes.

Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called MotherInLaw, which can't be turned off.

Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress 2005, but there could be problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0 detects Mistress 2005, it tends to delete all of your Money before
uninstalling itself
Nice one.
Maybe u upgrade to wife 4.0
Re: A Woman's Letter Of Complaint To The IT Technical Support Guy by habayommy: 12:22am On Aug 03, 2012
OP and domani, Ɣ☺Ʊ guys really got laughing # my belle ooo
Re: A Woman's Letter Of Complaint To The IT Technical Support Guy by timilehing(m): 7:43am On Aug 03, 2012
Its different experience for every1. I started wit Dating 1.0 later upgrade to 3.0 but seems its eatin up my memory. Tried single 5.6 and it feels beta but can make u crash anytim so i go for double Dating 2.6 whic almost finished my available resources. Back to my single but dis time wit version 7.1. Its d best but ppl tink am turnin to somethin else. Now am back to Dating 3.4- its not easy though but i'll just ve to endure
Re: A Woman's Letter Of Complaint To The IT Technical Support Guy by donami(m): 1:58am On Aug 04, 2012
[quote author=timilehing]Its different experience for every1. I started wit Dating 1.0 later upgrade to 3.0 but seems its eatin up my memory. Tried single 5.6 and it feels beta but can make u crash anytim so i go for double Dating 2.6 whic almost finished my available resources. Back to my single but dis time wit version 7.1. Its d best but ppl tink am turnin to somethin else. Now am back to Dating 3.4- its not easy though but i'll just ve to endure[/quote
nice one

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