Q: Why are condoms transparent?
Ans : So that sperms can at least enjoy the sceneeven if their entry is Restricted!
Q: What is the new AIDS awareness slogan?
Ans : Try different positions with the same woman instead of same position with different women.
Q: Why is Sex like shaving?
Ans : Well, because no matter how well you do it today tomorrow you’ll have to do it again
Q: What will happen if earth rotates 30 times faster?
Ans : Men will get their salary everyday and women will bleed to death.
Q: Why do 90% girls have left boob bigger than right?
Ans : Bcoz 90% boys are right handed.
Q: What is the difference between a PANTY& a STAGE CURTAIN?
Ans : When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when you pull down the PANTY.. it is SHOWTIME!
Q: what does a Signboard outside a prostitute’s house say Ans : Married MEN not allowed. We serve the needy, not the greedy
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