debosky: ^^ What do you expect from someone named akamu and stew?

Akamu and Stew:

I have a feeling that we are made for each other...

You're my type of lady...

How about you give me ur fone number so that I can flash you and you call me back. There's a lot of thing I want to tell you. Infact I want to pour my heart into your heart so that our heart can beat as only one heart.

debosky: ^^ What do you expect from someone named akamu and stew?

berem: Garri the 1st!

shaking my head for you!!

Akamu and Stew:

Debosky and Naijababe..you guys are enemies of progress, but know this that nothing can stop this love in my heart from actualization.

Neither Light nor darkness. Neither water nor fire, neither PDP nor APC, neither Fashola nor Jonathan, neither Osama nor Obama, neither Boko Haram nor Massob, neither JTF nor STF can stop Berem and I from loving each other until the end of time.

If the two of you want to be on the victorious side you should send me N200 recharge card so I can talk to MY LOVE during midnight call. Actually whether you are for or against me is inconsequential because their is no mountain, river, lake, sea or forest that can separate me from my Heart throb.

So my Sweet Berem don't listen to them. My love is all you need..

berem: This is Serious......

St_Black: Akamu & stew, abeg wetin dey happen with berem nau

Akamu and Stew:

Did you think I was joking...

Love has never been a joking matter...

Nations and Kingdom have gone to war and spilled blood over issues of the heart.

So yes dear, this -ish is serious.

berem: aburo mi, oro yi,o ma ya mi lenu!

Na who send me go do waitress? na so the thing be? I don suffer!

berem: aburo mi, oro yi,o ma ya mi lenu!

Na who send me go do waitress? na so the thing be? I don suffer!

berem: Garri, if na joke abeg stop am! you see me for dream?

St_Black: Akamu & stew, abeg wetin dey happen with berem nau

Akamu and Stew:

She dey finger my heart....

Akamu and Stew: Ok dearie, lemme give you some time to think about this. It is obvious you're overwhelmed by the velocity of my love.

I'll be back tomorrow to get ur feedback.

Please stay away from Debosky and Co. They don't mean well for us.

St_Black:

Ore, abeg free berem ooo. ...'cos una suppose respect her "Mrs" even if age respect no dey for NL.
...biko, joo o, abeg free our waitress!!

naijababe:

Lol..........how can anyone eat Akamu and Stew sef? Abi akamu no be ogi again?

Akamu and Stew:

Tell me this is a joke...

She's married!!!

I hereby declare you a LIAR.

Berem you're not married...right??

Akamu and Stew:

Tell me this is a joke...

She's married!!!

I hereby declare you a LIAR.

Berem you're not married...right??

berem: I haven't told anyone my marital status on nairaland,err, maybe just one or two friends. So consider me single but not searching.

berem: Done sir!

Come o, it seems this HERO Beer is the major Lager Beer in the east. Is that so?

achi4u: O mpa! na the coded name, for east here we're using HERO in exchange of other green bottles.


Again, dat guy wey dey toast you natural real fine bobo,
Abeg flash am make him call you.Don't forget to collect him ATM pin.

St_Black:


guy U BE CANNIBAL ? ...300K meat hehe

berem: ATM pin first befor Love! I no fit carry last. Pata pata na draw.

achi4u: yea! I trust you but can you stand his name "akamu and stew"


CHINEKE!

achi4u: I just dey enter the beer joint now com see alot of discussion btw naijababe and st. black giving us world history, una well done.

emm! mai-suya,
abeg arrange me suya #300k with enough tooth pick,

Sis berem,
services me one bottle of HERO.

CFCfan: All your orders are ready
*hands them over to Berem*