wordcat: ;

Let me guess; U're Mgbafor.

berem: Only soda water? Alomo bitters nko?

berem: Mgbeke means someone born on Eke day. it's not a bad name at all just that people who don't know the meaning of the name use it as an insult.

There are 4 market days in Igbo land: ORIE, AFOR, NKWO and EKE. Females born on Orie are called Mgborie, Afor is Mgbafor, Nkwo is Mgbokwo and Eke is Mgbeke.

Don't even ask me the day i was born cos am not telling!

Eledan:

No...I don't drink all those herbal mixture....just make is soda water pls.

Garri the 1st:

Ok dear.. I get it. You was born on "Eke" day..

It's Official!!!

Berem is an MGBEKE!!!!!

berem: OK i hear you! There is dog meat, cow tail and snail peppersoup . There is also ngwo ngwo, African salad,nkwobi and point and kill. Make your choice sir.

Eledan:

You don't have my "small-chop" on your list....

berem: smh.....

BIG BOSS, watch out for this dude! anytime he calls me MGBEKE, there'll be trouble on nairaland!!

berem: What da heck is small chop? sorry i don't have it, try the next beer parlor!

Garri the 1st:

C'mon.. "Mgbeke" isn't an insult it's a a good name and besides I think its sexy...

So My Mgbeke 1... What say you??

Eledan:

Your menu list is too "local" ...

berem: Thank you! You can go to KFC and eat their expensive and tasteless small chop!

Eledan:

What sort of waitress are you, just give me soda water and stop asking questions joooor!

Jarus: *****Jarus enters the bar, slams the door, bangs the table, with a copy of result of Offa LG elections that held yesterday******

APC - 11,526
PDP - 4,668

Kwara SIEC declares PDP winner!!!!

****Rushes back***** OccupyOffa.

Jarus: *****Jarus enters the bar, slams the door, bangs the table, with a copy of result of Offa LG elections that held yesterday******

APC - 11,526
PDP - 4,668

Kwara SIEC declares PDP winner!!!!

****Rushes back***** OccupyOffa.

wordcat: After six bottles; any girl na fine girl. i still dey for Eddison Kings @ Iyana-School bus stop;;; d latest be say Arsenal don show Spur say class is different frm cash.

Garri the 1st:

Ok dear.. I get it. You was born on "Eke" day..

It's Official!!!

Berem is an MGBEKE!!!!!

ur old boy must b a native doctor.

#team amadioha#.

berem: Thank you! You can go to KFC and eat their expensive and tasteless small chop!

berem: Hell no! am not telling!

wordcat: ;

heheheheh, or, simply admit dat u don't knw.

berem: Iyana school bus stop? na my area be that o! I just from iyana school bus stop comot now.

ighoosagie: although I had a bad moment last Friday, bt God saved my a55 dis morning.

Oya give everybody their brands.

Mk una rejoice wit me

wordcat: ;

enter Eddyson King na make we see. I dey near d last TV

berem: ok i admit! oya come flog me.

berem: I dey far o! Iyana ipaja precisely

wordcat: ;

Na wa o, u bi winch? frm Iyana Sch to Iyana Ipaja, u fly

berem: .

pls anytime Sexkillz enta dis ya bar just give him all his demands with immediate alacrity, but don't serve him pepper soup n don't open d beer b4 u give him ,becos I don't want u to put em em em... Inside]

Jarus: *****Jarus enters the bar, slams the door, bangs the table, with a copy of result of Offa LG elections that held yesterday******

APC - 11,526
PDP - 4,668

Kwara SIEC declares PDP winner!!!!

****Rushes back***** OccupyOffa.

ighoosagie: .

pls anytime Sexkillz enta dis ya bar just give him all his demands with immediate alacrity, but don't serve him pepper soup n don't open d beer b4 u give him ,becos I don't want u to put em em em... Inside]